Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin
@esaeger.bsky.social
Writes political humor books, reviews music, sells antiques. Close the CIA before I get really performatively angry.
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Truth (a buddy made this) 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Truth (a buddy made this) 🤣
NY Gov Hochul made the anti-free-bussing remarks from Puerto Rico, "where she and other New York Democrats are gathering for an annual get-together." How many bus fares paid for all that prime rib? 🤔
It's the system, stupid. Mamdani is an 80 mg dose of baby aspirin fed to a patient on life support.
It's the system, stupid. Mamdani is an 80 mg dose of baby aspirin fed to a patient on life support.
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
NY Gov Hochul made the anti-free-bussing remarks from Puerto Rico, "where she and other New York Democrats are gathering for an annual get-together." How many bus fares paid for all that prime rib? 🤔
It's the system, stupid. Mamdani is an 80 mg dose of baby aspirin fed to a patient on life support.
It's the system, stupid. Mamdani is an 80 mg dose of baby aspirin fed to a patient on life support.
What took them so long?
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What took them so long?
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If you saw del Toro's new Frankenstein you know you agree with this.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If you saw del Toro's new Frankenstein you know you agree with this.
Here he is, reflecting on the sci-fi novel he never wrote, Babypuss, the smartest puss I've ever known. He's now 76 in human years. If he's not taking a nap, he's going someplace to take a nap. He gets a lot of treats and smooches lately.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Here he is, reflecting on the sci-fi novel he never wrote, Babypuss, the smartest puss I've ever known. He's now 76 in human years. If he's not taking a nap, he's going someplace to take a nap. He gets a lot of treats and smooches lately.
Buzzfeed compiled a list of posts from staunch MAGAs who were worried about they're SNAP benefits. See if you can tell how this one their is 100% real.
Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!
Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Buzzfeed compiled a list of posts from staunch MAGAs who were worried about they're SNAP benefits. See if you can tell how this one their is 100% real.
Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!
Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!
No seriously, the Democrats couldn't care less if you can "afford" healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No seriously, the Democrats couldn't care less if you can "afford" healthcare.
Suddenly those total losers were worried about feeding hungry kids, or something?
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Suddenly those total losers were worried about feeding hungry kids, or something?
Trump getting roundly booed at Commanders NFL game today while swearing in some military guys or whatever.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Trump getting roundly booed at Commanders NFL game today while swearing in some military guys or whatever.
Jfc, does literally *everything* need to suck under capitalism?
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Jfc, does literally *everything* need to suck under capitalism?
If you're contributing to charities or doing any other mutual aid, don't forget to bring food to pet food pantries. No one should be forced to give up their pet just because Trump's torpedoing SNAP.
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If you're contributing to charities or doing any other mutual aid, don't forget to bring food to pet food pantries. No one should be forced to give up their pet just because Trump's torpedoing SNAP.
You know, AOC's "spilling the tea" about how MTG's real motivation for suddenly slamming Republicans is because Trump told her she can't run for the Senate in Georgia seems a little Mean Girl-ish and politically brainless. Take your catty little beefs elsewhere, you're not on friggin Storage Wars.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You know, AOC's "spilling the tea" about how MTG's real motivation for suddenly slamming Republicans is because Trump told her she can't run for the Senate in Georgia seems a little Mean Girl-ish and politically brainless. Take your catty little beefs elsewhere, you're not on friggin Storage Wars.
This bullshit with Trump blocking SNAP assistance is a King Joffrey-level ego-driven power play to make the Democrats give up and reveal themselves as hopeless pussies forever. Bougie shitlibs best be looking up the term "mutual aid" and following the simple instructions, fucking stat.
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This bullshit with Trump blocking SNAP assistance is a King Joffrey-level ego-driven power play to make the Democrats give up and reveal themselves as hopeless pussies forever. Bougie shitlibs best be looking up the term "mutual aid" and following the simple instructions, fucking stat.
“My job is to keep the left pro-Israel.”
-Chuck Schumer
-Chuck Schumer
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“My job is to keep the left pro-Israel.”
-Chuck Schumer
-Chuck Schumer
Cinematic concept: Abraham Lincoln, Douchebag Hunter
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Cinematic concept: Abraham Lincoln, Douchebag Hunter
My flashback: An alcoholic I dated in 1997
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My flashback: An alcoholic I dated in 1997
I'd say we're not right at the brink of military takeover or whatnot, but the majority of Americans are thinking "Oh, let's just get it over with."
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'd say we're not right at the brink of military takeover or whatnot, but the majority of Americans are thinking "Oh, let's just get it over with."
An Irish friend on Mastodon wrote me to vent that the new Irish president "rode a wave of idk" and is going to back despotism.
Every country is through the looking glass it seems, all the nationalism is sooo sexy. Too bad we can't have a nice hot world war without any super-big explodey things! 😥
Every country is through the looking glass it seems, all the nationalism is sooo sexy. Too bad we can't have a nice hot world war without any super-big explodey things! 😥
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
An Irish friend on Mastodon wrote me to vent that the new Irish president "rode a wave of idk" and is going to back despotism.
Every country is through the looking glass it seems, all the nationalism is sooo sexy. Too bad we can't have a nice hot world war without any super-big explodey things! 😥
Every country is through the looking glass it seems, all the nationalism is sooo sexy. Too bad we can't have a nice hot world war without any super-big explodey things! 😥
Wow, I only lost two followers yesterday when I insulted boutique liberals *and* tankies in the same post? Holy shit mom, I can get away with anything on this gizmo!
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Wow, I only lost two followers yesterday when I insulted boutique liberals *and* tankies in the same post? Holy shit mom, I can get away with anything on this gizmo!
Me? Just building an ark to prepare for the twin hundred-foot-tall sewage-tsunamis of "See? Socialism was always a non-starter philosophy!" from the Maddow bourgeoisie and "More like GROUCHO Marxist!" from the Chairman-Mao-avatar-packin' furries.
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Me? Just building an ark to prepare for the twin hundred-foot-tall sewage-tsunamis of "See? Socialism was always a non-starter philosophy!" from the Maddow bourgeoisie and "More like GROUCHO Marxist!" from the Chairman-Mao-avatar-packin' furries.
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Hey Dems, you don't have to say anything nice about Dick Cheney. He was a monster and the world is a better place w/o him.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hey Dems, you don't have to say anything nice about Dick Cheney. He was a monster and the world is a better place w/o him.
Why are people on the broad left leaving corporate social media and spending more time outside? Because everyone's finally realizing that all that's ever gotten accomplished on Twitter is intensified internecine warfare between non-Nazi groups and getting Gilbert Gottfried fired as the Aflac duck.
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Why are people on the broad left leaving corporate social media and spending more time outside? Because everyone's finally realizing that all that's ever gotten accomplished on Twitter is intensified internecine warfare between non-Nazi groups and getting Gilbert Gottfried fired as the Aflac duck.
Yes, I already started writing my rock opera about Dick Cheney's death
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Yes, I already started writing my rock opera about Dick Cheney's death
Surely Guilfoyle and all those other Trump blow-up dolls have seen how South Park makes them look, all lip-botoxed beyond human semblance. Surely it makes them wonder about their very existences.
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Surely Guilfoyle and all those other Trump blow-up dolls have seen how South Park makes them look, all lip-botoxed beyond human semblance. Surely it makes them wonder about their very existences.