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I’m Enzy
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FALL ALL UP IN HERE
One thing I noticed while we were in Europe was that I saw WAY more doodles than any other dog breed. it was way more than I typically see in the U.S., and it was the same across Brussels, London, and Paris.
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
del toro occasionally retweeting people who want to fuck his monsters will never not be funny. thanks for the support sir
They say younger people aren’t horny or sincere about cinema anymore but my faith is rekindled by all the 5 star it made me cry and we want to fuck the monster / Victor / the movie itself reviews of @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein on @letterboxd.social
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
help
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I LOST THE MOOSE
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
They’re not going to tell us what our gate is until 10 minutes before boarding?????????????
We arrived at the airport 3 hours early as required of dad time and the fucking check in doesn’t open until 9:15 I hate this country
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
We arrived at the airport 3 hours early as required of dad time and the fucking check in doesn’t open until 9:15 I hate this country
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 AM
omg it’s our first date what do I say 😳😳😳
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
HELB HES FLAT??????
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I am now the lost homie
we are in the louvre and have lost the homies
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
we are in the louvre and have lost the homies
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Me: wow a lot of the paintings here are by a guy named raphael
Linn and Carrie:
Me: is this the ninja turtle??????
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
“Making fun of” was probably too strong a phrase. More like I was like “hee hoo Linn wants to go :)” but I don’t really know how to describe being a whimsical little fellow with no real expectations
Enzy was apparently making fun of me for wanting to eat in the eiffel tower. And then he ate mushrooms and onions willingly
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Cass took over two separate gyms while weve been sitting here eating our 2000$ meal
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Were eating in tbe 2 michelin star eiffel tower restaurant and playing pokemon go
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
help
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
why is gare du nord a spiral domain
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
bed buddy
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Foot looks worse today than it did yesterday is this good
I rolled my ankle and then had to walk in Paris
On a scale of being called a slur by an 8yo in the streets to making eggy water insfead of carbonara, where would you rank rolling your ankle on a bus
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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we out here
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Disabled Enzy sitting in a cafe for an hour while my friends are climbing the notre dame and they got SUBWAY without me
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I rolled my ankle and then had to walk in Paris
On a scale of being called a slur by an 8yo in the streets to making eggy water insfead of carbonara, where would you rank rolling your ankle on a bus
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The Hilltop show was really good and gave some closure for TMA while giving TMP characters something to do. I did not cry.
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
We went to the eroticism museum in Brussels and I saw MANY penises and vaginas and then I took a tumble on the bus and rolled my ankle
November 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM