Emmy the Elephant
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confused aroace looking to write for a living (lol what a mistake)
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The mass commercialization of fucking Squid Game might be the most baffling cultural movement of the 2020s.
Dominos casually implying that if their employee doesn’t cut the pizza right, the employee gets shot in the head execution style
July 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The mass commercialization of fucking Squid Game might be the most baffling cultural movement of the 2020s.
I think this is a super helpful article which calmly outlines the issue, without falling into the hysteria we're seeing elsewhere. People are acting like someone was shot on stage, not that there was a chant saying death to a military institution that is committing a genocide.
🔴Lucy Connolly, Bob Vylan and the False Claims of a ‘Two Tier Justice System’
Attempts to claim that the treatment of Lucy Connolly and Bob Vylan in any way demonstrate a “two tier” justice system are completely wide of the mark, argues barrister Gareth Roberts
bylinetimes.com/2025/07/02/l...
Attempts to claim that the treatment of Lucy Connolly and Bob Vylan in any way demonstrate a “two tier” justice system are completely wide of the mark, argues barrister Gareth Roberts
bylinetimes.com/2025/07/02/l...
Lucy Connolly, Bob Vylan and the False Claims of a 'Two Tier Justice System'
Attempts to claim that the treatment of Lucy Connolly and Bob Vylan in any way demonstrate a "two tier" justice system are completely wide of the mark, argues barrister Gareth Roberts
bylinetimes.com
July 2, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I think this is a super helpful article which calmly outlines the issue, without falling into the hysteria we're seeing elsewhere. People are acting like someone was shot on stage, not that there was a chant saying death to a military institution that is committing a genocide.
what do you mean they made ANOTHER LIVE ACTION KAKEGURUI
June 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
what do you mean they made ANOTHER LIVE ACTION KAKEGURUI
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tried to use the hot tap after mum used it, 7 dead 13 injured
April 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
tried to use the hot tap after mum used it, 7 dead 13 injured
I'm slowly recovering from a horrible bug that left me wiped out and exhausted, but I managed to do my poem today! Check it out if you guys wanna!!
Thirty Minute Poems: Episode 13
In which I write a poem in thirty minutes, and publish it, even if I hate it.
emilyelizash.medium.com
March 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'm slowly recovering from a horrible bug that left me wiped out and exhausted, but I managed to do my poem today! Check it out if you guys wanna!!
I wrote an article reviewing Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney because I'm super up to date with the latest game releases 🤣
Em Reviews: Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney
Fun stories, wacky characters — a great first entry!
emilyelizash.medium.com
March 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I wrote an article reviewing Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney because I'm super up to date with the latest game releases 🤣
i have reached a new computer low with kenneth: task manager is not responding
February 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
i have reached a new computer low with kenneth: task manager is not responding
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no more fear no more pain only gamecube harvest moon cow
January 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
no more fear no more pain only gamecube harvest moon cow
live on twitch with some chill marvel snap :)
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chill marvel snap
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January 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
live on twitch with some chill marvel snap :)
www.twitch.tv/emmytheeelep...
www.twitch.tv/emmytheeelep...
Forth episode of thirty minute poems is now up, trying to do an extended metaphor this time!
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Thirty Minute Poems: Episode 4
In which I write a poem in thirty minutes and publish it, to try and get over my fear of publishing.
emilyelizash.medium.com
January 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Forth episode of thirty minute poems is now up, trying to do an extended metaphor this time!
emilyelizash.medium.com/thirty-minut...
emilyelizash.medium.com/thirty-minut...
Just uploaded my third episode of Thirty Minute Poems! Sticking to my deal to publish poems, even if I hate them 🫠 emilyelizash.medium.com/thirty-minut...
Thirty Minute Poems: Episode 3
In which I write a poem in thirty minutes and publish it, no matter what I think of it!
emilyelizash.medium.com
January 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Just uploaded my third episode of Thirty Minute Poems! Sticking to my deal to publish poems, even if I hate them 🫠 emilyelizash.medium.com/thirty-minut...
love watching bad things happen to west ham
December 29, 2024 at 6:18 PM
love watching bad things happen to west ham
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“Everyone in positions of influence should ask themselves the question: are you treating those fighting to save the planet more harshly than those fighting for inherited wealth? If so, why?”
@josiah.writes.news
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@josiah.writes.news
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Two-Tier Reporting: When Climate Protesters Slow Ambulances They’re Vilified, So Why Are Wealthy Farmers Given a Free Pass?
Media outlets rush to condemn climate change campaigners as "middle class" protesters causing "chaos" while ignoring greater disruption by millionaire landowners
bylinetimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 8:19 AM
“Everyone in positions of influence should ask themselves the question: are you treating those fighting to save the planet more harshly than those fighting for inherited wealth? If so, why?”
@josiah.writes.news
bylinetimes.com/2024/12/12/t...
@josiah.writes.news
bylinetimes.com/2024/12/12/t...
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
having birth control that stops my period and a warped sense of time means that roughly once a month I'm like "golly gosh why am I feeling so grumpy and anxious the past few days???" only to then be like oh. the curse.
November 12, 2024 at 2:16 AM
having birth control that stops my period and a warped sense of time means that roughly once a month I'm like "golly gosh why am I feeling so grumpy and anxious the past few days???" only to then be like oh. the curse.
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played stardew valley for 8 hours why did i put in a shift
November 7, 2024 at 11:25 PM
played stardew valley for 8 hours why did i put in a shift
just did my first ever stream on twitch and it went so well!! if you have a twitch account, I'd be very grateful if you could drop a follow on twitch.tv/emmytheewok 💚💚💚
EmmytheEwok - Twitch
I'm Emmy! Let's play some games together, and have some fun, yeah?
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August 22, 2024 at 10:02 PM
just did my first ever stream on twitch and it went so well!! if you have a twitch account, I'd be very grateful if you could drop a follow on twitch.tv/emmytheewok 💚💚💚
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I guess I'm just built different because I simply wouldn't tie anyone to the trolley tracks in the first place 😌
August 22, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I guess I'm just built different because I simply wouldn't tie anyone to the trolley tracks in the first place 😌
I've published my first article since my unemployment! It's around private banks, and how the system functions (or doesn't!) I try to explain financial concepts that are very complicated as well as I can - please give it a quick once over if you have time!
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3 Secrets about Private Banks they don’t want you to know
I worked at a private bank for over a year, and learnt some valuable (and unintentional) lessons.
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August 14, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I've published my first article since my unemployment! It's around private banks, and how the system functions (or doesn't!) I try to explain financial concepts that are very complicated as well as I can - please give it a quick once over if you have time!
medium.com/shout-out-lo...
medium.com/shout-out-lo...
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the cool thing about fic is you get to write whatever you want. the bad thing about fic is you have to write
August 9, 2024 at 1:32 AM
the cool thing about fic is you get to write whatever you want. the bad thing about fic is you have to write