Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin
@esaeger.bsky.social
Writes political humor books, reviews music, sells antiques. Close the CIA before I get really performatively angry.
Truth (a buddy made this) 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Truth (a buddy made this) 🤣
What took them so long?
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What took them so long?
If you saw del Toro's new Frankenstein you know you agree with this.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If you saw del Toro's new Frankenstein you know you agree with this.
Here he is, reflecting on the sci-fi novel he never wrote, Babypuss, the smartest puss I've ever known. He's now 76 in human years. If he's not taking a nap, he's going someplace to take a nap. He gets a lot of treats and smooches lately.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Here he is, reflecting on the sci-fi novel he never wrote, Babypuss, the smartest puss I've ever known. He's now 76 in human years. If he's not taking a nap, he's going someplace to take a nap. He gets a lot of treats and smooches lately.
Buzzfeed compiled a list of posts from staunch MAGAs who were worried about they're SNAP benefits. See if you can tell how this one their is 100% real.
Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!
Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Buzzfeed compiled a list of posts from staunch MAGAs who were worried about they're SNAP benefits. See if you can tell how this one their is 100% real.
Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!
Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!
No seriously, the Democrats couldn't care less if you can "afford" healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No seriously, the Democrats couldn't care less if you can "afford" healthcare.
Suddenly those total losers were worried about feeding hungry kids, or something?
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Suddenly those total losers were worried about feeding hungry kids, or something?
Trump getting roundly booed at Commanders NFL game today while swearing in some military guys or whatever.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Trump getting roundly booed at Commanders NFL game today while swearing in some military guys or whatever.
Jfc, does literally *everything* need to suck under capitalism?
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Jfc, does literally *everything* need to suck under capitalism?
If you're contributing to charities or doing any other mutual aid, don't forget to bring food to pet food pantries. No one should be forced to give up their pet just because Trump's torpedoing SNAP.
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If you're contributing to charities or doing any other mutual aid, don't forget to bring food to pet food pantries. No one should be forced to give up their pet just because Trump's torpedoing SNAP.
My flashback: An alcoholic I dated in 1997
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My flashback: An alcoholic I dated in 1997
I fucking told you so. Microsoft Teams is pure cancer. Mostly to get out of the house I took the training for a p/t job that used it and it was basically like having the world's worst middle-managers sitting right in my cube being dicks. It should be illegal to use the stupid goddam thing.
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I fucking told you so. Microsoft Teams is pure cancer. Mostly to get out of the house I took the training for a p/t job that used it and it was basically like having the world's worst middle-managers sitting right in my cube being dicks. It should be illegal to use the stupid goddam thing.
Bari Weiss is perfect for CBS. She questioned whether the sexual assault charges against Brett Kavanaugh should disqualify him from the SC; basically she's an annoying POS Zionist who helped popularize the term "Intellectual Darkweb" and took those assholes (Rogan etc) seriously.
From RationalWiki:
From RationalWiki:
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Bari Weiss is perfect for CBS. She questioned whether the sexual assault charges against Brett Kavanaugh should disqualify him from the SC; basically she's an annoying POS Zionist who helped popularize the term "Intellectual Darkweb" and took those assholes (Rogan etc) seriously.
From RationalWiki:
From RationalWiki:
TIL that in NH, despite what Google says, the tire pressure idiot light won't make your car fail an inspection if the tires are fine. Guys at Tire Warehouse and Sullivan Tire both told me that. I have an older Ford and was kinda stressed about it.
October 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
TIL that in NH, despite what Google says, the tire pressure idiot light won't make your car fail an inspection if the tires are fine. Guys at Tire Warehouse and Sullivan Tire both told me that. I have an older Ford and was kinda stressed about it.
I'm not turning into a Fundie or anything, but this struck me today. I forget what I was searching Google for, but this was the first thing that came up, solid proof that not all Christians are MAGA lunatics. So many people are just flat out bullshitting full time.
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm not turning into a Fundie or anything, but this struck me today. I forget what I was searching Google for, but this was the first thing that came up, solid proof that not all Christians are MAGA lunatics. So many people are just flat out bullshitting full time.
And now here it is, your daily moment of outrage (I can barely stand the sight of social media recently; we should be rioting):
"Kristi Noem has $0 for victims of Hurricane Helene in Western North Carolina who lost their homes but $172,000,000 to buy jets to ferry her around to pose for photo-ops."
"Kristi Noem has $0 for victims of Hurricane Helene in Western North Carolina who lost their homes but $172,000,000 to buy jets to ferry her around to pose for photo-ops."
October 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
And now here it is, your daily moment of outrage (I can barely stand the sight of social media recently; we should be rioting):
"Kristi Noem has $0 for victims of Hurricane Helene in Western North Carolina who lost their homes but $172,000,000 to buy jets to ferry her around to pose for photo-ops."
"Kristi Noem has $0 for victims of Hurricane Helene in Western North Carolina who lost their homes but $172,000,000 to buy jets to ferry her around to pose for photo-ops."
Anytime would be fuckin great. Let the hookworm states try to tie their shiws for once.
October 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Anytime would be fuckin great. Let the hookworm states try to tie their shiws for once.
Early census takers just took people's word for it. I am a rolling meatball wrangler
October 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Early census takers just took people's word for it. I am a rolling meatball wrangler
BBC, One India and others reporting that Israel violated the ceasefire within hours by killing 4 to 5 people (and counting, a drone strike was also reported, not that Western media will ever talk about it).
So much for that 2026 Nobel Peace Prize for whatsisface.
So much for that 2026 Nobel Peace Prize for whatsisface.
October 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
BBC, One India and others reporting that Israel violated the ceasefire within hours by killing 4 to 5 people (and counting, a drone strike was also reported, not that Western media will ever talk about it).
So much for that 2026 Nobel Peace Prize for whatsisface.
So much for that 2026 Nobel Peace Prize for whatsisface.
"Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream. Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.
Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead!
You better stay home and do as you're told; get out of the road if you want to grow old."
- Pink Floyd, "Sheep"
Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead!
You better stay home and do as you're told; get out of the road if you want to grow old."
- Pink Floyd, "Sheep"
October 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream. Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.
Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead!
You better stay home and do as you're told; get out of the road if you want to grow old."
- Pink Floyd, "Sheep"
Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead!
You better stay home and do as you're told; get out of the road if you want to grow old."
- Pink Floyd, "Sheep"
"Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.
Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead!
You better stay home and do as you're told; get out of the road if you want to grow old."
- Pink Floyd, "Sheep"
Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead!
You better stay home and do as you're told; get out of the road if you want to grow old."
- Pink Floyd, "Sheep"
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.
Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead!
You better stay home and do as you're told; get out of the road if you want to grow old."
- Pink Floyd, "Sheep"
Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead!
You better stay home and do as you're told; get out of the road if you want to grow old."
- Pink Floyd, "Sheep"
Twitter is dying, no one is being seen. Elmo is still slashing infrastructure, renegotiating contracts with Amazon Web Services, owes back rent and salaries, and finding there's no way to make a profit from it. Meanwhile he's ignoring pleas to keep pedo links off the site, as BBC revealed in August.
October 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Twitter is dying, no one is being seen. Elmo is still slashing infrastructure, renegotiating contracts with Amazon Web Services, owes back rent and salaries, and finding there's no way to make a profit from it. Meanwhile he's ignoring pleas to keep pedo links off the site, as BBC revealed in August.
JFC the liberal blue-checks are already throwing non-centrists under the bus for the 10/18 rally. I'm sure it'll be a wonderful unproductive brunch.
October 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
JFC the liberal blue-checks are already throwing non-centrists under the bus for the 10/18 rally. I'm sure it'll be a wonderful unproductive brunch.
"But there's no such thing as 'capitalist Pravda!' There *isn't*!"
October 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"But there's no such thing as 'capitalist Pravda!' There *isn't*!"