McFlyer
@elmcflyer.bsky.social
Nashville native/Music City adjacent
Generally a dirtbag
Consumer of candy corn
Opinions subject to change
Generally a dirtbag
Consumer of candy corn
Opinions subject to change
I hate when people don’t know how to use air quotes.
For example my wife says, one day when I am a “grieving widow“.
For example my wife says, one day when I am a “grieving widow“.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I hate when people don’t know how to use air quotes.
For example my wife says, one day when I am a “grieving widow“.
For example my wife says, one day when I am a “grieving widow“.
Fine, internet, you win.
“Nuzzi” added to my mute list.
“Nuzzi” added to my mute list.
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fine, internet, you win.
“Nuzzi” added to my mute list.
“Nuzzi” added to my mute list.
Would my leather fetish be more ethical if I switched to leatherette?
I bet the feet dudes don’t suffer such moral quandaries.
I bet the feet dudes don’t suffer such moral quandaries.
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Would my leather fetish be more ethical if I switched to leatherette?
I bet the feet dudes don’t suffer such moral quandaries.
I bet the feet dudes don’t suffer such moral quandaries.
Me: 🎶I’m staring at the man in the mirror…🎶
Neighbor: Gadammit! I told you to stay away from my bedroom window.
Neighbor: Gadammit! I told you to stay away from my bedroom window.
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Me: 🎶I’m staring at the man in the mirror…🎶
Neighbor: Gadammit! I told you to stay away from my bedroom window.
Neighbor: Gadammit! I told you to stay away from my bedroom window.
if you’re looking for something fun to do with the kids this week, I strongly encourage this Die Hard puppet show.
www.tpac.org/events/detai...
www.tpac.org/events/detai...
Die Hard: A Christmas Carol | Tennessee Performing Arts Center
All Puppet Players’ sell-out holiday hit crashes into town with Die Hard: A Christmas Carol—an R-rated puppet mashup of Die Hard, puppets, and ADULTS ONLY holiday chaos. Expect curse-filled carols, felt explosions, and the most inappropriate holiday puppet show you’ve ever seen!
www.tpac.org
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
if you’re looking for something fun to do with the kids this week, I strongly encourage this Die Hard puppet show.
www.tpac.org/events/detai...
www.tpac.org/events/detai...
I was sending a text to a work chat thread and autocorrect prevented me from sending “bukkake”.
That would’ve been mortifying.
Impressive that Siri knows to spell it “bukakke”.
That would’ve been mortifying.
Impressive that Siri knows to spell it “bukakke”.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I was sending a text to a work chat thread and autocorrect prevented me from sending “bukkake”.
That would’ve been mortifying.
Impressive that Siri knows to spell it “bukakke”.
That would’ve been mortifying.
Impressive that Siri knows to spell it “bukakke”.
i’ll leave a few minutes early. I’ll stop and get a chicken biscuit from some fast food place. I’m gonna be a little fat boy loving his commute to work. And then Nashville traffic showed up.
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
i’ll leave a few minutes early. I’ll stop and get a chicken biscuit from some fast food place. I’m gonna be a little fat boy loving his commute to work. And then Nashville traffic showed up.
Can’t believe I lost on Wheel of Fortune.
Who could have known
“TINY D__K CONCERT”
contained an S?
Who could have known
“TINY D__K CONCERT”
contained an S?
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Can’t believe I lost on Wheel of Fortune.
Who could have known
“TINY D__K CONCERT”
contained an S?
Who could have known
“TINY D__K CONCERT”
contained an S?
We can all agree that too few medications are available in suppository form, right?
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We can all agree that too few medications are available in suppository form, right?
If you have siblings, remember during the X-mas season that your dad would prefer a *separate* shaver for his balls and face.
Go halvsies.
Go halvsies.
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you have siblings, remember during the X-mas season that your dad would prefer a *separate* shaver for his balls and face.
Go halvsies.
Go halvsies.
If I had to guess, I would assume Edward Scissorhands was allowed to skip third base.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If I had to guess, I would assume Edward Scissorhands was allowed to skip third base.
You can shove things up your butt, just like Mr. Potato Head…if you have the willpower.
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You can shove things up your butt, just like Mr. Potato Head…if you have the willpower.
Why would you offer me lamb chops? I hate ewe.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Why would you offer me lamb chops? I hate ewe.
If I published an erotic magazine I’d name mine Bone Appetite.
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If I published an erotic magazine I’d name mine Bone Appetite.
I am an obese, wrinkled, middle aged man with an IQ of 50, but I still mentally classify women as “I would / I wouldn’t” as if any of them would.
This is the pure joy of being male.
This is the pure joy of being male.
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I am an obese, wrinkled, middle aged man with an IQ of 50, but I still mentally classify women as “I would / I wouldn’t” as if any of them would.
This is the pure joy of being male.
This is the pure joy of being male.
I'm a middle aged dude. If YouTube suggest a video of a guy making a primitive house from tree bark and snot...I'm gonna watch it.
Duh.
Duh.
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm a middle aged dude. If YouTube suggest a video of a guy making a primitive house from tree bark and snot...I'm gonna watch it.
Duh.
Duh.
I don’t know why the Navy calls the “latrine” a “head” But I speculate is sucks, so to speak, to be the new seaman on the ship.
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don’t know why the Navy calls the “latrine” a “head” But I speculate is sucks, so to speak, to be the new seaman on the ship.
As I reflect on things, getting the crowd riled up to chant, “The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!” We don’t need no water…” may have been insensitive to the family wrapped in blankets crying as they watched all of their belongings burn to the ground.
However…when will I get the chance again?
However…when will I get the chance again?
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
As I reflect on things, getting the crowd riled up to chant, “The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!” We don’t need no water…” may have been insensitive to the family wrapped in blankets crying as they watched all of their belongings burn to the ground.
However…when will I get the chance again?
However…when will I get the chance again?
In hindsight, I should have researched about yo-yo groupies before I got into yo-yo for the girls.
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
In hindsight, I should have researched about yo-yo groupies before I got into yo-yo for the girls.
is there a setting on this device where I can say “Waze I told you this was a fucking stupid idea“.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
is there a setting on this device where I can say “Waze I told you this was a fucking stupid idea“.
Gigolos should charge by the inch.
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Gigolos should charge by the inch.
I’ve lost two buttons on the cuff of my power blue suit. If you’re at the same conference, look for the hobo. Say hi.
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’ve lost two buttons on the cuff of my power blue suit. If you’re at the same conference, look for the hobo. Say hi.
I’ve lost two buttons on the cuff of my power blue suit. If you’re at the same conference, look for the hobo. Say hi.
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’ve lost two buttons on the cuff of my power blue suit. If you’re at the same conference, look for the hobo. Say hi.
I’ve lost two buttons on the cuff of my power blue suit. If you’re at the same conference, look for the hobo. Say hi.
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’ve lost two buttons on the cuff of my power blue suit. If you’re at the same conference, look for the hobo. Say hi.
