Beverage Gourmand
@energywonk.bsky.social
I'm sipping four beverages, do not worry one of them is water
Imagine the wizard goon seshes they were having with this telepathic globe shit
July 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Imagine the wizard goon seshes they were having with this telepathic globe shit
Keep telling my interns that they must become capable of great violence in order to reach heaven, none of them will even *try* kill me with a brick
July 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Keep telling my interns that they must become capable of great violence in order to reach heaven, none of them will even *try* kill me with a brick
Singing "fat chocobo" to the tune of "pink pony club" and everyone just thinks i have a new kind of autism
June 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Singing "fat chocobo" to the tune of "pink pony club" and everyone just thinks i have a new kind of autism
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
5 year old methodically scrambling through the tube labyrinth at charles entertainment cheese, ritalin coursing through his veins, pissing his pants slowly: "no way out but thwough, no way out but thwough"
June 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
5 year old methodically scrambling through the tube labyrinth at charles entertainment cheese, ritalin coursing through his veins, pissing his pants slowly: "no way out but thwough, no way out but thwough"
In my dictatorship circumcision would be a crime punishable by reverse circumcision (we put sew a bunch of skin back onto your penis)
June 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
In my dictatorship circumcision would be a crime punishable by reverse circumcision (we put sew a bunch of skin back onto your penis)
Played industrial at work and an intern said "what kind of music is this ive never heard anything like this" bro this is how you get the goth bitches man, these are the songs of their people, its about how we're all rats in a cage knifing each other over stale crumbs sprinkled in by a callous god
June 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Played industrial at work and an intern said "what kind of music is this ive never heard anything like this" bro this is how you get the goth bitches man, these are the songs of their people, its about how we're all rats in a cage knifing each other over stale crumbs sprinkled in by a callous god
They used to clean asphalt off of utensils with straight up piss. They would collect it in troughs at the local bar like an industrial byproduct of human life and spray it all over stuff like it helped the situation. Sometimes you get a chunk of road that smells like concentrated litter box
June 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
They used to clean asphalt off of utensils with straight up piss. They would collect it in troughs at the local bar like an industrial byproduct of human life and spray it all over stuff like it helped the situation. Sometimes you get a chunk of road that smells like concentrated litter box
Having some shredded cheese (taco blend) melted across the surface of my mind, 700mg of caffeine dissolved in 8 oz of tea, on the side
June 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Having some shredded cheese (taco blend) melted across the surface of my mind, 700mg of caffeine dissolved in 8 oz of tea, on the side
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it’s time to replace all doctors with ai
June 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
it’s time to replace all doctors with ai
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While I understand the political realities that have led to major companies jumping on the “anti-woke” bandwagon, it’s still disappointing to see Nintendo include Leisure Suit Larry as a pack-in game with the Switch 2
June 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
While I understand the political realities that have led to major companies jumping on the “anti-woke” bandwagon, it’s still disappointing to see Nintendo include Leisure Suit Larry as a pack-in game with the Switch 2
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the hot single milfs in my area have organized and are open-carrying during their demonstrations
June 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
the hot single milfs in my area have organized and are open-carrying during their demonstrations
do the mac go hard tho
June 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
do the mac go hard tho
Ooh chuckie hornie??? 🥴
June 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ooh chuckie hornie??? 🥴
Not enough freaks and degenerates on this website. im tryna steep my aura in poison, train my psyche on demons, lose my shit telling ted cruz to end his own life in a public forum
June 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Not enough freaks and degenerates on this website. im tryna steep my aura in poison, train my psyche on demons, lose my shit telling ted cruz to end his own life in a public forum
Just learned about eating pussy... never too late in a game to become a better player huh... 🤯
June 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Just learned about eating pussy... never too late in a game to become a better player huh... 🤯
Manifesting scott stapp losing sight of christ and getting addicted to lean, channeling negative energies like an evil medium dark oucomes
June 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Manifesting scott stapp losing sight of christ and getting addicted to lean, channeling negative energies like an evil medium dark oucomes
We got politicians in press conferences saying "we're all going to die" bro you cant be taking this country seriously
June 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We got politicians in press conferences saying "we're all going to die" bro you cant be taking this country seriously
When i die, ill know ive reached heaven when i find the words of tumblr user "slimetony" etched in stone on the walls of the house of god
June 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
When i die, ill know ive reached heaven when i find the words of tumblr user "slimetony" etched in stone on the walls of the house of god
Calculators were the vangaurd of the machine god. We shoulda never externalized knowing from the locus of the body, now i gotta write an orange catholic bible
June 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Calculators were the vangaurd of the machine god. We shoulda never externalized knowing from the locus of the body, now i gotta write an orange catholic bible
Virtue signaling is a funny concept. Dont these guys know that all being-in-the-world is a virtuous invitation to act as i do? If you witness me as i am, recieve it as me telling you to drink 400mg of caffeine and skip your meds, the goodness of my character is on full display, my posts are vatras
June 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Virtue signaling is a funny concept. Dont these guys know that all being-in-the-world is a virtuous invitation to act as i do? If you witness me as i am, recieve it as me telling you to drink 400mg of caffeine and skip your meds, the goodness of my character is on full display, my posts are vatras
You think this is a game? Thats kind of scary man im really not good at those
June 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
You think this is a game? Thats kind of scary man im really not good at those
Elden ring player entering the disgusting trash room of a bedbug-pocked bpd e-girl he met online, stench of decaying food and vomit lingering, going "woah youre like melania, and this is like your haligtree temple of rot" and getting rock hard like some sort of pavlovian dogboy
June 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Elden ring player entering the disgusting trash room of a bedbug-pocked bpd e-girl he met online, stench of decaying food and vomit lingering, going "woah youre like melania, and this is like your haligtree temple of rot" and getting rock hard like some sort of pavlovian dogboy
Having beers in the backyard with my homies and introducing them to my neighbors as my "special friends" just trying to feel something new
June 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Having beers in the backyard with my homies and introducing them to my neighbors as my "special friends" just trying to feel something new