EP
@epark1016.bsky.social
💡 Generator • 🏅 Winner • ⚫️ Connector
The architect of the aura that precedes me...
Lakers/Yankees/Broncos/Gators fan... Cigar aficionado... 40+ Skeeter
Proprietor of #TheCigarLounge
The architect of the aura that precedes me...
Lakers/Yankees/Broncos/Gators fan... Cigar aficionado... 40+ Skeeter
Proprietor of #TheCigarLounge
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EP
@epark1016.bsky.social
· Dec 25
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling
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The way I smile when nasty people get what they deserve...
Happy Black History Month ✊🏾
February 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Happy Black History Month ✊🏾
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Dear February, please be good to us.
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Dear February, please be good to us.
No lies told! One thing I will say tho is that Range Rover dealerships are clutch with the rentals while those expensive ass parts take forever to come in!
Honestly if anyone owns a range outside of the UK and former colonies I just assume they're rich af because ffs you can strip a bolt on one of those cars and need to wait a week for a replacement part lol
January 31, 2026 at 3:21 AM
No lies told! One thing I will say tho is that Range Rover dealerships are clutch with the rentals while those expensive ass parts take forever to come in!
Buying a Range without an extended warranty is literally throwing money away... Them parts and labor so expensive!
That Range Rover air suspension go out, that timing chain quuits, your gear box start to act up…. You will wish you had an extended extended extended maintenance plan
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Buying a Range without an extended warranty is literally throwing money away... Them parts and labor so expensive!
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My guy right here.. Happy 75th to the legendary, Phil Collins! 🥳
🎂🎊 #PhilCollins75
🎂🎊 #PhilCollins75
January 30, 2026 at 2:30 PM
My guy right here.. Happy 75th to the legendary, Phil Collins! 🥳
🎂🎊 #PhilCollins75
🎂🎊 #PhilCollins75
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Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
Ant Edwards is lighting OKC up!!
January 30, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Ant Edwards is lighting OKC up!!
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I hope when they make the “Girlfriends” movie they give them better partners…
Because in what universe does William get Joan and Fistfaced Flynn gets Lynn?!
Because in what universe does William get Joan and Fistfaced Flynn gets Lynn?!
January 29, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I hope when they make the “Girlfriends” movie they give them better partners…
Because in what universe does William get Joan and Fistfaced Flynn gets Lynn?!
Because in what universe does William get Joan and Fistfaced Flynn gets Lynn?!
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Sometimes you gotta remember
about 54% of the US is at a sixth grade reading level
& Only 36% of the entire world would be considered emotionally intelligent
And they’re not going fix it.
You’re arguing with people who don’t have the mental capacity to understand logical concepts.
about 54% of the US is at a sixth grade reading level
& Only 36% of the entire world would be considered emotionally intelligent
And they’re not going fix it.
You’re arguing with people who don’t have the mental capacity to understand logical concepts.
January 29, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Sometimes you gotta remember
about 54% of the US is at a sixth grade reading level
& Only 36% of the entire world would be considered emotionally intelligent
And they’re not going fix it.
You’re arguing with people who don’t have the mental capacity to understand logical concepts.
about 54% of the US is at a sixth grade reading level
& Only 36% of the entire world would be considered emotionally intelligent
And they’re not going fix it.
You’re arguing with people who don’t have the mental capacity to understand logical concepts.
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A woman who balls out on herself will likely do it for you if you’re not a cheap bastard making her life miserable on purpose.
January 28, 2026 at 10:13 PM
A woman who balls out on herself will likely do it for you if you’re not a cheap bastard making her life miserable on purpose.
I just know that lady can't wait to get them TF out her house!!!
January 29, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I just know that lady can't wait to get them TF out her house!!!
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Consider it a parting gift 🙂↕️🤝🏾
January 29, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Consider it a parting gift 🙂↕️🤝🏾
In addition to this, I'll help you get to the grave if I have a way to do so... Or make you wish you were there!!!
I’m not one to let a grudge go just because you’re on your death bed. If it’s “fuck you” then it’s “FUCK YOU” to the grave.
a man in a hurley sweatshirt holds a wooden stick
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January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
In addition to this, I'll help you get to the grave if I have a way to do so... Or make you wish you were there!!!
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Let me see what the Barbz have to say now. Their brand of delusion and denial should be studied.
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Let me see what the Barbz have to say now. Their brand of delusion and denial should be studied.
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Oh I’ll never personally know what they doing there 🥹🥹🥹 That’s not my lane lmfao
January 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Oh I’ll never personally know what they doing there 🥹🥹🥹 That’s not my lane lmfao
First, you shouldn't want to tell your lady "no" just for the hell of it...
Second, we can look at your avi and tell if you're the kind of dude a woman would even accept an occasional "no" from!!!
You better go run her errands, have her dinner ready and stop lying on here witcho uglass
Second, we can look at your avi and tell if you're the kind of dude a woman would even accept an occasional "no" from!!!
You better go run her errands, have her dinner ready and stop lying on here witcho uglass
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
First, you shouldn't want to tell your lady "no" just for the hell of it...
Second, we can look at your avi and tell if you're the kind of dude a woman would even accept an occasional "no" from!!!
You better go run her errands, have her dinner ready and stop lying on here witcho uglass
Second, we can look at your avi and tell if you're the kind of dude a woman would even accept an occasional "no" from!!!
You better go run her errands, have her dinner ready and stop lying on here witcho uglass
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Shirley Raines, founder of Beauty 2 The Streetz and known for her volunteer work serving homeless communities in Los Angeles and Nevada, has died
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Shirley Raines, founder of Beauty 2 The Streetz and known for her volunteer work serving homeless communities in Los Angeles and Nevada, has died
The good brother is preaching on this fine Wednesday
January 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The good brother is preaching on this fine Wednesday
This! When you ugly, just get her and her girls drinks, food and whatever else they ask for & STFU
You gotta be handsome to say no.
January 28, 2026 at 8:57 PM
This! When you ugly, just get her and her girls drinks, food and whatever else they ask for & STFU
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You not handsome enough to be saying this out loud.
January 28, 2026 at 8:02 PM
You not handsome enough to be saying this out loud.
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Choose people that choose you.
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Choose people that choose you.
Daniel Caesar is even ugly to ugly people!! That is quite the feat!!
He may never recover
He may never recover
January 28, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Daniel Caesar is even ugly to ugly people!! That is quite the feat!!
He may never recover
He may never recover
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Been overcooking their grits. Too much dip on their chips
January 28, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Been overcooking their grits. Too much dip on their chips
I hope the Steelers didn't hire McCarthy to lure Aaron Rodgers back to throw to those same weapons again... He's old, they need to upgrade the WRs and RBs
Via @mikedefabo.bsky.social:
Mike McCarthy on if he'd like Aaron Rodgers back: "Definitely. I don't see why you wouldn't."
He has already spoken with Aaron. Said that he also understands the importance of time away before the QB makes a decision.
Mike McCarthy on if he'd like Aaron Rodgers back: "Definitely. I don't see why you wouldn't."
He has already spoken with Aaron. Said that he also understands the importance of time away before the QB makes a decision.
January 27, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I hope the Steelers didn't hire McCarthy to lure Aaron Rodgers back to throw to those same weapons again... He's old, they need to upgrade the WRs and RBs