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elproffo in exile
@elproffo.bsky.social
I'm elproffo writer, dreamweaver visionary plus actor. You're about to enter the would of my imagination.
Yes I'm that elproffo from everywhere it's called constant branding!
Warning this post sucks so hard I think AI wrote it for them.
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Great tidy little Peugeot 106 sighted on the walk to work yesterday. My aunt and uncle used to have a green one until very recently. #CarSpotting
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
@joncoupland.bsky.social I found a real page turner in a charity shop, and I thought you might appreciate it!
October 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Of course women don't like her Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's
Detective Sergeant Jim Bergerac's 1947 Triumph Roadster with optional young John Nettles!
October 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social When did you have the time in you busy party schedule to brew a colab beer? I just saw this!
October 15, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Nah I've seen how your current admission and they're masked ICE stormtrooper treat imagrents. I think I'll stick with the flavour of fachism we already have a brewing at home.
September 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My Favourite Doctor and Companion.
August 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Post Something WOLFY 🐺 🐾 🖤
August 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
No Cheating. Your last saved Celebrity Photo is your therapist. Who is it?
August 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
@joncoupland.bsky.social I saw this the other day and it reminded me of your Dad's. The steel wheels just improve it.
August 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
More people are considering AI lovers, and we shouldn't judge.
July 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Name A Monster of the week, Supernatural, it Murder Mystery TV show.
Me: how about I do all three!
July 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Name a Cop or Detective TV show (ACAB)
July 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Even the pens at my workplace have gone woke!
July 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who Wrong answers only.
June 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
But I don't want a free AI DJ or a paid one Spotify. Like most people I don't listen to much new music.
June 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger

The gang:
June 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Opened the YouTube app to find this earlier. Just one of the biggest tech companies in the world peddling Israeli propaganda. #FreePalastine
June 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Check out this absolute unit of an old Toyota Hilux I saw today. It was a little rusty but clearly a reliable work horse #CarSpotting
May 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
@joncoupland.bsky.social It seems like even batman has joined the crime fighters driving smart cars club! That jet cat must have cost a fortune to fuel.
April 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Happy Eater one and all!
April 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I got that dog in me
April 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
@joncoupland.bsky.social I just saw a tidy X reg Pergeot 406 Estate like you're Dad's.
(Photo for illustrative purposes because I couldn't get my phone out of my pocket quick enough)
April 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This is where I post from
March 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM