Emi Grate
@emigratedrag.bsky.social
Local Girlboss
International Diva
Burmese Queer Icon in Brooklyn
International Diva
Burmese Queer Icon in Brooklyn
I picked my nose with a finger that was handling shallots. HELP!
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I picked my nose with a finger that was handling shallots. HELP!
I refuse to fully indulge in Wicked, coz why are they both sopranos?
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I refuse to fully indulge in Wicked, coz why are they both sopranos?
I unplug for like 10 hours to do a show, and who's sucking whose dick and cock now?
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I unplug for like 10 hours to do a show, and who's sucking whose dick and cock now?
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
My show is gonna be so good, and I'm so happy it's coming together nicely. There still are several tasks to complete, but I am surprisingly not overwhelmed or exhausted. Everything is in the hands of people I trust. I'm working hard, but not too much.
I FEEL ALIVE!
I FEEL ALIVE!
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My show is gonna be so good, and I'm so happy it's coming together nicely. There still are several tasks to complete, but I am surprisingly not overwhelmed or exhausted. Everything is in the hands of people I trust. I'm working hard, but not too much.
I FEEL ALIVE!
I FEEL ALIVE!
It's finally show week, and I've been reflecting on how drag and my drag have changed.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It's finally show week, and I've been reflecting on how drag and my drag have changed.
Thanks for letting me know, but that's not lipstick on my teeth. I just haven't had a dental cleaning for plaque in 2-3 years.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Thanks for letting me know, but that's not lipstick on my teeth. I just haven't had a dental cleaning for plaque in 2-3 years.
It'd be really fun to call my parents in the middle of my show, but I just fought with my mom again yesterday. 😮💨
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It'd be really fun to call my parents in the middle of my show, but I just fought with my mom again yesterday. 😮💨
The new Jurassic movie SUCKS! We just got to the island, and we're already halfway through three movie—and they're still talking, as they walk through the jungle.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The new Jurassic movie SUCKS! We just got to the island, and we're already halfway through three movie—and they're still talking, as they walk through the jungle.
I've started signing my emails with "✨" and I feel so cvnt.
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I've started signing my emails with "✨" and I feel so cvnt.
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
I always want titles or sign-language at shows for accessibility, but often when I'm singing in non-English languages, I want my audience to indulge themselves in feelings through sound and movement, and not investigate meaning through words and translation.
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I always want titles or sign-language at shows for accessibility, but often when I'm singing in non-English languages, I want my audience to indulge themselves in feelings through sound and movement, and not investigate meaning through words and translation.
People wouldn't buy this BS anymore coz,
if you actually lived here, you'd know:
(1) We've been trying to get horses off the streets.
(2) Hot Girls for Zohran.
(3) Way too many S Asian officers in NYPD.
(4) More halal carts than any type of street vendors
Fascists can't build coalitions.
if you actually lived here, you'd know:
(1) We've been trying to get horses off the streets.
(2) Hot Girls for Zohran.
(3) Way too many S Asian officers in NYPD.
(4) More halal carts than any type of street vendors
Fascists can't build coalitions.
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
People wouldn't buy this BS anymore coz,
if you actually lived here, you'd know:
(1) We've been trying to get horses off the streets.
(2) Hot Girls for Zohran.
(3) Way too many S Asian officers in NYPD.
(4) More halal carts than any type of street vendors
Fascists can't build coalitions.
if you actually lived here, you'd know:
(1) We've been trying to get horses off the streets.
(2) Hot Girls for Zohran.
(3) Way too many S Asian officers in NYPD.
(4) More halal carts than any type of street vendors
Fascists can't build coalitions.
Saw the "We are the world" doc on Netflix. Famous people used to have yellow jagged teeth in America, huh!
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Saw the "We are the world" doc on Netflix. Famous people used to have yellow jagged teeth in America, huh!
I hear a LOT about UK politics just from looking at reposts from @meemalee.bsky.social here.
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I hear a LOT about UK politics just from looking at reposts from @meemalee.bsky.social here.
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
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Everything I've learned about David Harbour has been against my own volition—and I don't like any of it.
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Everything I've learned about David Harbour has been against my own volition—and I don't like any of it.
Coworkers have informed me that they pool money to get the residents gifts every Christmas, bc the home won't put out any. The expectation is that I join in as well.
October 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Coworkers have informed me that they pool money to get the residents gifts every Christmas, bc the home won't put out any. The expectation is that I join in as well.
Just added my immigration attorney to speed dial! 🫠
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Just added my immigration attorney to speed dial! 🫠
Buddhism tells me, "You're always gonna want something and be mad about it, whether or not you get it. That's why your life sucks, and you do it all the time."
Can't argue with that.
It also tells me there's a way out. But to that, I say, "No, thank you! I'd rather have the things."
Can't argue with that.
It also tells me there's a way out. But to that, I say, "No, thank you! I'd rather have the things."
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Buddhism tells me, "You're always gonna want something and be mad about it, whether or not you get it. That's why your life sucks, and you do it all the time."
Can't argue with that.
It also tells me there's a way out. But to that, I say, "No, thank you! I'd rather have the things."
Can't argue with that.
It also tells me there's a way out. But to that, I say, "No, thank you! I'd rather have the things."
I love it when I'm working with a younger/newer artist and they exceed my expectations in terms of professionalism, instinct on stage/camera, and willingness/ability to take notes.
October 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I love it when I'm working with a younger/newer artist and they exceed my expectations in terms of professionalism, instinct on stage/camera, and willingness/ability to take notes.
So "nibling" is the gender-neutral term for niece and nephew. But black folks often use it to mean "n+sibling".
I've gone back and forth with more than one black person to clarify. But most black folks just make the "You shouldn't say that" face, and leave the other party confused.
I've gone back and forth with more than one black person to clarify. But most black folks just make the "You shouldn't say that" face, and leave the other party confused.
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
So "nibling" is the gender-neutral term for niece and nephew. But black folks often use it to mean "n+sibling".
I've gone back and forth with more than one black person to clarify. But most black folks just make the "You shouldn't say that" face, and leave the other party confused.
I've gone back and forth with more than one black person to clarify. But most black folks just make the "You shouldn't say that" face, and leave the other party confused.
I hate when y'all bitches do auto-captioning, but don't edit to correct errors. Sure we can tell from context clues, but y'all amateurs!
October 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I hate when y'all bitches do auto-captioning, but don't edit to correct errors. Sure we can tell from context clues, but y'all amateurs!
The Zohran campaign is inspiring me to make more promo for my own show.
October 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Zohran campaign is inspiring me to make more promo for my own show.