𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘰𝘧 #𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙉𝙊!
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*The king turned to Black Frost*
"Especiall-hee you, love..."
He shoves @emperorofkabukicho.bsky.social in front of him.
*...Maybe he needs another bite before his verdict... scratch that, another one... another one... until the whole cake is gone...*
"...Hee-how did you two even MAKE this? ho?"
*The king turned to Black Frost*
"Especiall-hee you, love..."
*...Maybe he needs another bite before his verdict... scratch that, another one... another one... until the whole cake is gone...*
"...Hee-how did you two even MAKE this? ho?"
He cut into the cake, then presented a slice of Baked Alaska to King Frost.
"Try it."
"I thought I told you two to hee-hurry it up!"
*...Maybe he needs another bite before his verdict... scratch that, another one... another one... until the whole cake is gone...*
"...Hee-how did you two even MAKE this? ho?"
"I thought I told you two to hee-hurry it up!"
"Perfect! Let's hope King Frost enjoys this."
*He concentrates, and... gently tosses a fire shard at the cake*
"...There, ho... was that good at all?"
"I thought I told you two to hee-hurry it up!"
*Geez, way to be impatient...*
The best cake he’s ever had? He might as well look into cakes that King Frost never had before.
"Ver-hee well... I shall allow such, but on one condition... you are to bake the best cake I've ever had, period! if it's not as good, i will banish both of you to hee-hell! is that clear? ho?"
*Geez, way to be impatient...*
"Ver-hee well... I shall allow such, but on one condition... you are to bake the best cake I've ever had, period! if it's not as good, i will banish both of you to hee-hell! is that clear? ho?"
Majora recalled the many times Pyro Jack nearly destroyed a kitchen with his cooking. That was something he couldn't afford to see again.
"Ho-kay... but I can barel-hee cook y'know!"
*He turns over to @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social again... whispering something over...*
"Hee-hey, just between you and me-hee... it's... best you get going be-hee-fore I accidentally set the place on fire..."
"Ver-hee well... I shall allow such, but on one condition... you are to bake the best cake I've ever had, period! if it's not as good, i will banish both of you to hee-hell! is that clear? ho?"
"...I reall-hee didn't have anything to prepare for food... and I'm struggling to figure out what to make... perhaps one of you could hee-help? though... I say that knowing I'd appreciate it more if B.F helped..."
*He looked down with disappointment in response...*
"...I reall-hee didn't have anything to prepare for food... and I'm struggling to figure out what to make... perhaps one of you could hee-help? though... I say that knowing I'd appreciate it more if B.F helped..."
"Ho-kay then... this way..."
The deity shrugged.
*They both turned back to @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social , eager to hear what he had to say about all this...*
"Do you wish to tag along with us? or...."
"Ho-kay then... this way..."
*They both turned back to @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social , eager to hear what he had to say about all this...*
"Do you wish to tag along with us? or...."
"You wouldn't? ho?"
*He looked slightly inside, nodding*
"S-Should we-hee go inside?"
*It... gave him a bit of a chuckle... just the fact his b.f was so worried... it was pretty funny... he turned over to Black Frost, smirking a little bit...*
"Now, when in a mill-hee-on years would I get upset about that?"
*They both turned back to @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social , eager to hear what he had to say about all this...*
"Do you wish to tag along with us? or...."
*It... gave him a bit of a chuckle... just the fact his b.f was so worried... it was pretty funny... he turned over to Black Frost, smirking a little bit...*
"Now, when in a mill-hee-on years would I get upset about that?"
*It... gave him a bit of a chuckle... just the fact his b.f was so worried... it was pretty funny... he turned over to Black Frost, smirking a little bit...*
"Now, when in a mill-hee-on years would I get upset about that?"
*The king would rub his eyes, yawning a bit before glancing behind his wonderfully hee-vil boyfriend... and noticing Majjy was here too...*
"...Ho, and you brought a friend as well... remind me-hee, what was your name again? and more importantly, why are you hee-re?"
*He pouted, but did his best to get back into a decent stance before the door swung open... there in all his... quite tired might... was King Frost [ @shiverysovereign.bsky.social ] once more...*
"H-Ho! King Frost, uh... hey there!"
Majora whispered back to Black Frost as he waited patiently.
*The king would rub his eyes, yawning a bit before glancing behind his wonderfully hee-vil boyfriend... and noticing Majjy was here too...*
"...Ho, and you brought a friend as well... remind me-hee, what was your name again? and more importantly, why are you hee-re?"
"I mean, aside from that purple dude that I haven't seen in a bit... but besides that... I miss hee-havin' more than just three-hee friends..."
"...Hee-how many weeks has it been this time?"
"I mean, aside from that purple dude that I haven't seen in a bit... but besides that... I miss hee-havin' more than just three-hee friends..."
"...Hee-how many weeks has it been this time?"
"...Hee-how many weeks has it been this time?"
"...Today is certainly boring, isn't it?"
"...Today is certainly boring, isn't it?"
"So you wanna like, hee-have a romantic dinner or something?"
"Well, when's National Boyfriend da- OCTOBER?!"
"I can't wait that long! ho! I hee-have to celebrate now!"
"Well, when's National Boyfriend da- OCTOBER?!"
"I can't wait that long! ho! I hee-have to celebrate now!"
"Well, when's National Boyfriend da- OCTOBER?!"
"I can't wait that long! ho! I hee-have to celebrate now!"
"We-hee should totally plan our next date..."
"We-hee should totally plan our next date..."
"...I'll just let one of the guards be-hee in charge while I sleep..."
"...I'll just let one of the guards be-hee in charge while I sleep..."
"I like the sound of that hee-honestly... though I do not require any real gifts... at least for now, ho."
"I like the sound of that hee-honestly... though I do not require any real gifts... at least for now, ho."
"...He better not be-hee causing MORE trouble than he alread-hee is..."
"...He better not be-hee causing MORE trouble than he alread-hee is..."
"Used to be-hee so much fun, I tell 'ya..."
"Used to be-hee so much fun, I tell 'ya..."
*The king chuckled*
"Either way, I'm always hee-re for 'ya, love..."
*He just... accepts the kiss, blushing*
"...Hee-re's to a really really good relationship, d-darling..."
*One more kiss for the two... how wonderful....*
*The king chuckled*
"Either way, I'm always hee-re for 'ya, love..."
*One more kiss for the two... how wonderful....*
*Black Frost blushed, a nice big smile on his face...*
"...I reall-hee didn't plan the rest of this through..."
*He got something out, a nice, golden bouquet of flowers...*
"I'd be hee-honored, to be your boyfriend... I'd... love it hee-ven..."
*One more kiss for the two... how wonderful....*
*He got something out, a nice, golden bouquet of flowers...*
"I'd be hee-honored, to be your boyfriend... I'd... love it hee-ven..."
*Black Frost chuckled...*
"Soo, I take it this is you deciding on the hee-whole boyfriend thing?"
*He got something out, a nice, golden bouquet of flowers...*
"I'd be hee-honored, to be your boyfriend... I'd... love it hee-ven..."