ericaschmerica.bsky.social
@ericaschmerica.bsky.social
Serious case of furry purries.
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My cat has water rights that run the length of our house. Meaning, she owns every glass of water you’re drinking out of and can access it at any time.
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My cat threw up in the bathroom sink instead of on a rug, and while I know it was a first for her, I need to know if this was a first for all cat-kind?
September 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Kid summer friendships -Do you have a pool? I like you.
July 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I turned 50 but my neck seems to have taken a Time Machine into the future when I’m 60.
July 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’m 50 years old and I still looking for my childhood dream job of Marine Biologist/Archaeologist/Actor/Jewelry Designer. If you know anyone hiring for a job like this LMK.
July 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."
June 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’m just going to drink and paddle board and travel and hang with people I love through WWIII. It’s “Don’t Look Up” time, kids.
June 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Your smile of the day.
just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
June 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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"How does it feel to get arrested at 87 years old?

He said "I'm just beginning!"
June 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I turned 50 on a Tuesday, and pulled a muscle SNORKELING by Thursday.
June 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sooooo is it time to buy a house in another country orrrrrr like what are we doing.
June 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Almost time for vacation, which means…it’s time for a crazy nutso rash to take over my entire body!
May 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I am jealous of people with dogs on beautiful sunny days, and I feel pretty smug about not having a dog when I see someone walking one in bad weather. I’m a true Gemini.♊️
May 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oh, HELLO bread. I missed you my little chametz
April 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Dentists across America will be making bank with all the stressed out people grinding their teeth as they sleep.
April 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The more inflatable holiday decor someone has in their front yard, the more conservative they are.
I’m 3 for 3 on this theory.
March 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Thank you to the U.K. for helping this American get through it all with your TV shows and your national treasure, Monty Don.
March 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Anyone else noticed on Tik Tok that they REALLY wants you to believe in the “Starseed” thing? It’s giving cult recruitment video. People who need to feel special and important above others are pretty dangerous.
March 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
She’s 15 and she’s perfect.
March 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If this isn’t the very definition of satanic, I don’t know what is.
Trump faces Truth Social backlash over AI video of Gaza with topless Netanyahu and bearded bellydancers
Users of president’s own social media site criticise video showing reimagined Gaza featuring Trump and Israeli PM sipping cocktails
www.theguardian.com
February 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Watching Jeopardy, a category was named “Fascism”, and when they were done with the category, Ken said, “I hope we’re done with fascism after this.”
February 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
February 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM