Emma Austin
@emmaaustin.bsky.social
💜 Wholesome perv with a touch of whimsy 🖤 Sex Blogger, Podcast Host, and Covid Cautious Cutie - https://www.loveemmaaustin.com/all-my-projects
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I won the lottery today - only $32 so I still gotta masturbate and write about it for a living, but still fun! 🤷♀️😅
August 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I won the lottery today - only $32 so I still gotta masturbate and write about it for a living, but still fun! 🤷♀️😅
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Working on my next article. So tell me, where’s your fav place to splooge on a lady? 🤭
June 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Working on my next article. So tell me, where’s your fav place to splooge on a lady? 🤭
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
Last night at 4 am I had a stroke of genius. I knew I had to write it down so I didn’t forget. It was incredibly important. So I emailed myself and went back to bed.
I woke up this morning excited to look at what I had emailed myself because it felt so important…
I have no idea what it means 😂
I woke up this morning excited to look at what I had emailed myself because it felt so important…
I have no idea what it means 😂
January 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Last night at 4 am I had a stroke of genius. I knew I had to write it down so I didn’t forget. It was incredibly important. So I emailed myself and went back to bed.
I woke up this morning excited to look at what I had emailed myself because it felt so important…
I have no idea what it means 😂
I woke up this morning excited to look at what I had emailed myself because it felt so important…
I have no idea what it means 😂
Careful with that thing! 😉 www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/4-b...
4 Big Dick Must-Haves — Love, Emma
Big dick problems are real, but there are solutions. These will help you have better sex without causing discomfort.
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January 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Careful with that thing! 😉 www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/4-b...
Gotta get it right if you want to get laid! 😘 www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/wha...
What Everyone Gets Wrong About Foreplay — Love, Emma
Foreplay isn't hand stuff and mouth stuff. Here's what foreplay really means - and why the right definition can help you get laid more.
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January 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Gotta get it right if you want to get laid! 😘 www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/wha...
Keep it simple, keep it hot! 🔥
Check out my review of When Harri Met Sally by @erikalust.bsky.social www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/sim...
Check out my review of When Harri Met Sally by @erikalust.bsky.social www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/sim...
Simple Porn Is Good Porn (When Harri Met Sally Review) — Love, Emma
My review of When Harri Met Sally by Erika Lust, some sweet and sexy smut that proves simple porn is all you need.
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January 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Keep it simple, keep it hot! 🔥
Check out my review of When Harri Met Sally by @erikalust.bsky.social www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/sim...
Check out my review of When Harri Met Sally by @erikalust.bsky.social www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/sim...
If you haven't found your favorite wand yet, this might just be the one! 🪄😍
Check out my review of the @wevibe Wand 2 (thanks to @Lovehoney_com )! www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/eve...
Check out my review of the @wevibe Wand 2 (thanks to @Lovehoney_com )! www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/eve...
Every Woman Needs a Wand – And This One’s a Fantastic Choice — Love, Emma
My review of the We-Vibe Wand 2, an app-controlled wand vibrator that's a perfect option for just about anyone.
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January 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If you haven't found your favorite wand yet, this might just be the one! 🪄😍
Check out my review of the @wevibe Wand 2 (thanks to @Lovehoney_com )! www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/eve...
Check out my review of the @wevibe Wand 2 (thanks to @Lovehoney_com )! www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/eve...
I haven’t driven at all since 2020 until now. Is it just me or are people generally worse at it? 🤔
January 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I haven’t driven at all since 2020 until now. Is it just me or are people generally worse at it? 🤔
Introducing him to the Classics
January 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Introducing him to the Classics
Please don't ruin the one good thing still left on the internet 🤦♀️ www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/6-g...
6 Guys Who Keep Scaring the Hoes — Love, Emma
Women are the only good thing left on the internet, so these guys need to stop making it uncomfortable for them.
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January 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Please don't ruin the one good thing still left on the internet 🤦♀️ www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/6-g...
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if you need the fill the awkward silences while hanging out with relatives today, listen to me and @emmaaustin.bsky.social talk about How The Grinch Gaped Christmas for 45 minutes. aunts love that stuff www.buzzsprout.com/709740/episo...
How the Grinch Gaped Christmas (Cowgirl Anal, Whoresville, and the Porn Baldwin Brother) - Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Happy Holidays you sweet pervs!We’re ringing in the season with a Christmas classic, Burning Angel’s How the Grinch Gaped Christmas!We learn about the meaning of Christmas (it’s anal), the best gift t...
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
if you need the fill the awkward silences while hanging out with relatives today, listen to me and @emmaaustin.bsky.social talk about How The Grinch Gaped Christmas for 45 minutes. aunts love that stuff www.buzzsprout.com/709740/episo...
Bought a car today and my dog keeps barking at it because he thinks some creep is in our driveway 😅
December 23, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Bought a car today and my dog keeps barking at it because he thinks some creep is in our driveway 😅
I’m so behind on work!!! 😭 But that’s because big changes are coming to the Austin household! 😉🤫😏 Will update more when I can! ♥️
November 20, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I’m so behind on work!!! 😭 But that’s because big changes are coming to the Austin household! 😉🤫😏 Will update more when I can! ♥️
One more month until sweater weather!
August 4, 2024 at 2:57 PM
One more month until sweater weather!
This toy is so strong it wiped that smile right off my face! 🥵
Check out my review on loveemmaaustin.com ♥️
Check out my review on loveemmaaustin.com ♥️
July 31, 2024 at 5:10 PM
This toy is so strong it wiped that smile right off my face! 🥵
Check out my review on loveemmaaustin.com ♥️
Check out my review on loveemmaaustin.com ♥️
Ceiling mirror shenanigans 🤭
July 29, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Ceiling mirror shenanigans 🤭
Currently working on an article about the 3 times I’ve been caught having hanky panky outside 😅🤫🫣🤭⠀
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Have you ever been caught doing the deed in public? 🫣🤭
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Have you ever been caught doing the deed in public? 🫣🤭
July 20, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Currently working on an article about the 3 times I’ve been caught having hanky panky outside 😅🤫🫣🤭⠀
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Have you ever been caught doing the deed in public? 🫣🤭
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Have you ever been caught doing the deed in public? 🫣🤭
Can I just get a smutty audiobook without a fake southern accent pls?? Is that too much to ask?!
July 13, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Can I just get a smutty audiobook without a fake southern accent pls?? Is that too much to ask?!
I love summer soooo much! ☀️🌻😎There’s nothing better than listening to an audiobook while relaxing outside in a hammock 🎧🥰
July 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I love summer soooo much! ☀️🌻😎There’s nothing better than listening to an audiobook while relaxing outside in a hammock 🎧🥰
I just whipped my tits with an exercise band. How’s your day going? 😅🤦♀️
June 29, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I just whipped my tits with an exercise band. How’s your day going? 😅🤦♀️
