Ephrom
ephromjosine.bsky.social
Ephrom
@ephromjosine.bsky.social
An SCC member and political commentator who has also written books before.
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Anally entering each other.
February 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I actually like God Bless the USA, yes it's corny as fuck and was written by a far-right asshole, but it's such an awesome upbeat jam.
February 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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I firmly believe that talking normally to strangers on the internet preserves *my* mental health. If I was on here yelling at people every day my brain would be mashed potatoes by now
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Even in these difficult times we must continue making art. That's why I will always post things such as "The ass is the window to the soul"
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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You used to be able to "inspect element" in this country. You used to be able to download video
January 21, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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Big tech more like big dreck
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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You have the enemy on the run! Would you like to:
->Press the advantage and attain total victory
->Reach out to them for a noble compromise
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I remember hearing these Trump types tell me that nobody would fight and die for a multicultural, multiracial, secular civilization--those people have never been more wrong.
there are people going out in the freezing cold and literally putting their lives on the line in defense of their communities and the multicultural secular society they believe in. not interested in what some online wannabe dnc consultant type wants to tell me what is and isn't possible now
February 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]

billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.

"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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So you mean to tell me that microtransactions - a predatory practice making gaming worse that often targets children - were something the worldโ€™s most infamous child predator was a fan of.

And of course Bobby Kotickโ€™s in the files. You canโ€™t make this shit up.
February 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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there are people going out in the freezing cold and literally putting their lives on the line in defense of their communities and the multicultural secular society they believe in. not interested in what some online wannabe dnc consultant type wants to tell me what is and isn't possible now
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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One reason you can't just tinker with ICE/CBP is the whole thing is facially illegitimate. The intent is rotten. It's run by a white supremacist maniac and will continue producing white supremacist maniac results
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY

Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
January 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM