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Partiful is evil cause of Palintir but also cause it just gave me a panic attack making me think I had invited two people I had a falling out with AND for even suggesting them near the top of the list. BAD ALGO
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Partiful is evil cause of Palintir but also cause it just gave me a panic attack making me think I had invited two people I had a falling out with AND for even suggesting them near the top of the list. BAD ALGO
Just spent a lot of time on colonoscopy reddit and honestly? It’s a very nice and supportive place! We need to start treating everyone like they are anxious about getting a gross medical procedure.
May 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just spent a lot of time on colonoscopy reddit and honestly? It’s a very nice and supportive place! We need to start treating everyone like they are anxious about getting a gross medical procedure.
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DAVID BROOKS SAYS GENERAL STRIKE NOW AND BILL KRISTOL SAYS ABOLISH ICE
April 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
DAVID BROOKS SAYS GENERAL STRIKE NOW AND BILL KRISTOL SAYS ABOLISH ICE
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i hope other elected dems are taking note - this is where the bar is now. get out there and do something. put your own ass on the line for us.
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i hope other elected dems are taking note - this is where the bar is now. get out there and do something. put your own ass on the line for us.
I get that it’s funny that I can’t find the book I’m reading on adhd but it’s also very annoying.
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I get that it’s funny that I can’t find the book I’m reading on adhd but it’s also very annoying.
Invented a new bit where I ask people to go to a show tomorrow but it is actually not until next week.
April 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Invented a new bit where I ask people to go to a show tomorrow but it is actually not until next week.
We need to be banging pots and pans for the brave doctors and nurses of the Pitt.
April 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We need to be banging pots and pans for the brave doctors and nurses of the Pitt.
So Cory Booker is a hero when he talks for hours non-stop but I’m annoying?!?
April 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
So Cory Booker is a hero when he talks for hours non-stop but I’m annoying?!?
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i dont need to hear elon musk dick details nobody who acts like that has a secure relationship to what their dick looks like
April 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i dont need to hear elon musk dick details nobody who acts like that has a secure relationship to what their dick looks like
Should I tell my clients I’m quitting as an April fools?
April 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Should I tell my clients I’m quitting as an April fools?
Lost my fidget ring within a week of purchase. No one could have seen this coming.
March 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Lost my fidget ring within a week of purchase. No one could have seen this coming.
Didn’t think about how deeply intimate and embarrassing telling the computer guy my laptop password would be.
March 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Didn’t think about how deeply intimate and embarrassing telling the computer guy my laptop password would be.
Releasing the JFK files the same week as St Patrick’s day is a lot for those of us with Boston Irish heritage.
March 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Releasing the JFK files the same week as St Patrick’s day is a lot for those of us with Boston Irish heritage.
It’s honestly insane that in 2025, my brand new computer can’t handle me spilling a glass of caffeinated crystal light on it.
March 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It’s honestly insane that in 2025, my brand new computer can’t handle me spilling a glass of caffeinated crystal light on it.
Not even on my period for the blood moon. :(
March 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Not even on my period for the blood moon. :(
These are my daughters: Nurtec, Skyrizzi and Otezzla. They’re named after great healers of the past.
March 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
These are my daughters: Nurtec, Skyrizzi and Otezzla. They’re named after great healers of the past.
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@schumer.senate.gov if you go through with this everyone for the rest of human history will refer to you as "fascist collaborator chuck schumer" btw
March 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
@schumer.senate.gov if you go through with this everyone for the rest of human history will refer to you as "fascist collaborator chuck schumer" btw
I’ve told myself I need to rewatch hypernormalisation like 5 times this month. I have no need for men anymore.
March 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’ve told myself I need to rewatch hypernormalisation like 5 times this month. I have no need for men anymore.
Putting a list of all the available meal and snack combos I have on my fridge door like I’m my own dementia patient.
March 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Putting a list of all the available meal and snack combos I have on my fridge door like I’m my own dementia patient.
I just want to move to a farm with like 12 friends but not be in a cult.
March 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I just want to move to a farm with like 12 friends but not be in a cult.
Had like 5 depression free days in a row last week. Truly insane that some of you just go around experiencing that most of the time.
March 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Had like 5 depression free days in a row last week. Truly insane that some of you just go around experiencing that most of the time.
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9/11 really took the heat off that guy who let the dogs out
March 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
9/11 really took the heat off that guy who let the dogs out
Stop asking me if I’m okay. Would a depressed person take a gummy with dinner and watch 6-12 hours of Summer House?!
March 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Stop asking me if I’m okay. Would a depressed person take a gummy with dinner and watch 6-12 hours of Summer House?!
This season of white lotus is on my shit list for making me watch that snake scene.
March 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This season of white lotus is on my shit list for making me watch that snake scene.
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here’s how madame web can still win
March 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
here’s how madame web can still win