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I should start posting songs from whichever band I'm wearing a shirt of, so here's Ulthar's Cosmovore, Lovecraftian blackened death metal from VA. Chaotic but with good riffs that aren't just mindless technicality that death metal can kind of fall into.
Cosmovore
YouTube video by Ulthar - Topic
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YouGov "Is a transgender woman a woman?" among 18-29

"Agree" - 51% (+11 from Jan 2025)

this is less than a year in and we're almost back to peak woke

Woke 2.0 is going places you can't even imagine
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Still miss this place
December 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This is a response to an obvious joke post. What are we even doing here.
Is someone trying to pollute the web with fake Epstein images to make the real ones look fake?
December 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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It is a bit ironic, in a paper criticizing people for allegedly overestimating the utility of LLMs, they produced something that is wrong but, because it sounds confident and looks like a real paper, might be believed.
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
They exist to spam their single (1) paper
for posterity because it was burning a hole in my brain that i had seen it and that it was a meaningful data point
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Weird this is how we still celebrate
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
Today, people consider "Yule" synonymous with "Christmas." But centuries ago, Yule meant something different — a pagan mid-winter festival, dating back to pre-Christian Germanic people.
How cozy Yuletide traditions got their start with raging parties and animal sacrifice
Today, people consider "Yule" synonymous with "Christmas." But centuries ago, Yule meant something different — a pagan mid-winter festival, dating back to pre-Christian Germanic people.
n.pr
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My aunt brought her collard greens and let me tell you I’ve died and gone to heaven
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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ok guys its time to catch the turkey lets lock in
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Here’s a really cool technology for science that wouldn’t exist if not for generative AI. It’s built on Segment Anything, a foundation model built to assist the building of Meta’s generative models and itself arguably generative.

I’ve used SA’s zero-shot mask generation to segment histopathology
Do you love quantifying animal behavior as much as we do? We have just the tool for you! Presenting #OCTRON - a pipeline that helps you create rich annotation data and enables training of custom segmentation models. Have a look, particularly if you work with non-model / invertebrate organisms!
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Counterpoint, the average poaster can’t read and is just using a poor predictive text heuristic, and already depend on an overclass of motivated and competing literate elites to determine their opinions for them
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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fahrenheit:

0 degrees: very cold
100 degrees: very hot

celsius:

0 degrees: somewhat cold
100 degrees: everything dead
The metric system makes more sense overall but Americans are correct on floor naming conventions and temperature. “I’m on floor 0” No. You are on floor 1.
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I'm pretty fucking sick of assholes putting other people at risk because they don't believe in science
Measles exposure possible in Boston, Westborough, officials warn - The Boston Globe
The person diagnosed with measles spent time at Logan Airport and a hotel in Westborough earlier this month, officials said.
www.bostonglobe.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Melt-Banana Merry Chrimbus
Melt-Banana - White Christmas
YouTube video by LillyClouds
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December 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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just watching the warmups and practice makes you realize what kind of athletes we build around here. like real-life super-soldiers.
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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swear to god if geocities came out today some of yall would be posting about how irresponsible it is to let anyone create a web page
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Boycott Ford…for building necessary clean energy infrastructure
Ever since we saw Ford CEO Jim Farley standing beside Trump as he launched his racist rant about Somalians, we knew he was up to no good.

Boycott Ford.
bsky.app/profile/just...
Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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the conservation cop arguments on this site are a fully general justification for arbitrary control-freakery
December 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Oh god that one big account on here believes religious holidays can never be secularized. No idea why anyone follows that supremacist.
December 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Yeah, the tech vs humanities debate does seem to frequently overlook how many humanists choose that path from a starting position of relative privilege which many people in the technology world wish they could have had.
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Θα σας βάλω λοιπόν τα Ηπειρωτικά κάλαντα που κάνανε θραύση στις σχολικές εορτές και πολύ τα αγάπησα όχι για το χριστιανικό τους νόημα αλλά γιατί είναι με καθαρό ηπειρωτικό ρυθμό.

*Και καθώς το τραγούδαγα, χόρευα "χορό στα τρία" στο κεφάλι μου*
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youtu.be/vlzqCNsqR5g?...
Χριστουγεννιάτικα κάλαντα Ηπείρου - Ελάτε εδώ γειτόνισσες
YouTube video by ilioskaimple
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December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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here's a hot for Bluesky take: a lot of tech-criticism is so bad and focused on a kind of stupid imagined STEM-humanities culture war that some companies have been able to build whole brands around being "evil tech bros 😈" making supervillain promises despite their shit being vaporware
December 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
A glimpse into my very near future
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM