McFlyer
@elmcflyer.bsky.social
Nashville native/Music City adjacent
Generally a dirtbag
Consumer of candy corn
Opinions subject to change
Generally a dirtbag
Consumer of candy corn
Opinions subject to change
We can all agree that too few medications are available in suppository form, right?
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We can all agree that too few medications are available in suppository form, right?
If you have siblings, remember during the X-mas season that your dad would prefer a *separate* shaver for his balls and face.
Go halvsies.
Go halvsies.
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you have siblings, remember during the X-mas season that your dad would prefer a *separate* shaver for his balls and face.
Go halvsies.
Go halvsies.
If I had to guess, I would assume Edward Scissorhands was allowed to skip third base.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If I had to guess, I would assume Edward Scissorhands was allowed to skip third base.
You can shove things up your butt, just like Mr. Potato Head…if you have the willpower.
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You can shove things up your butt, just like Mr. Potato Head…if you have the willpower.
Why would you offer me lamb chops? I hate ewe.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Why would you offer me lamb chops? I hate ewe.
If I published an erotic magazine I’d name mine Bone Appetite.
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If I published an erotic magazine I’d name mine Bone Appetite.
I am an obese, wrinkled, middle aged man with an IQ of 50, but I still mentally classify women as “I would / I wouldn’t” as if any of them would.
This is the pure joy of being male.
This is the pure joy of being male.
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I am an obese, wrinkled, middle aged man with an IQ of 50, but I still mentally classify women as “I would / I wouldn’t” as if any of them would.
This is the pure joy of being male.
This is the pure joy of being male.
I'm a middle aged dude. If YouTube suggest a video of a guy making a primitive house from tree bark and snot...I'm gonna watch it.
Duh.
Duh.
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm a middle aged dude. If YouTube suggest a video of a guy making a primitive house from tree bark and snot...I'm gonna watch it.
Duh.
Duh.
I don’t know why the Navy calls the “latrine” a “head” But I speculate is sucks, so to speak, to be the new seaman on the ship.
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don’t know why the Navy calls the “latrine” a “head” But I speculate is sucks, so to speak, to be the new seaman on the ship.
As I reflect on things, getting the crowd riled up to chant, “The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!” We don’t need no water…” may have been insensitive to the family wrapped in blankets crying as they watched all of their belongings burn to the ground.
However…when will I get the chance again?
However…when will I get the chance again?
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
As I reflect on things, getting the crowd riled up to chant, “The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!” We don’t need no water…” may have been insensitive to the family wrapped in blankets crying as they watched all of their belongings burn to the ground.
However…when will I get the chance again?
However…when will I get the chance again?
In hindsight, I should have researched about yo-yo groupies before I got into yo-yo for the girls.
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
In hindsight, I should have researched about yo-yo groupies before I got into yo-yo for the girls.
is there a setting on this device where I can say “Waze I told you this was a fucking stupid idea“.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
is there a setting on this device where I can say “Waze I told you this was a fucking stupid idea“.
Gigolos should charge by the inch.
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Gigolos should charge by the inch.
I’ve lost two buttons on the cuff of my power blue suit. If you’re at the same conference, look for the hobo. Say hi.
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’ve lost two buttons on the cuff of my power blue suit. If you’re at the same conference, look for the hobo. Say hi.
I’ve lost two buttons on the cuff of my power blue suit. If you’re at the same conference, look for the hobo. Say hi.
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’ve lost two buttons on the cuff of my power blue suit. If you’re at the same conference, look for the hobo. Say hi.
I’ve lost two buttons on the cuff of my power blue suit. If you’re at the same conference, look for the hobo. Say hi.
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’ve lost two buttons on the cuff of my power blue suit. If you’re at the same conference, look for the hobo. Say hi.
Can’t wait for the Netflix Xmas Universe offerings this year.
The Princess Switch 4: Wife Swap!
The Christmas Prince 4: Overthrow the Monarchy!
The Knight Before Christmas 2: Middle Ages Hygiene Kills the Mood
The Princess Switch 4: Wife Swap!
The Christmas Prince 4: Overthrow the Monarchy!
The Knight Before Christmas 2: Middle Ages Hygiene Kills the Mood
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Can’t wait for the Netflix Xmas Universe offerings this year.
The Princess Switch 4: Wife Swap!
The Christmas Prince 4: Overthrow the Monarchy!
The Knight Before Christmas 2: Middle Ages Hygiene Kills the Mood
The Princess Switch 4: Wife Swap!
The Christmas Prince 4: Overthrow the Monarchy!
The Knight Before Christmas 2: Middle Ages Hygiene Kills the Mood
I don’t get caught often. But when I am, always with my pants up.
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I don’t get caught often. But when I am, always with my pants up.
I took my melatonin at the end of the eighth inning. 😴
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I took my melatonin at the end of the eighth inning. 😴
Just woke up from a dream wondering What is the greatest cinematic franchise and why is it The Fast and the Furious at Jurassic Park?
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just woke up from a dream wondering What is the greatest cinematic franchise and why is it The Fast and the Furious at Jurassic Park?
Back to sunset at 4 pm because of farmers or the war effort or some other bullshirt.
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Back to sunset at 4 pm because of farmers or the war effort or some other bullshirt.
Having now seen Diego Pavia’s mom…I could probably be a good step-dad for the lad.
November 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Having now seen Diego Pavia’s mom…I could probably be a good step-dad for the lad.
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What do you call a ghost’s breasts?
Paranormal entities.
Paranormal entities.
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What do you call a ghost’s breasts?
Paranormal entities.
Paranormal entities.
Dick York > Dick Sargent
November 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Dick York > Dick Sargent