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Goldie hit max friendship so this year Etoile is my helper! And she is going to beat the shit out of you with this fan
FUCK YOU
January 27, 2026 at 3:10 AM
IM SICK OF IT
January 26, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Miniso haul
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Linn and I walked out of our house to our neighbors on their deck discussing the shooting lol
don’t say anything that’s going to get the discord subpoenaed
January 24, 2026 at 11:19 PM
don’t say anything that’s going to get the discord subpoenaed
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
a double feature late in the evening on a Thursday, for the bit
Apparently me and enzys barbenheimer is return to silent hill and iron lung
January 23, 2026 at 9:47 PM
NO
January 23, 2026 at 8:41 PM
casually hanging out
January 23, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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むにむに
January 23, 2026 at 2:55 PM
for some reason the AT&T service in this area is really bad right now so im going through it
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
January 21, 2026 at 5:51 PM
when will ao3 come back from the war…
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Shop update is live now 💖 Shares super appreciated~

Here's all the new button ups! Which one is your favorite?

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January 20, 2026 at 10:05 PM
PURCHASED
NEW: Chicken button up!

100% cotton, XS-4XL

Releases Tuesday Jan 20, 2 pm PST

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January 21, 2026 at 1:32 AM
this is my 9/11
January 20, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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"Turns out you are lucky" - enzy, as i successfully pulled another pompompurin from a blind box
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Protein things we saw at the store: protein water, protein soda, protein energy drink, protein pasta, protein pancakes. Stop it. Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!
stop putting protein in things
January 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Lookwhat he was doing while i did the dishes
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
@ppoka-p.bsky.social why does this look like snowy
Woman drinking wine with her dog, Persia, 17th century
January 18, 2026 at 6:06 AM
we went to this store the last time we were in Seattle (it’s next to the Starbucks Reserve that no longer exists)
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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We wanted to start a giveaway today to bring a little more positivity into the start of this year!

As always to enter you just have to be following us, like this post, and repost it!

Winner(s) will be drawn on Jan 23rd @ 2PM ET!

Must be 18+ to enter and win!

Rules next!
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Saw a meat delivery truck whose slogan is “meat makes the meat” which like. alright there jonny sims calm down
January 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
joining the war on protein on the side of the war
stop putting protein in things
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
stop putting protein in things
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM