Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin
@esaeger.bsky.social
Writes political humor books, reviews music, sells antiques. Close the CIA before I get really performatively angry.
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My Year In The Online Left: Saeger, Eric W: 9781732583559: Amazon.com: Books
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The holidays are coming, so buy my new book for everyone on your gift list, that'd be great! It's a wide-ranging examination of "political Twitter culture," radical economics, non-corporate news media, and why corporate social media is dying.
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While Elmo's pedo-loving xAI gets flattened by OpenAI and Anthropic and Rivan beats Tesla like a drum, the Head Incel In Charge logs onto the rapidly dying social media site he bought just to seem cool, types proof he doesn't know what the fuck a misanthrope is, clicks "Post."
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
While Elmo's pedo-loving xAI gets flattened by OpenAI and Anthropic and Rivan beats Tesla like a drum, the Head Incel In Charge logs onto the rapidly dying social media site he bought just to seem cool, types proof he doesn't know what the fuck a misanthrope is, clicks "Post."
"The More You Know!"
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
"The More You Know!"
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Trump promised to arrest Americans who expose ICE Nazis, so our friends in Europe are creating a list so we'll know who our enemies are.
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February 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Trump promised to arrest Americans who expose ICE Nazis, so our friends in Europe are creating a list so we'll know who our enemies are.
wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Ma...
wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Ma...
How can anyone think the Democrats care more about progressive/pro-labor programs than getting votes from Fox News fans? Why do they try so hard to lose elections?
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
How can anyone think the Democrats care more about progressive/pro-labor programs than getting votes from Fox News fans? Why do they try so hard to lose elections?
Someone tweeted that Kid Rock's halftime show should have been called "Klanchella." Other suggestions were "Pedopalooza" and "Trailer- Fest." I'm thinking "Cross Burning Man" or "Griftstock."
February 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Someone tweeted that Kid Rock's halftime show should have been called "Klanchella." Other suggestions were "Pedopalooza" and "Trailer- Fest." I'm thinking "Cross Burning Man" or "Griftstock."
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Don’t live in our District but want a copy of the campaign comic? No problem!
You can get your own union-printed limited edition copy (and support our campaign!) here: secure.actblue.com/donate/kat-c...
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February 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Don’t live in our District but want a copy of the campaign comic? No problem!
You can get your own union-printed limited edition copy (and support our campaign!) here: secure.actblue.com/donate/kat-c...
You can get your own union-printed limited edition copy (and support our campaign!) here: secure.actblue.com/donate/kat-c...
PSA
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
PSA
Usually I just say "I want to work here to make your company great by ending its streak of hiring brown-nosing do-nothing losers like you."
February 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Usually I just say "I want to work here to make your company great by ending its streak of hiring brown-nosing do-nothing losers like you."
What a sucky boring Olympics opening ceremony. The boos for the Israeli team and Vance weren't miked loud enough either, and wtf is Lindsay Vonn thinking competing with a torn ACL, and why was New Yorker Mariah Carey the showcase singer and not an Italian?
What a dumpster fire.🙄
What a dumpster fire.🙄
February 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
What a sucky boring Olympics opening ceremony. The boos for the Israeli team and Vance weren't miked loud enough either, and wtf is Lindsay Vonn thinking competing with a torn ACL, and why was New Yorker Mariah Carey the showcase singer and not an Italian?
What a dumpster fire.🙄
What a dumpster fire.🙄
"B-b-but violence wouldn't solve anything!"
- every multi-millionaire "expert" on tv
- every multi-millionaire "expert" on tv
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
"B-b-but violence wouldn't solve anything!"
- every multi-millionaire "expert" on tv
- every multi-millionaire "expert" on tv
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The Democratic party never really recovered from Humphry losing to Nixon. That loss paved the way for Clinton to sacrifice everything good the party had accomplished and establish the era of governance by short term polling and cowardice disguised as consultancy.
February 4, 2026 at 11:32 AM
The Democratic party never really recovered from Humphry losing to Nixon. That loss paved the way for Clinton to sacrifice everything good the party had accomplished and establish the era of governance by short term polling and cowardice disguised as consultancy.
Do you think MAGAs ever wake up from naps and go "JFC, it is truly amazing what a totally gullible friggin imbecile I am?"
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Do you think MAGAs ever wake up from naps and go "JFC, it is truly amazing what a totally gullible friggin imbecile I am?"
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ALLIES RUN FROM U.S. COOPERATION
Isolationism and bravado chase off our long standing business allies across Europe.
www.politico.eu/article/euro...
Isolationism and bravado chase off our long standing business allies across Europe.
www.politico.eu/article/euro...
Europe begins its slow retreat from US dependence
The EU aims to reduce reliance on America in areas such as technology, energy, payments and defense. That will take some time.
www.politico.eu
February 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
ALLIES RUN FROM U.S. COOPERATION
Isolationism and bravado chase off our long standing business allies across Europe.
www.politico.eu/article/euro...
Isolationism and bravado chase off our long standing business allies across Europe.
www.politico.eu/article/euro...
We've totally been without any representation whatsoever since Nixon made all congressional roll votes public. Congress votes to impress their lobbyists, never their constituents.
February 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
We've totally been without any representation whatsoever since Nixon made all congressional roll votes public. Congress votes to impress their lobbyists, never their constituents.
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
Happening now, useful Fox idiot Taibbi discussing the "legalities" of Trump's new UAE/crypto mega-grift. One commenter even noted "Whether it's legal or not, it's not great that the first response to the reporter accusing Trump of being a crook is to say 'Yeah, but the Bidens are crooks too.'"
JFC.
JFC.
February 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Happening now, useful Fox idiot Taibbi discussing the "legalities" of Trump's new UAE/crypto mega-grift. One commenter even noted "Whether it's legal or not, it's not great that the first response to the reporter accusing Trump of being a crook is to say 'Yeah, but the Bidens are crooks too.'"
JFC.
JFC.
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Here is BRETT RATNER, the scumbag director for the film "Melania " ...
All cozy with Epstein and an unidentified teenage child
#EpsteinFiles
SO MANY VILE SCUMBAGS and this one a friend of PEDO POTUS and his "SweetPea" wife as Ghislaine Maxwell likes to call her
We Stand With the Victims
All cozy with Epstein and an unidentified teenage child
#EpsteinFiles
SO MANY VILE SCUMBAGS and this one a friend of PEDO POTUS and his "SweetPea" wife as Ghislaine Maxwell likes to call her
We Stand With the Victims
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Here is BRETT RATNER, the scumbag director for the film "Melania " ...
All cozy with Epstein and an unidentified teenage child
#EpsteinFiles
SO MANY VILE SCUMBAGS and this one a friend of PEDO POTUS and his "SweetPea" wife as Ghislaine Maxwell likes to call her
We Stand With the Victims
All cozy with Epstein and an unidentified teenage child
#EpsteinFiles
SO MANY VILE SCUMBAGS and this one a friend of PEDO POTUS and his "SweetPea" wife as Ghislaine Maxwell likes to call her
We Stand With the Victims
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Am i the only one floored by the revelation that the Black Dahlia killer may also be the Zodiac? 😱🤯
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
Chapter 1: The Hidden Beneath The Hidden
Podcast Episode · Killer In The Code · S1 E1 · 31m
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January 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Am i the only one floored by the revelation that the Black Dahlia killer may also be the Zodiac? 😱🤯
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
Ha ha, some poor sap in Australia went to the Melania movie 😂
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Ha ha, some poor sap in Australia went to the Melania movie 😂
So you figured out that I'm a rascal, everyone's sooo impressed
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
So you figured out that I'm a rascal, everyone's sooo impressed
So fucking what? Is Kristi Noem going to bring a team of unemployable rednecks over to Homan's house and shoot him in the back ten times because there's video of him taking a $50,000 cash bribe from an undercover agent in 2024?
January 30, 2026 at 1:26 PM
So fucking what? Is Kristi Noem going to bring a team of unemployable rednecks over to Homan's house and shoot him in the back ten times because there's video of him taking a $50,000 cash bribe from an undercover agent in 2024?
Hollywood has always been part of all the problems, with their craven political cowardice, symbiotic relationship with the military, and Epstein island apathy. Wait til foreign filmmakers perfect AI facial animation and sync it with great dialog readings. You won't miss Jason Statham or Kevin Hart.
January 30, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Hollywood has always been part of all the problems, with their craven political cowardice, symbiotic relationship with the military, and Epstein island apathy. Wait til foreign filmmakers perfect AI facial animation and sync it with great dialog readings. You won't miss Jason Statham or Kevin Hart.
Ha ha, look at this, 38 clams from Zuck for getting in on that class action privacy-invasion lawsuit a few years ago, it's actually legitimate, I just threw it at the cable bill and it took! 🤣🤣🤣😹
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Ha ha, look at this, 38 clams from Zuck for getting in on that class action privacy-invasion lawsuit a few years ago, it's actually legitimate, I just threw it at the cable bill and it took! 🤣🤣🤣😹
JFC, I'll worry about "left-wing fascist violence" when I see an army of Humanities undergrads in kitty hats driving around downtown Arlington, Texas in rainbow-painted Humvees, beating up any redneck who shows up with a gun. Get a fuckin grip, Hitler would have run as a Republican.
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM
JFC, I'll worry about "left-wing fascist violence" when I see an army of Humanities undergrads in kitty hats driving around downtown Arlington, Texas in rainbow-painted Humvees, beating up any redneck who shows up with a gun. Get a fuckin grip, Hitler would have run as a Republican.