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Mark Z. Danielewski signed copies of TOM’S CROSSING
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
what if instead of kiké hernandez he was freaké hernandez
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
youre telling me the next game is in march?
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
mariners keep hitting into the double plays, it feels like my career save in the show
October 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
can't believe I got "who is John Pork" on Jeopardy I am HOWLING
October 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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RI should have a really strict driving test that is re-administered every decade or so.
October 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
cheesecake factory kimchi is unfortunately not very good kimchi
October 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
fried mac and cheese bites are white people takoyaki
October 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
not much to say about the kerkering play because it was so bad it's impossible to describe
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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At least we never made KKKurt SSchilling one of our icons
October 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the LGBTQ community no longer forgives jarren duran
October 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
October 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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my milkshake brings all the boys to riyadh
September 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ok legitimately how can i leave the country without a degree lolll
September 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
ironically labor day is the day where workers are treated the most like garbage
September 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
just heard a customer call me mrs doubtfire. can't really be mad, he kinda cooked me
August 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
im sorry but can we talk about how this person's name is Wrigley Field
"We've created one of the most anti human, pro capital nations on earth. What gives? Why are ppl dying earlier???"
August 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
new patch has me so deadlock pilled we're so back
August 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I wish I could make a living from writing my dumbass takes as five paragraph op eds
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i know the libs have been hammering this point home but by now he's not even a fascist, he's literally just a pedophile mob boss. also why does this picture make him look like an analog horror monster
August 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
the lgbtq community has forgiven jarren duran
Red Sox are commemorating one-year anniversary of Duran returning from his f-slur suspension with a lookalike contest
August 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the only reason I oppose dc statehood is that it would usurp us as smallest state
August 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
we need a rhode island transgender baseball league
August 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
bro that's yung lean
i’ve been watching old lou reed interviews and i’m obsessed with this 50 year old interview and his response to being asked if he identifies as a transvestite or homosexual
August 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM