EnterpriseSplaining
@enterprisesplain.bsky.social
We are EnterpriseSplaining, a comedy podcast about Star Trek: Enterprise. Each episode, one host 'splains to the others what happened.
We have faith of the heart.
Hosts: Bill, @mariadsouza.bsky.social, @uajamie.bsky.social
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We have faith of the heart.
Hosts: Bill, @mariadsouza.bsky.social, @uajamie.bsky.social
Part of the ESO Network
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Hi new followers! Did you know I host a very silly comedy podcast about #StarTrek Enterprise called EnterpriseSplaining? Each week only 1 of us watches the episode and then tells the others what happened in it. That means you don’t have to watch or remember the show yourself to listen and enjoy it!
If you mix those reaction videos where teenagers listen to Led Zeppelin for the first time with MST3K and #startrek Enterprise, you get our podcast.
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I officially have added this photo of the absurd button labels on the NX-01 Enterprise to the Memory Alpha page for "turbolift." You're welcome, future Star Trek researchers. memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Turbolift
This is a 100% real screen grab from a Star Trek ENT episode of what the buttons look like on the NX-01 turbo lift . Very useful if you need to go to floor white 15 or AUX 030?
January 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I officially have added this photo of the absurd button labels on the NX-01 Enterprise to the Memory Alpha page for "turbolift." You're welcome, future Star Trek researchers. memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Turbolift
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Our episode today, with guest Jen Hathorn, @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode “Horizon.” We finally get a Travis episode and meet his family. Also, there is a lot of Frankenstein content for some reason (but not the one with Jacob Elordi’s hot monster, unfortunately).
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Our episode today, with guest Jen Hathorn, @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode “Horizon.” We finally get a Travis episode and meet his family. Also, there is a lot of Frankenstein content for some reason (but not the one with Jacob Elordi’s hot monster, unfortunately).
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The Travis line count on this one is at 128! That’s likely more than the rest of the series combined.
Our episode today, with guest Jen Hathorn, @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode “Horizon.” We finally get a Travis episode and meet his family. Also, there is a lot of Frankenstein content for some reason (but not the one with Jacob Elordi’s hot monster, unfortunately).
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The Travis line count on this one is at 128! That’s likely more than the rest of the series combined.
Our episode today, with guest Jen Hathorn, @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode “Horizon.” We finally get a Travis episode and meet his family. Also, there is a lot of Frankenstein content for some reason (but not the one with Jacob Elordi’s hot monster, unfortunately).
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Our episode today, with guest Jen Hathorn, @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode “Horizon.” We finally get a Travis episode and meet his family. Also, there is a lot of Frankenstein content for some reason (but not the one with Jacob Elordi’s hot monster, unfortunately).
This is 100% the tagline of the NX-01 under one Captain Archer. But, in less of a bad-ass way, and more of a committing-acts-of-genocide way.
idk where i found this or what the context is but i like it
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This is 100% the tagline of the NX-01 under one Captain Archer. But, in less of a bad-ass way, and more of a committing-acts-of-genocide way.
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@enterprisesplain.bsky.social is it really true that elizabeth warren wrote the enterprise theme song?
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
@enterprisesplain.bsky.social is it really true that elizabeth warren wrote the enterprise theme song?
We’re on a second contact mission this week visiting the #StarTrekENT’s Judgement and we have thoughts on this Kirkland brand Klingon court. Also, in our Mammary Alpha segment, we finally learn what it says on the buttons on the NX-01 turbolifts, and it’s weirder then you could have ever imagined.
January 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
We’re on a second contact mission this week visiting the #StarTrekENT’s Judgement and we have thoughts on this Kirkland brand Klingon court. Also, in our Mammary Alpha segment, we finally learn what it says on the buttons on the NX-01 turbolifts, and it’s weirder then you could have ever imagined.
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I've been laughing about this clip for an hour now. And I stand by the opinions I voiced here.
I’m editing an upcoming @enterprisesplain.bsky.social episode and… let’s just say things were not going well for us. drive.google.com/file/d/1bftf...
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December 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I've been laughing about this clip for an hour now. And I stand by the opinions I voiced here.
We’ll leave you all to guess at which Star Trek ENT episode we were reacting to
I’m editing an upcoming @enterprisesplain.bsky.social episode and… let’s just say things were not going well for us. drive.google.com/file/d/1bftf...
fuck snippet.wav
drive.google.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
We’ll leave you all to guess at which Star Trek ENT episode we were reacting to
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He ya’ll — we’re taking the holiday week off, so no new episode this week. But we’ll be back on New Year’s Day with the second contact episode for Judgement!
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
He ya’ll — we’re taking the holiday week off, so no new episode this week. But we’ll be back on New Year’s Day with the second contact episode for Judgement!
He ya’ll — we’re taking the holiday week off, so no new episode this week. But we’ll be back on New Year’s Day with the second contact episode for Judgement!
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
He ya’ll — we’re taking the holiday week off, so no new episode this week. But we’ll be back on New Year’s Day with the second contact episode for Judgement!
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Yes. Listen to our podcast about Star Trek Enterprise if you want to… *checks notes* stay updated on the latest happenings in gay hockey erotica.
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Yes. Listen to our podcast about Star Trek Enterprise if you want to… *checks notes* stay updated on the latest happenings in gay hockey erotica.
Yes. Listen to our podcast about Star Trek Enterprise if you want to… *checks notes* stay updated on the latest happenings in gay hockey erotica.
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Yes. Listen to our podcast about Star Trek Enterprise if you want to… *checks notes* stay updated on the latest happenings in gay hockey erotica.
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Everyone is talking about Heated Rivalry now, but if you’d listened to @enterprisesplain.bsky.social, I rikermended the book last year! I never expected our little podcast about a 20 year old Star Trek show to be so ahead of the trend, yet here we are! (at least, when it comes to gay hockey erotica)
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Everyone is talking about Heated Rivalry now, but if you’d listened to @enterprisesplain.bsky.social, I rikermended the book last year! I never expected our little podcast about a 20 year old Star Trek show to be so ahead of the trend, yet here we are! (at least, when it comes to gay hockey erotica)
New episode today - EnterpriseSplaining XVI: The Undiscovered Continuity! where Maria tells us about the courtroom drama in the #StarTrekENT episode Judgement. Archer is accused of Crimes Against the Klingon Empire! It’s possible you might get answers as to how and why, but don’t count on it!
December 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
New episode today - EnterpriseSplaining XVI: The Undiscovered Continuity! where Maria tells us about the courtroom drama in the #StarTrekENT episode Judgement. Archer is accused of Crimes Against the Klingon Empire! It’s possible you might get answers as to how and why, but don’t count on it!
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Hello new friends who are enjoying my ridiculous calendar! Did you know that I also host a VERY ridiculous Star Trek podcast about ST: Enterprise? And my cohosts are far funnier than I am! Check out @enterprisesplain.bsky.social #bololygo
I was looking for an anniversary gift for @jsking.bsky.social, I was served a random ad for a Star Trek advent calendar which I bought without really thinking about it. On December 1, he *really* looked at it.
"What does that say?" "To boldly go this Christmas" "Does it?" "OH." (1/?)
"What does that say?" "To boldly go this Christmas" "Does it?" "OH." (1/?)
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hello new friends who are enjoying my ridiculous calendar! Did you know that I also host a VERY ridiculous Star Trek podcast about ST: Enterprise? And my cohosts are far funnier than I am! Check out @enterprisesplain.bsky.social #bololygo
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Delightful holiday thread🎄 ⬇️
I was looking for an anniversary gift for @jsking.bsky.social, I was served a random ad for a Star Trek advent calendar which I bought without really thinking about it. On December 1, he *really* looked at it.
"What does that say?" "To boldly go this Christmas" "Does it?" "OH." (1/?)
"What does that say?" "To boldly go this Christmas" "Does it?" "OH." (1/?)
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Delightful holiday thread🎄 ⬇️
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In today’s episode, we’re on a second contact mission to revisit the #startrekENT episode The Crossing and @scottsigler.bsky.social is back with us to hear what the rest of us thought of his bonkers explainer of the episode now that we’ve seen it for ourselves!
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In today’s episode, we’re on a second contact mission to revisit the #startrekENT episode The Crossing and @scottsigler.bsky.social is back with us to hear what the rest of us thought of his bonkers explainer of the episode now that we’ve seen it for ourselves!
In today’s episode, we’re on a second contact mission to revisit the #startrekENT episode The Crossing and @scottsigler.bsky.social is back with us to hear what the rest of us thought of his bonkers explainer of the episode now that we’ve seen it for ourselves!
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In today’s episode, we’re on a second contact mission to revisit the #startrekENT episode The Crossing and @scottsigler.bsky.social is back with us to hear what the rest of us thought of his bonkers explainer of the episode now that we’ve seen it for ourselves!
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I was a guest on the "Enterprise 'Splaining" podcast. I watched the #StarTrek episode, then explained it to the cast, who also hadn't watched it. "The Crossing" was a drug-fueled extravaganza of awful pickup lines, wearing sexy undies for no particular reason, karate fights, & Golden Corral buffets.
It’s time for a non-corporeal body swap adventure! In this week's episode, our guest, author @scottsigler.bsky.social told us about the #startrekent episode The Crossing, one of the strangest episodes this show has thrown at us so far. It was metaphorically and literally quite the trip.
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I was a guest on the "Enterprise 'Splaining" podcast. I watched the #StarTrek episode, then explained it to the cast, who also hadn't watched it. "The Crossing" was a drug-fueled extravaganza of awful pickup lines, wearing sexy undies for no particular reason, karate fights, & Golden Corral buffets.
This thread about the knock-off Star Trek advent calendar that Maria bought from a random ad is gold. We will be following daily to see what future days will contain (under the assumption they will contain anything at all, which has already proven a questionable assumption)
So, this December, come along as we BOLOLY go THES Christmas. In our single-nacelled Enterprise.
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This thread about the knock-off Star Trek advent calendar that Maria bought from a random ad is gold. We will be following daily to see what future days will contain (under the assumption they will contain anything at all, which has already proven a questionable assumption)
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Listen. This episode was A. Ride. So glad we had @scottsigler.bsky.social to do the explaining because it made it even wilder. Please enjoy our non-corporeal body swap adventure!
It’s time for a non-corporeal body swap adventure! In this week's episode, our guest, author @scottsigler.bsky.social told us about the #startrekent episode The Crossing, one of the strangest episodes this show has thrown at us so far. It was metaphorically and literally quite the trip.
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Listen. This episode was A. Ride. So glad we had @scottsigler.bsky.social to do the explaining because it made it even wilder. Please enjoy our non-corporeal body swap adventure!
It’s time for a non-corporeal body swap adventure! In this week's episode, our guest, author @scottsigler.bsky.social told us about the #startrekent episode The Crossing, one of the strangest episodes this show has thrown at us so far. It was metaphorically and literally quite the trip.
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It’s time for a non-corporeal body swap adventure! In this week's episode, our guest, author @scottsigler.bsky.social told us about the #startrekent episode The Crossing, one of the strangest episodes this show has thrown at us so far. It was metaphorically and literally quite the trip.
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well this was a goddamn DELIGHT and i am laughing so hard i'm pretty sure it counts as an ab workout 😹😹😹😹
Happy Thanksgiving! The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a much needed holiday break today from #StarTrekENT, and are instead heading out on away mission to visit the movie that all straight HS boyfriends were forcing their girlfriends to watch in the 90s: Highlander!
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
well this was a goddamn DELIGHT and i am laughing so hard i'm pretty sure it counts as an ab workout 😹😹😹😹
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Happy Thanksgiving! The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a much needed holiday break today from #StarTrekENT, and are instead heading out on away mission to visit the movie that all straight HS boyfriends were forcing their girlfriends to watch in the 90s: Highlander!
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a much needed holiday break today from #StarTrekENT, and are instead heading out on away mission to visit the movie that all straight HS boyfriends were forcing their girlfriends to watch in the 90s: Highlander!