elproffo in exile
@elproffo.bsky.social
I'm elproffo writer, dreamweaver visionary plus actor. You're about to enter the would of my imagination.
Yes I'm that elproffo from everywhere it's called constant branding!
Yes I'm that elproffo from everywhere it's called constant branding!
My iPod was in my jacket pocket the whole time!
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
My iPod was in my jacket pocket the whole time!
I'm not sure what to buy to replace my iPod with I'm sure as hell not paying £80-100 for a used iPod.
January 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I'm not sure what to buy to replace my iPod with I'm sure as hell not paying £80-100 for a used iPod.
@joncoupland.bsky.social I just saw a lurid yellow Proton Jumbuck parked outside the corner shop on my commute home. Haven't seen a Proton on the road where I live in a long time.
January 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
@joncoupland.bsky.social I just saw a lurid yellow Proton Jumbuck parked outside the corner shop on my commute home. Haven't seen a Proton on the road where I live in a long time.
So was that Venezuelan tanker with the bogus transponder and the hastily painted russian flag in UK or Icelandic territorial waters?
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
So was that Venezuelan tanker with the bogus transponder and the hastily painted russian flag in UK or Icelandic territorial waters?
That's a joke here about Twitter becoming XXX. Anyway I'll be here all week tip your servers!
this is how every outlet should refer to X
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
That's a joke here about Twitter becoming XXX. Anyway I'll be here all week tip your servers!
I'm going to have at admit defeat and put music on my iPod nano. I've no idea where in the house my usual iPod has gone.
January 7, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I'm going to have at admit defeat and put music on my iPod nano. I've no idea where in the house my usual iPod has gone.
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your periodic reminder that the BBC started a project to build a licence-fee funded search engine but the government made them close it down in case it stopped all those commercial UK search engines we've got now
UK urged to unplug from US tech giants as digital sovereignty fears grow
UK urged to unplug from US tech giants as digital sovereignty fears grow
Digital rights campaigners say Britain’s dependence on Big Tech leaves critical systems exposed to foreign law and political pressure
The Open Rights Group is warning politicians that the UK is leaning far too heavily on US tech companies to run critical systems, and wants the Cybersecurity and Resilience Bill to force a rethink.…
dlvr.it
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
your periodic reminder that the BBC started a project to build a licence-fee funded search engine but the government made them close it down in case it stopped all those commercial UK search engines we've got now
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“Oates has foolishly left for the office, a brave if tragicomic move, I don’t doubt we’ll never see the silly bugger ever again”
Scott of the Antarctic, 17th March 1912
Scott of the Antarctic, 17th March 1912
January 6, 2026 at 9:30 AM
“Oates has foolishly left for the office, a brave if tragicomic move, I don’t doubt we’ll never see the silly bugger ever again”
Scott of the Antarctic, 17th March 1912
Scott of the Antarctic, 17th March 1912
I swear Keir Starmer only became a human rights QC/KC so he could better understand how to trample all over them.
January 6, 2026 at 9:23 AM
I swear Keir Starmer only became a human rights QC/KC so he could better understand how to trample all over them.
Ended up taking an unofficial crew bus into work listening to all the drivers who live in my neighborhood. Turns out they'd like later busses home too!
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Ended up taking an unofficial crew bus into work listening to all the drivers who live in my neighborhood. Turns out they'd like later busses home too!
I've discovered that Iplayer finally has the late great Patricia Routledge in Hetty Winthrop Investigates. I think watching this over Lynley tonight was a good call.
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I've discovered that Iplayer finally has the late great Patricia Routledge in Hetty Winthrop Investigates. I think watching this over Lynley tonight was a good call.
UK Cabinet Office reveals it still enjoys hanging out in the Nazi Bar formerly known as Twitter. You really couldn't make this shit up.
January 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
UK Cabinet Office reveals it still enjoys hanging out in the Nazi Bar formerly known as Twitter. You really couldn't make this shit up.
"Labour" red tories and the search for a spine. What's this I'm reading about the UK government abstaining from the UN vote on Trumps lucrative oil war on Venezuela?
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
"Labour" red tories and the search for a spine. What's this I'm reading about the UK government abstaining from the UN vote on Trumps lucrative oil war on Venezuela?
I feel remiss that during this period of American warmongering and oil lust I haven't posted this yet youtu.be/jzvfY0d7kGg?...
WAR Song! Sam and Max Remaster Save The World!
YouTube video by BAI GAMING
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I feel remiss that during this period of American warmongering and oil lust I haven't posted this yet youtu.be/jzvfY0d7kGg?...
The Cobra Kai finale now that's how you do justice too and say goodbye to beloved characters.
January 5, 2026 at 9:43 AM
The Cobra Kai finale now that's how you do justice too and say goodbye to beloved characters.
I'll never understand why people sing the praises of a show finishing in such a narratively, directorially and visually bland way. Yeah I'm looking at you stranger things.
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I'll never understand why people sing the praises of a show finishing in such a narratively, directorially and visually bland way. Yeah I'm looking at you stranger things.
It sucks when there's still quality content coming out but associated community interaction seems to be dying on its arse.
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 AM
It sucks when there's still quality content coming out but associated community interaction seems to be dying on its arse.
Fist day back at work for 2026 and I've lost my iPod somewhere. I've checked all my pockets so it has to be in the house somewhere.
a man wearing headphones says " this is an excellent rectangle " while holding a cell phone
Alt: Ron Swanson in Parks and Rec is wearing 1070s white headphones says " this is an excellent rectangle " while holding an iPod.
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Fist day back at work for 2026 and I've lost my iPod somewhere. I've checked all my pockets so it has to be in the house somewhere.
Shepard's and Cottage Pie might be the best thing to cook in an air fryer as you actually want the top crisp and the bottom soggy.
January 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Shepard's and Cottage Pie might be the best thing to cook in an air fryer as you actually want the top crisp and the bottom soggy.
Well what's killed my desire to play my winter car, and be bad at it. AI music is a hard line for me. As much as I'd like to support one man band developers.
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Well what's killed my desire to play my winter car, and be bad at it. AI music is a hard line for me. As much as I'd like to support one man band developers.
Ah yes forgot new year but me. Trump is doing new year new war.
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Ah yes forgot new year but me. Trump is doing new year new war.
Third Dan Akroyd Movie of the evening.
December 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Third Dan Akroyd Movie of the evening.
You know we're watching Trading Places again.
a man in a hat is standing in front of a door holding a broom and saying merry new year .
Alt: Eddie Murphy as Billy Ray Valentine in Trading Places stands in a hat in front of a train compartment door holding a broom and saying merry new year.
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You know we're watching Trading Places again.
I discovered that someone I used to look up to, who was really clued up on environmental issues is using generative AI slop farms. I'm so disappointed.
December 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I discovered that someone I used to look up to, who was really clued up on environmental issues is using generative AI slop farms. I'm so disappointed.
It's a festivus mirical! YouTube is finally showing me stuff from a communist historian.
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It's a festivus mirical! YouTube is finally showing me stuff from a communist historian.