Eric Little
ericlittle1975.bsky.social
Eric Little
@ericlittle1975.bsky.social
Kentuckian, recovering teacher, sober. Dad and husband. Very dumb.
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WOW. 102 children have already received $50 worth of gifts from our holiday mutual aid. But, there are so many more on this post, and more still waiting to be added. I need you all to do me a favor. Can you please share the post so that more people know this is happening? Links below👇
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Weird, normally you only catch him on the Minors 😎
Is that Rob Ford’s jacket?
October 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m 50 years old. I hope, in 30 more years, I’ll be old enough to be a Democratic senator.
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My kid just called pants “long-sleeved shorts” and now I will never call them anything else.
September 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Putting my nine-year-old kid to bed. He looks earnestly at me:

“I’ve been getting some negative feedback from my stuffies about the closet door. They want it closed at night.”
September 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He looks like he’s going to burn it down with farts
September 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Today I’ve been sober for 1234 days.
September 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Breaking: Polish CEO comes out at a metaphor for everything that’s wrong with the world.
September 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Lots of people are going to always have been against this as soon as the fucker is dead.
August 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Dr: We tested for heavy metals in your urine test.
Me: Since Ozzy’s gone, I imagine everyone’s is low right now.
Dr:
Me:
Dr:
Me: Get it?
Dr: You’re high for organic arsenic.
August 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Everybody who refused to do any research projects in high school are now grownups who shout at everyone else to do their own research.
August 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Just heard my son’s friend say “I wanna wear her skin first,” which was terrifying until I realized they were playing Fortnite.
August 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I hate that a google search for “big balls beaten” yields news results now.
Also, it’s going to be funny when he tries to use Big Balls getting beaten up by teenagers as the entire rationale.

Yeah, man, Americans love the broccoli-cut failson tech bro who mindlessly slashed their health care on Elon’s orders.

They’ll do anything to avenge their beloved Big Balls.
Crime is ALREADY significantly down in DC this year so, yes, Trump will make a speech and then say, look at how much crime is down in DC!

All to avoid talking about the real crimes in the Epstein Files

www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/i...
August 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Awesome. The left is already shitting on potential candidates for 2028. This always ends well.
July 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
My son’s new cat friend is fkin furious
July 24, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I just feel that Anais shouldn’t have the same number of syllables as Jeremy
July 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I don’t know we need to use our military overseas when we have plenty of our own citizens to go to war with.
June 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Overheard at my nine year old’s soccer tryouts: WHO THE HECK IS FABIO?!
May 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This is the Marvel/Star Wars crossover opportunity we need.
May 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
That’s the best journalism has done in 12 years
May 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is embarrassing. The typing in no way looks like it belongs in that box. It’s not even a good photoshop. The left is growing increasingly stupid every day (before you scream MAGA, look at the shirt in my pfp)
Someone skipped Marbury v. Madison day in school.
April 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I want scientists to tell RFK Jr they’ve developed a vaccine for autism just to watch his head explode
April 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Good Friday, you ask? Not great. Died today. Very painful. Do not recommend. Saw Dad briefly and brought it up first thing. “All-powerful, and You couldn’t have made it, I don’t know, smothered by puppies? No, it had to be nailed to a cross.”
Jesus’s Tomb Diary
Day 1 Good Friday, you ask? Not great. Died today. Very painful. Do not recommend. Saw Dad briefly and brought it up first thing. “All-powerful and...
buff.ly
April 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If the other dad at the children’s soccer game didn’t want me to yell at him, he shouldn’t have been an asshole.
April 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM