is elsi dawson
@elsidawson.bsky.social
tenured vancouver sex worker, consultant, and builderguy. i read every manual i can get my fingies on. she/her.
https://tryst.link/escort/elsi
https://tryst.link/escort/elsi
when people say, "i'd love to get some property on the island," this is what i hear.
January 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
when people say, "i'd love to get some property on the island," this is what i hear.
oh shoot, my bad guys. the instructions said "well-ventilated area" but i didn't realize i was dusting up the whole hood. sorry about the visibility! 😅
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
oh shoot, my bad guys. the instructions said "well-ventilated area" but i didn't realize i was dusting up the whole hood. sorry about the visibility! 😅
sorry kittens, samdog says it's time to snuggle. i gotta go.
last one out, hit the lights pls.
last one out, hit the lights pls.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
sorry kittens, samdog says it's time to snuggle. i gotta go.
last one out, hit the lights pls.
last one out, hit the lights pls.
in this house, we refer to it as the "bark bark dog park," yes, but it's also very important that we don't use an acronym for that place because that's not good either.
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
in this house, we refer to it as the "bark bark dog park," yes, but it's also very important that we don't use an acronym for that place because that's not good either.
"do you have anything online?"
no. im not a content creator, im a ride share.
no. im not a content creator, im a ride share.
December 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"do you have anything online?"
no. im not a content creator, im a ride share.
no. im not a content creator, im a ride share.
can't spell harmonica without harm
December 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
can't spell harmonica without harm
bounced off the other site, lololol
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
bounced off the other site, lololol
the change i want to see in the world is that wives being cheated on by their shitty husbands would be offended that this dolt didn't read the ad, isn't braced to send a deposit, and is wasting my time. disrespect after disrespect!
amen.
amen.
December 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
the change i want to see in the world is that wives being cheated on by their shitty husbands would be offended that this dolt didn't read the ad, isn't braced to send a deposit, and is wasting my time. disrespect after disrespect!
amen.
amen.
the number of times ive thought, "in a pinch, there's always $40 there if we wanna mug hank green's brother," is uncomfortable.
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
the number of times ive thought, "in a pinch, there's always $40 there if we wanna mug hank green's brother," is uncomfortable.
can someone explain to me in whatever flavour crayon they have handy why lactose-free food items get bonus dietary-restrictions thrown in?
LF ice cream: also sugar-free!
LF frozen pizza: and none gluten!
whatever war crime these waffles are..
LF ice cream: also sugar-free!
LF frozen pizza: and none gluten!
whatever war crime these waffles are..
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
can someone explain to me in whatever flavour crayon they have handy why lactose-free food items get bonus dietary-restrictions thrown in?
LF ice cream: also sugar-free!
LF frozen pizza: and none gluten!
whatever war crime these waffles are..
LF ice cream: also sugar-free!
LF frozen pizza: and none gluten!
whatever war crime these waffles are..
when a dude with cauliflower ears says of a dude without them, "he's a super fighting champion," listen.
ooooooooh beans
ooooooooh beans
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
when a dude with cauliflower ears says of a dude without them, "he's a super fighting champion," listen.
ooooooooh beans
ooooooooh beans
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gill nets are passive fincome.
October 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
gill nets are passive fincome.
to do:
- get the samdog run, then likely give to her a bathe.
- brushem flossem
- ass'd fluids
- edit fotos? or sort stray hardware, whatever works best for my interests
- spare the humans
prolly gonna be the hardware thing, tbh. but maybe after that, fotos.
- get the samdog run, then likely give to her a bathe.
- brushem flossem
- ass'd fluids
- edit fotos? or sort stray hardware, whatever works best for my interests
- spare the humans
prolly gonna be the hardware thing, tbh. but maybe after that, fotos.
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
to do:
- get the samdog run, then likely give to her a bathe.
- brushem flossem
- ass'd fluids
- edit fotos? or sort stray hardware, whatever works best for my interests
- spare the humans
prolly gonna be the hardware thing, tbh. but maybe after that, fotos.
- get the samdog run, then likely give to her a bathe.
- brushem flossem
- ass'd fluids
- edit fotos? or sort stray hardware, whatever works best for my interests
- spare the humans
prolly gonna be the hardware thing, tbh. but maybe after that, fotos.
it's back to paint by numbers season and i am THRIVING
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
it's back to paint by numbers season and i am THRIVING
just received the best best best compliment ever:
"you're like a hoarder, but everything's organized."
this is all i ever needed, ttyl.
"you're like a hoarder, but everything's organized."
this is all i ever needed, ttyl.
October 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
just received the best best best compliment ever:
"you're like a hoarder, but everything's organized."
this is all i ever needed, ttyl.
"you're like a hoarder, but everything's organized."
this is all i ever needed, ttyl.
can we get content warnings for use of harmonica please?
October 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
can we get content warnings for use of harmonica please?
im living in the capitol, dressed in my frou frou clothes, in my designer housing, snacking on foods for kibble feel, watching people hiding in the woods under tarps, digging for edible roots and worms. they hunt and starve for my entertainment.
October 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
im living in the capitol, dressed in my frou frou clothes, in my designer housing, snacking on foods for kibble feel, watching people hiding in the woods under tarps, digging for edible roots and worms. they hunt and starve for my entertainment.
watching the lilith fair doc and i am fascinated that '98 they could have infants on stage.
stark contrast to woodstock '99 where they burned the place down and raped people.
cool cool cool.
stark contrast to woodstock '99 where they burned the place down and raped people.
cool cool cool.
October 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
watching the lilith fair doc and i am fascinated that '98 they could have infants on stage.
stark contrast to woodstock '99 where they burned the place down and raped people.
cool cool cool.
stark contrast to woodstock '99 where they burned the place down and raped people.
cool cool cool.
you know @deviantollam.bsky.social is certified to tell you what a door is? like a sommelier but for walls that are sometimes not walls. he can even tell you the exact conditions for the door to stop being part of the wall. pretty cool stuff!
October 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
you know @deviantollam.bsky.social is certified to tell you what a door is? like a sommelier but for walls that are sometimes not walls. he can even tell you the exact conditions for the door to stop being part of the wall. pretty cool stuff!
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this is basically portland's version of a haka
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this is basically portland's version of a haka
i just had a galaxy brain moment that, i pray, will make me look like a big dummie because none of yous people are suffering from the same fallacy. i will share in the hopes that you're all well ahead of me on this but there's one or two people who could benefit from this distinction.
selfhelp 🧵
selfhelp 🧵
September 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i just had a galaxy brain moment that, i pray, will make me look like a big dummie because none of yous people are suffering from the same fallacy. i will share in the hopes that you're all well ahead of me on this but there's one or two people who could benefit from this distinction.
selfhelp 🧵
selfhelp 🧵
do you remember on the 21st of sept tem ber
September 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
do you remember on the 21st of sept tem ber
FUCK IT, i'm eating homemade lasagne and then throwing samdog into the ocean repeatedly. y'all hold down the shithole, this guy needs sun and air and light and three kinds of lactose-free cheese.
September 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
FUCK IT, i'm eating homemade lasagne and then throwing samdog into the ocean repeatedly. y'all hold down the shithole, this guy needs sun and air and light and three kinds of lactose-free cheese.
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The US Embassy in Qatar has asked all US Citizens in Doha to shelter in place.
September 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The US Embassy in Qatar has asked all US Citizens in Doha to shelter in place.