𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩
@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social
𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙬𝙞𝙢𝙥, 𝙝𝙤! 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨! 𝙃𝙤 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮!
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"𝙽𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚞𝚢 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚔,"
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"𝚜𝚠𝚒𝚙𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔, 𝚑𝚘!"
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"𝚜𝚠𝚒𝚙𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔, 𝚑𝚘!"
"Right! right!"
*He concentrates, and... gently tosses a fire shard at the cake*
"...There, ho... was that good at all?"
*He concentrates, and... gently tosses a fire shard at the cake*
"...There, ho... was that good at all?"
@emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social
Finally, after a lot of preparation, the cake was done. All he had to do was let Black Frost do the finishing touch.
"Okay. It's your turn. Make sure it only lasts for about a second, and only on the cake. We can't let the ice cream inside melt."
Finally, after a lot of preparation, the cake was done. All he had to do was let Black Frost do the finishing touch.
"Okay. It's your turn. Make sure it only lasts for about a second, and only on the cake. We can't let the ice cream inside melt."
October 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"Right! right!"
*He concentrates, and... gently tosses a fire shard at the cake*
"...There, ho... was that good at all?"
*He concentrates, and... gently tosses a fire shard at the cake*
"...There, ho... was that good at all?"
"Hmm, a decent tactic! I look forward to seeing his reaction! ho!"
*Black Frost chuckles...*
"Just say when and i'll use the fire shard on it!"
*Black Frost chuckles...*
"Just say when and i'll use the fire shard on it!"
“Yeah. It would. Just a split-second Agi. Enough to only burn the surface of the meringue. Let me explain what I’m doing. It’s a complex cake.”
He would show the recipe for Baked Alaska to Black Frost.
“My thought process is this. The best cake is one he may have never seen or tried.”
He would show the recipe for Baked Alaska to Black Frost.
“My thought process is this. The best cake is one he may have never seen or tried.”
"Ho... well.. I can't reall-hee cast fire skills..."
"...but mayb-hee a fire shard would hee-have the same effect? ho?"
"...but mayb-hee a fire shard would hee-have the same effect? ho?"
October 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"Hmm, a decent tactic! I look forward to seeing his reaction! ho!"
*Black Frost chuckles...*
"Just say when and i'll use the fire shard on it!"
*Black Frost chuckles...*
"Just say when and i'll use the fire shard on it!"
"Ho... well.. I can't reall-hee cast fire skills..."
"...but mayb-hee a fire shard would hee-have the same effect? ho?"
"...but mayb-hee a fire shard would hee-have the same effect? ho?"
“…Can you add sprinkles on top of cakes? Maybe set fire to the meringue when the cake is done? It only takes a small flame and a few seconds. Don’t be like Pyro.”
"...Toast? ho?"
October 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Ho... well.. I can't reall-hee cast fire skills..."
"...but mayb-hee a fire shard would hee-have the same effect? ho?"
"...but mayb-hee a fire shard would hee-have the same effect? ho?"
"...Toast? ho?"
“What ARE you good at in terms of cooking?”
"Ho... great..."
*He just watches, sighing*
"Y'know-ho, he's gonna find out if I didn't do an-hee-thing on this dish..."
*He just watches, sighing*
"Y'know-ho, he's gonna find out if I didn't do an-hee-thing on this dish..."
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"...Toast? ho?"
"Ho... great..."
*He just watches, sighing*
"Y'know-ho, he's gonna find out if I didn't do an-hee-thing on this dish..."
*He just watches, sighing*
"Y'know-ho, he's gonna find out if I didn't do an-hee-thing on this dish..."
“Good. Know that if we go to Hee-Hell that I will relish in your torture.”
The deity smiled with a hint of malice as he beat the egg whites with sugar.
The deity smiled with a hint of malice as he beat the egg whites with sugar.
"N-No-ho! not at all! hee-ho...."
*What was this feeling he got from Majora? was that... fear?*
*What was this feeling he got from Majora? was that... fear?*
October 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Ho... great..."
*He just watches, sighing*
"Y'know-ho, he's gonna find out if I didn't do an-hee-thing on this dish..."
*He just watches, sighing*
"Y'know-ho, he's gonna find out if I didn't do an-hee-thing on this dish..."
"N-No-ho! not at all! hee-ho...."
*What was this feeling he got from Majora? was that... fear?*
*What was this feeling he got from Majora? was that... fear?*
He gave Black Frost a deathglare.
“You can wait patiently. Do you wish to be lectured like Pyro?”
He began to work on the meringue.
“You can wait patiently. Do you wish to be lectured like Pyro?”
He began to work on the meringue.
"...Then get to it! ho! you don't wanna upset the king, do you?"
October 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"N-No-ho! not at all! hee-ho...."
*What was this feeling he got from Majora? was that... fear?*
*What was this feeling he got from Majora? was that... fear?*
"...Then get to it! ho! you don't wanna upset the king, do you?"
“Egg whites and sugar beaten in a bowl until they make stiff peaks. It’s the fluffy stuff on pies.”
"Ho! yes of course the..."
"...What's a meringue? ho?"
"...What's a meringue? ho?"
October 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"...Then get to it! ho! you don't wanna upset the king, do you?"
"Ho! yes of course the..."
"...What's a meringue? ho?"
"...What's a meringue? ho?"
— the freezer.
“Alright. These flavors will work well. Now, to work on the meringue.”
“Alright. These flavors will work well. Now, to work on the meringue.”
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Ho! yes of course the..."
"...What's a meringue? ho?"
"...What's a meringue? ho?"
"Ho come on! fine!"
*Black Frost mumbles something and gets out the ingredients and utensils*
"There, hee-happy now? ho?"
*Black Frost mumbles something and gets out the ingredients and utensils*
"There, hee-happy now? ho?"
“I can trust you to bring out the utensils and ingredients, riiiight? Or, are you chicken?”
He’s mocking Black Frost by clucking like a chicken. Arms flapping like short wings.
He’s mocking Black Frost by clucking like a chicken. Arms flapping like short wings.
"H-Hee-huh? but I don't wanna get in your way! ho! I mean, what if I fumble it all! our lives are on the line!"
October 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Ho come on! fine!"
*Black Frost mumbles something and gets out the ingredients and utensils*
"There, hee-happy now? ho?"
*Black Frost mumbles something and gets out the ingredients and utensils*
"There, hee-happy now? ho?"
"H-Hee-huh? but I don't wanna get in your way! ho! I mean, what if I fumble it all! our lives are on the line!"
“This is a very special cake. It takes time, and temperature control~”
He’s dragging @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social to help him out.
“Come on. This will be fun. I promise.”
He’s dragging @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social to help him out.
“Come on. This will be fun. I promise.”
"In that case, get go-ho-ing! I don't wish to starve hee-re!"
*Geez, way to be impatient...*
*Geez, way to be impatient...*
October 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
"H-Hee-huh? but I don't wanna get in your way! ho! I mean, what if I fumble it all! our lives are on the line!"
*Black Frost sighs*
"Ho-kay... but I can barel-hee cook y'know!"
*He turns over to @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social again... whispering something over...*
"Hee-hey, just between you and me-hee... it's... best you get going be-hee-fore I accidentally set the place on fire..."
"Ho-kay... but I can barel-hee cook y'know!"
*He turns over to @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social again... whispering something over...*
"Hee-hey, just between you and me-hee... it's... best you get going be-hee-fore I accidentally set the place on fire..."
"Actuall-hee on the topic of that, I do hee-have something on my mind!"
"...I reall-hee didn't have anything to prepare for food... and I'm struggling to figure out what to make... perhaps one of you could hee-help? though... I say that knowing I'd appreciate it more if B.F helped..."
"...I reall-hee didn't have anything to prepare for food... and I'm struggling to figure out what to make... perhaps one of you could hee-help? though... I say that knowing I'd appreciate it more if B.F helped..."
“Not even how business is going? Geez! Find a hobby, Black Frost. You can always see if King Frost will have some news, or if he has something on his mind.”
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
*Black Frost sighs*
"Ho-kay... but I can barel-hee cook y'know!"
*He turns over to @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social again... whispering something over...*
"Hee-hey, just between you and me-hee... it's... best you get going be-hee-fore I accidentally set the place on fire..."
"Ho-kay... but I can barel-hee cook y'know!"
*He turns over to @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social again... whispering something over...*
"Hee-hey, just between you and me-hee... it's... best you get going be-hee-fore I accidentally set the place on fire..."
"That's.... exactl-hee why...."
*He looked down with disappointment in response...*
*He looked down with disappointment in response...*
“Don’t tell me your reasoning was because you didn’t know what to talk about!”
Majora glared at Black Frost.
Majora glared at Black Frost.
*Black Frost sits down alongside the king, and Majora, yawning*
"so-ho... uh.... lovel-hee weather we're hee-having... right?"
"so-ho... uh.... lovel-hee weather we're hee-having... right?"
October 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"That's.... exactl-hee why...."
*He looked down with disappointment in response...*
*He looked down with disappointment in response...*
*Black Frost sits down alongside the king, and Majora, yawning*
"so-ho... uh.... lovel-hee weather we're hee-having... right?"
"so-ho... uh.... lovel-hee weather we're hee-having... right?"
Majora followed behind the two. He was quite unsure of how this might go. Knowing Black Frost, there could be trouble.
*The king simply nods, motioning for the two of them to follow him into his humble home.*
"Ho-kay then... this way..."
"Ho-kay then... this way..."
October 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
*Black Frost sits down alongside the king, and Majora, yawning*
"so-ho... uh.... lovel-hee weather we're hee-having... right?"
"so-ho... uh.... lovel-hee weather we're hee-having... right?"
*He sighed....*
"You wouldn't? ho?"
*He looked slightly inside, nodding*
"S-Should we-hee go inside?"
"You wouldn't? ho?"
*He looked slightly inside, nodding*
"S-Should we-hee go inside?"
"Ho? is that so?"
*It... gave him a bit of a chuckle... just the fact his b.f was so worried... it was pretty funny... he turned over to Black Frost, smirking a little bit...*
"Now, when in a mill-hee-on years would I get upset about that?"
*It... gave him a bit of a chuckle... just the fact his b.f was so worried... it was pretty funny... he turned over to Black Frost, smirking a little bit...*
"Now, when in a mill-hee-on years would I get upset about that?"
— a shit-eating grin towards Black Frost. The urge to raise hell was rising.
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
*He sighed....*
"You wouldn't? ho?"
*He looked slightly inside, nodding*
"S-Should we-hee go inside?"
"You wouldn't? ho?"
*He looked slightly inside, nodding*
"S-Should we-hee go inside?"
"H-Hee-hey! that was never part of the deal!"
*He pouted, but did his best to get back into a decent stance before the door swung open... there in all his... quite tired might... was King Frost [ @shiverysovereign.bsky.social ] once more...*
"H-Ho! King Frost, uh... hey there!"
*He pouted, but did his best to get back into a decent stance before the door swung open... there in all his... quite tired might... was King Frost [ @shiverysovereign.bsky.social ] once more...*
"H-Ho! King Frost, uh... hey there!"
“We’ll see who chickens out first. I’m not the one hiding from my boyfriend for not talking lately.”
Majora whispered back to Black Frost as he waited patiently.
Majora whispered back to Black Frost as he waited patiently.
"You do? w-well..."
*As soon as he heard movement behind the door, he panicked a bit inside...*
"W-We-hee can talk about it later... just.... you better not chicken out either! ho!"
*As soon as he heard movement behind the door, he panicked a bit inside...*
"W-We-hee can talk about it later... just.... you better not chicken out either! ho!"
October 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
"H-Hee-hey! that was never part of the deal!"
*He pouted, but did his best to get back into a decent stance before the door swung open... there in all his... quite tired might... was King Frost [ @shiverysovereign.bsky.social ] once more...*
"H-Ho! King Frost, uh... hey there!"
*He pouted, but did his best to get back into a decent stance before the door swung open... there in all his... quite tired might... was King Frost [ @shiverysovereign.bsky.social ] once more...*
"H-Ho! King Frost, uh... hey there!"
"You do? w-well..."
*As soon as he heard movement behind the door, he panicked a bit inside...*
"W-We-hee can talk about it later... just.... you better not chicken out either! ho!"
*As soon as he heard movement behind the door, he panicked a bit inside...*
"W-We-hee can talk about it later... just.... you better not chicken out either! ho!"
Majora, being the tall one among them, rang the doorbell. Then, he placed Black Frost in front of himself.
“Don’t you dare chicken out of this. I already have enough problems.”
“Don’t you dare chicken out of this. I already have enough problems.”
"Ho boy, I just realized, what's the king gonna think if he sees me-hee and Majjy together when he opens the door?"
*ah, well now the hee-vil fella's overexaggerating this experience to hell and back...*
"Ho... and the journey to get there, too long!"
*...He's 5 steps away from the doorbell...*
*ah, well now the hee-vil fella's overexaggerating this experience to hell and back...*
"Ho... and the journey to get there, too long!"
*...He's 5 steps away from the doorbell...*
October 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"You do? w-well..."
*As soon as he heard movement behind the door, he panicked a bit inside...*
"W-We-hee can talk about it later... just.... you better not chicken out either! ho!"
*As soon as he heard movement behind the door, he panicked a bit inside...*
"W-We-hee can talk about it later... just.... you better not chicken out either! ho!"
"Ho boy, I just realized, what's the king gonna think if he sees me-hee and Majjy together when he opens the door?"
*ah, well now the hee-vil fella's overexaggerating this experience to hell and back...*
"Ho... and the journey to get there, too long!"
*...He's 5 steps away from the doorbell...*
*ah, well now the hee-vil fella's overexaggerating this experience to hell and back...*
"Ho... and the journey to get there, too long!"
*...He's 5 steps away from the doorbell...*
October 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"Ho boy, I just realized, what's the king gonna think if he sees me-hee and Majjy together when he opens the door?"
*ah, well now the hee-vil fella's overexaggerating this experience to hell and back...*
"Ho... and the journey to get there, too long!"
*...He's 5 steps away from the doorbell...*
*ah, well now the hee-vil fella's overexaggerating this experience to hell and back...*
"Ho... and the journey to get there, too long!"
*...He's 5 steps away from the doorbell...*
"Splendid! ho! I'll lead the way!"
*Ah, he's already on the move! Majjy better pick up the pace!*
*Ah, he's already on the move! Majjy better pick up the pace!*
"You're that afraid of being punished by your boyfriend? Oh <Distorted noise>. We have a Frost who is turning into a chicken. Go live with the Onmoraki if you keep pulling this shit."
He huffs.
"Fine. I'll join you."
He huffs.
"Fine. I'll join you."
"...I-I'm just nervous! ho!"
"Look I'll go-ho but.... uh...."
*The demon sighs*
"Onl-hee if you come along with me-hee... at least for a bit... I'm THAT nervous, ho-kay? I need YOU to be there so I don't chicken out!"
"Look I'll go-ho but.... uh...."
*The demon sighs*
"Onl-hee if you come along with me-hee... at least for a bit... I'm THAT nervous, ho-kay? I need YOU to be there so I don't chicken out!"
October 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
"Splendid! ho! I'll lead the way!"
*Ah, he's already on the move! Majjy better pick up the pace!*
*Ah, he's already on the move! Majjy better pick up the pace!*
"...I-I'm just nervous! ho!"
"Look I'll go-ho but.... uh...."
*The demon sighs*
"Onl-hee if you come along with me-hee... at least for a bit... I'm THAT nervous, ho-kay? I need YOU to be there so I don't chicken out!"
"Look I'll go-ho but.... uh...."
*The demon sighs*
"Onl-hee if you come along with me-hee... at least for a bit... I'm THAT nervous, ho-kay? I need YOU to be there so I don't chicken out!"
"I smell bullshit."
He's glaring at Black Frost.
"I visit my lover. Go visit yours!"
He's glaring at Black Frost.
"I visit my lover. Go visit yours!"
"Uhhhh...."
*He tries to come up with an excuse...*
"...Taxes? ho?"
*He tries to come up with an excuse...*
"...Taxes? ho?"
October 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"...I-I'm just nervous! ho!"
"Look I'll go-ho but.... uh...."
*The demon sighs*
"Onl-hee if you come along with me-hee... at least for a bit... I'm THAT nervous, ho-kay? I need YOU to be there so I don't chicken out!"
"Look I'll go-ho but.... uh...."
*The demon sighs*
"Onl-hee if you come along with me-hee... at least for a bit... I'm THAT nervous, ho-kay? I need YOU to be there so I don't chicken out!"
"Uhhhh...."
*He tries to come up with an excuse...*
"...Taxes? ho?"
*He tries to come up with an excuse...*
"...Taxes? ho?"
"Then, go see him. What's stopping you?"
"Well... yeah but... I dunno if that'll be-hee enough! if I wanna say those things, I should say it from the hee-heart! not some note in a envelope!"
October 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"Uhhhh...."
*He tries to come up with an excuse...*
"...Taxes? ho?"
*He tries to come up with an excuse...*
"...Taxes? ho?"
"Well... yeah but... I dunno if that'll be-hee enough! if I wanna say those things, I should say it from the hee-heart! not some note in a envelope!"
"I think you should send a letter to him to let you know what you're doing. That way, he won't be too worried."
"Yeah.... actuall-hee, about that... I haven't met with him in a while... hopefull-hee he isn't upset at me about that..."
October 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
"Well... yeah but... I dunno if that'll be-hee enough! if I wanna say those things, I should say it from the hee-heart! not some note in a envelope!"
"Yeah.... actuall-hee, about that... I haven't met with him in a while... hopefull-hee he isn't upset at me about that..."
"I'm only picking on you this time, Black Frost. If anything, I'm happy you two enjoy each other's company."
"H-Hee-hey! he's everything I could ask for! is that not hee-nough?"
October 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"Yeah.... actuall-hee, about that... I haven't met with him in a while... hopefull-hee he isn't upset at me about that..."
"H-Hee-hey! he's everything I could ask for! is that not hee-nough?"
"You mean seducing King Frost? No better than a Lilim with that one~"
"...But lying's the onl-hee thing I'm good at! Aside from pickin' up guys of course!"
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"H-Hee-hey! he's everything I could ask for! is that not hee-nough?"
"...But lying's the onl-hee thing I'm good at! Aside from pickin' up guys of course!"
"So do demons and gods. Don't lie to yourself."
"...Yeah, hee-humans suck! they only do things to benefit themselves! nobod-hee else!"
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"...But lying's the onl-hee thing I'm good at! Aside from pickin' up guys of course!"
"...Yeah, hee-humans suck! they only do things to benefit themselves! nobod-hee else!"
"Mhmmm... I've seen a few out there who wanted more. Either they got beat, or the dealer got eaten. I swear. Some humans will do anything for money, and that includes kidnap their own to make concentrated magatsuhi."
"Hmm... right on the hee-head with that one..."
October 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"...Yeah, hee-humans suck! they only do things to benefit themselves! nobod-hee else!"