emwav.bsky.social
@emwav.bsky.social
Cyberpunk, hacking, board sports, fight sports
the final destination movies are the mouse trap of horror movies
June 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
the final destination movies are the mouse trap of horror movies
When will there be an “introvert option” when calling companies or taking an uber? Look, I know you have to ask me a bunch a questions, but I just want to cancel my internet service bc your upload speeds are trash. If I wanted to talk to someone, I would have left the house today.
May 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When will there be an “introvert option” when calling companies or taking an uber? Look, I know you have to ask me a bunch a questions, but I just want to cancel my internet service bc your upload speeds are trash. If I wanted to talk to someone, I would have left the house today.
Ever had one of those days where the only thing that will make it better is a latte? That is this day - cat woke me up at 4am, upload speeds from Spectrum are trash so I need to switch providers, and none of my tech seems to work.
May 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ever had one of those days where the only thing that will make it better is a latte? That is this day - cat woke me up at 4am, upload speeds from Spectrum are trash so I need to switch providers, and none of my tech seems to work.
Just to confirm - i’m not the only one who talks to my computer while debugging, right?
“What do you mean no data found? The raw dump of data from the previous print statement says that is a lie.”
“What do you mean no data found? The raw dump of data from the previous print statement says that is a lie.”
May 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just to confirm - i’m not the only one who talks to my computer while debugging, right?
“What do you mean no data found? The raw dump of data from the previous print statement says that is a lie.”
“What do you mean no data found? The raw dump of data from the previous print statement says that is a lie.”
I just spent 4 hours debugging my python script that pulls data from a Vuln Mgt tool because their trash APIs will sporadically put a blank row before the header row when downloading a csv 🫠
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May 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I just spent 4 hours debugging my python script that pulls data from a Vuln Mgt tool because their trash APIs will sporadically put a blank row before the header row when downloading a csv 🫠
One more day to @cackalackycon.bsky.social and I haven’t started packing yet…
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May 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
One more day to @cackalackycon.bsky.social and I haven’t started packing yet…
OMG @cackalackycon.bsky.social is this weekend!! Come and say hello, check out some talks, hack some hardware, hack a server with EverSecCTF, pick locks with @unregistered436.bsky.social, get cybersecurity career advice from @hoodoer.bsky.social and me, and so so much more. Can't wait!!
May 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
OMG @cackalackycon.bsky.social is this weekend!! Come and say hello, check out some talks, hack some hardware, hack a server with EverSecCTF, pick locks with @unregistered436.bsky.social, get cybersecurity career advice from @hoodoer.bsky.social and me, and so so much more. Can't wait!!
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
Is it just me or does it look really ugly using screenshots from dark mode when writing up reports or documentation? It seems so out of place and jarring against a document’s white background.
February 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Is it just me or does it look really ugly using screenshots from dark mode when writing up reports or documentation? It seems so out of place and jarring against a document’s white background.
What to know who all your home devices are talking to? NextDNS + PFSense w/ NextDNS cli
“Snoop on to them, as they snoop on to us” Cereal Killer
“Snoop on to them, as they snoop on to us” Cereal Killer
February 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
What to know who all your home devices are talking to? NextDNS + PFSense w/ NextDNS cli
“Snoop on to them, as they snoop on to us” Cereal Killer
“Snoop on to them, as they snoop on to us” Cereal Killer
so far my flight has been delayed by a broken seat, paperwork, and now a “catering truck” that was abandoned behind our airplane so we can’t back out. I have been up since 4am and have a full day of meetings and then a company dinner. For the love of all that is good, can we please get going 😭
January 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
so far my flight has been delayed by a broken seat, paperwork, and now a “catering truck” that was abandoned behind our airplane so we can’t back out. I have been up since 4am and have a full day of meetings and then a company dinner. For the love of all that is good, can we please get going 😭
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I always figured that when the cyberpunk dystopia got into full swing I'd be out there in black leather and mirrorshades fighting the Man, not shuffling around my house in a bathrobe looking like the Dude after too many white Russians.
January 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I always figured that when the cyberpunk dystopia got into full swing I'd be out there in black leather and mirrorshades fighting the Man, not shuffling around my house in a bathrobe looking like the Dude after too many white Russians.
Why do I have such a hard time wrapping my mind around GraphQL? It ranks up there with regex in making me feel like a complete idiot. I've debugged linux kernel modules at 1am, for fk's sake!
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January 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Why do I have such a hard time wrapping my mind around GraphQL? It ranks up there with regex in making me feel like a complete idiot. I've debugged linux kernel modules at 1am, for fk's sake!
If we are going to live in a cyberpunk dystopia where megacorps run our government and politicians have complete immunity, could I at least get a robot that delivers yummy ramen to my balcony?
January 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If we are going to live in a cyberpunk dystopia where megacorps run our government and politicians have complete immunity, could I at least get a robot that delivers yummy ramen to my balcony?
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Sometimes, we get asked about what we want to see in the #CFP
Solarpunk? Sure!
Purple team? Neat!
De-shitification of the Internet? Yes please!
Biohacking? Let's go!
Community building? Of course!
First time speaker? We’ll even assign you a mentor!
sessionize.com/cacka...
Solarpunk? Sure!
Purple team? Neat!
De-shitification of the Internet? Yes please!
Biohacking? Let's go!
Community building? Of course!
First time speaker? We’ll even assign you a mentor!
sessionize.com/cacka...
CackalackyCon: Call for Papers
Greetz to all h4x0rs, stuff-breakers, InfoSec pros, g33k girls, international spies, and script kidz,CackalackyCon will occur on May 16-18, 2025 in R...
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January 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sometimes, we get asked about what we want to see in the #CFP
Solarpunk? Sure!
Purple team? Neat!
De-shitification of the Internet? Yes please!
Biohacking? Let's go!
Community building? Of course!
First time speaker? We’ll even assign you a mentor!
sessionize.com/cacka...
Solarpunk? Sure!
Purple team? Neat!
De-shitification of the Internet? Yes please!
Biohacking? Let's go!
Community building? Of course!
First time speaker? We’ll even assign you a mentor!
sessionize.com/cacka...
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Goddamn, but Teen Vogue continues to knock it out of the damn park. This is top-notch reporting, and absolutely worth your time.
This is a great piece.
"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."
"As deportations ramp up again, we have a choice: We can watch as our neighbors disappear or we can build on these proven strategies to protect the diverse communities we've built together."
How to Keep Tabs on ICE Agents Who May Be Surveilling Your Neighborhood
Here’s a step-by-step guide.
www.teenvogue.com
January 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Goddamn, but Teen Vogue continues to knock it out of the damn park. This is top-notch reporting, and absolutely worth your time.
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"Masculine Energy"
January 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
"Masculine Energy"
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"The petition is, in effect, post-election litigation that seeks to remove the legal right to vote from people who lawfully voted under the laws and regulations that existed during the voting process." NC Supreme Court Justice Richard Dietz, of the conservative majority
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North Carolina Supreme Court's conservative majority divided on disputed judicial race
One of the high court's conservative justices dissented from an order blocking certification of an election in which a Democratic incumbent justice leads a GOP challenger
www.wunc.org
January 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"The petition is, in effect, post-election litigation that seeks to remove the legal right to vote from people who lawfully voted under the laws and regulations that existed during the voting process." NC Supreme Court Justice Richard Dietz, of the conservative majority
www.wunc.org/2025-01-08/n...
www.wunc.org/2025-01-08/n...
I really really need to write up some notes and a report for work and I really really don’t want to do it. I just want to do the fun security automation, code writing, and hacking stuff.
But, future emwav will appreciate present emwav for getting it done today. time to get busy….
But, future emwav will appreciate present emwav for getting it done today. time to get busy….
a cat is sitting on top of a set of wooden stairs .
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January 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I really really need to write up some notes and a report for work and I really really don’t want to do it. I just want to do the fun security automation, code writing, and hacking stuff.
But, future emwav will appreciate present emwav for getting it done today. time to get busy….
But, future emwav will appreciate present emwav for getting it done today. time to get busy….
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Thinking of conference speaking as a New Year resolution?
CackalackyCon Call For Papers #CFP is open now until Feb 14. This year we're proud to offer mentoring for new speakers.
#infosec conference in Raleigh, NC on May 16-18, 2025.
sessionize.com/cacka...
CackalackyCon Call For Papers #CFP is open now until Feb 14. This year we're proud to offer mentoring for new speakers.
#infosec conference in Raleigh, NC on May 16-18, 2025.
sessionize.com/cacka...
CackalackyCon: Call for Papers
Greetz to all h4x0rs, stuff-breakers, InfoSec pros, g33k girls, international spies, and script kidz,CackalackyCon will occur on May 16-18, 2025 in R...
sessionize.com
January 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Thinking of conference speaking as a New Year resolution?
CackalackyCon Call For Papers #CFP is open now until Feb 14. This year we're proud to offer mentoring for new speakers.
#infosec conference in Raleigh, NC on May 16-18, 2025.
sessionize.com/cacka...
CackalackyCon Call For Papers #CFP is open now until Feb 14. This year we're proud to offer mentoring for new speakers.
#infosec conference in Raleigh, NC on May 16-18, 2025.
sessionize.com/cacka...
I love me some rock ‘n’ roll Christmas music. but you have to admit, playing “I want you to want me” but changing the lyrics to “ I want you for Christmas”, is a pretty…. Cheap Trick.
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December 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I love me some rock ‘n’ roll Christmas music. but you have to admit, playing “I want you to want me” but changing the lyrics to “ I want you for Christmas”, is a pretty…. Cheap Trick.
Not surprising- not regularly showing up to the boxing gym for 6 weeks due to work, travel, and sickness has killed my cardio.
Surprising- Pad work was on point this morning.
Guess i’ll be hitting the pavement for the next few weeks so I can get back to sparing with passing out 😁
Surprising- Pad work was on point this morning.
Guess i’ll be hitting the pavement for the next few weeks so I can get back to sparing with passing out 😁
December 20, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Not surprising- not regularly showing up to the boxing gym for 6 weeks due to work, travel, and sickness has killed my cardio.
Surprising- Pad work was on point this morning.
Guess i’ll be hitting the pavement for the next few weeks so I can get back to sparing with passing out 😁
Surprising- Pad work was on point this morning.
Guess i’ll be hitting the pavement for the next few weeks so I can get back to sparing with passing out 😁
in case anyone needs some cuteness in their day, here’s a picture of my cat sleeping under my electric blanket
December 19, 2024 at 8:02 PM
in case anyone needs some cuteness in their day, here’s a picture of my cat sleeping under my electric blanket
“OK, time to change the music, I can only take so much jungle” - that’s something I never thought I’d say. Damn I’m old.
December 19, 2024 at 1:39 PM
“OK, time to change the music, I can only take so much jungle” - that’s something I never thought I’d say. Damn I’m old.
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Major Announcement Regarding the HOPE Conference:
Effective immediately, HOPE will happen EVERY summer, not every two years. HOPE_16 will be August 15-17, 2025!
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Effective immediately, HOPE will happen EVERY summer, not every two years. HOPE_16 will be August 15-17, 2025!
www.2600.com/content/majo...
A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT CONCERNING THE HOPE CONFERENCE | 2600
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December 18, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Major Announcement Regarding the HOPE Conference:
Effective immediately, HOPE will happen EVERY summer, not every two years. HOPE_16 will be August 15-17, 2025!
www.2600.com/content/majo...
Effective immediately, HOPE will happen EVERY summer, not every two years. HOPE_16 will be August 15-17, 2025!
www.2600.com/content/majo...