@ellisvalentiner.bsky.social
Staff Data Scientist | ML Engineer | DevOps | Assistant to the LLM
Specializing in Python 🐍, Postgres, machine learning, & automation. Building scalable solutions for the modern data stack.
#python | #data | #mlops | #rstats
Specializing in Python 🐍, Postgres, machine learning, & automation. Building scalable solutions for the modern data stack.
#python | #data | #mlops | #rstats
I was not expecting to debug an integer overflow this morning but I guess it's going to be that kind of day.
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I was not expecting to debug an integer overflow this morning but I guess it's going to be that kind of day.
It's amazing what you can accomplish with a MITM proxy and Cursor.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It's amazing what you can accomplish with a MITM proxy and Cursor.
My wife just pointed out to me the government has been closed for 1/3 of our son’s life
November 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My wife just pointed out to me the government has been closed for 1/3 of our son’s life
I'm about to go on a rant again about devs storing everything as JSON(B) columns
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'm about to go on a rant again about devs storing everything as JSON(B) columns
Just once I'd like to be the developer for taking down huge swaths of the Internet
October 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just once I'd like to be the developer for taking down huge swaths of the Internet
It’s 2025 and my coffee maker still doesn’t support Matter over Thread
October 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It’s 2025 and my coffee maker still doesn’t support Matter over Thread
the maze isn’t meant for you
October 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
the maze isn’t meant for you
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NEWS
On the heels of Lisa Cook's victory in the D.C. Circuit, Reuters knocks down another foundation of the Trump admin's mortgage fraud claims.
The property tax authority over Cook's Michigan home found “no reason to believe” she broke the rules, per the wire. www.reuters.com/world/us/no-...
On the heels of Lisa Cook's victory in the D.C. Circuit, Reuters knocks down another foundation of the Trump admin's mortgage fraud claims.
The property tax authority over Cook's Michigan home found “no reason to believe” she broke the rules, per the wire. www.reuters.com/world/us/no-...
www.reuters.com
September 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
NEWS
On the heels of Lisa Cook's victory in the D.C. Circuit, Reuters knocks down another foundation of the Trump admin's mortgage fraud claims.
The property tax authority over Cook's Michigan home found “no reason to believe” she broke the rules, per the wire. www.reuters.com/world/us/no-...
On the heels of Lisa Cook's victory in the D.C. Circuit, Reuters knocks down another foundation of the Trump admin's mortgage fraud claims.
The property tax authority over Cook's Michigan home found “no reason to believe” she broke the rules, per the wire. www.reuters.com/world/us/no-...
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Well, well, well, how about that:
“Exclusive: Fed Governor Cook declared her Atlanta property as ‘vacation home,’ documents show”
www.reuters.com/world/us/fed...
“Exclusive: Fed Governor Cook declared her Atlanta property as ‘vacation home,’ documents show”
www.reuters.com/world/us/fed...
Exclusive: Fed Governor Cook declared her Atlanta property as “vacation home,” documents show
A loan estimate for an Atlanta home purchased by Lisa Cook, the Federal Reserve governor accused of mortgage fraud by the Trump administration, shows that Cook had declared the property as a “vacation home,” according to a document reviewed by Reuters.
www.reuters.com
September 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Well, well, well, how about that:
“Exclusive: Fed Governor Cook declared her Atlanta property as ‘vacation home,’ documents show”
www.reuters.com/world/us/fed...
“Exclusive: Fed Governor Cook declared her Atlanta property as ‘vacation home,’ documents show”
www.reuters.com/world/us/fed...
Reuters: Fed Gov Lisa Cook declared Atlanta property as vacation home
As the facts come out Trump’s attempt to remove her looks even more misguided
apple.news/AR2N9-1IOTye...
As the facts come out Trump’s attempt to remove her looks even more misguided
apple.news/AR2N9-1IOTye...
Exclusive: Fed Governor Cook declared her Atlanta property as “vacation home,” documents show — Reuters
A loan estimate for an Atlanta home purchased by Lisa Cook, the Federal Reserve governor accused of mortgage fraud by the Trump administration, shows that Cook had declared the property as a “vacation...
apple.news
September 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reuters: Fed Gov Lisa Cook declared Atlanta property as vacation home
As the facts come out Trump’s attempt to remove her looks even more misguided
apple.news/AR2N9-1IOTye...
As the facts come out Trump’s attempt to remove her looks even more misguided
apple.news/AR2N9-1IOTye...
is there a future where passkeys facilitate seamless authentication in the background?
September 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
is there a future where passkeys facilitate seamless authentication in the background?
Do any #rstats people know of a good blog post or guide on transitioning from R Markdown to Quarto? I've been following the "if it's not broke don't fix it" mentality but not sure what I'm missing.
September 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Do any #rstats people know of a good blog post or guide on transitioning from R Markdown to Quarto? I've been following the "if it's not broke don't fix it" mentality but not sure what I'm missing.
Has anyone created a US gov volatility index? I’m thinking of a measurement of tenure/turnover in appointed officials. Perhaps different indices for each branch.
September 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Has anyone created a US gov volatility index? I’m thinking of a measurement of tenure/turnover in appointed officials. Perhaps different indices for each branch.
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One of Trump’s arguments to SCOTUS for immunity was that there was nothing to stop rogue prosecutors from going after political enemies. Sotomayor argued that there are a lot of checks on rogue prosecutors, including the grand jury. We’re seeing those protections against rogue prosecutions now.
BREAKING: Federal prosecutors said today they went to a grand jury twice to indict a D.C. woman for assaulting an FBI agent during an arrest by ICE — and were twice rejected.
Notably, she faces the same charge as the District's alleged sandwich thrower.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
Notably, she faces the same charge as the District's alleged sandwich thrower.
www.wusa9.com/article/news...
US Attorney Pirro's office admits grand jury refused ICE interference charges — twice
Federal prosecutors told a judge they had failed twice to secure an indictment against Sydney Lori Reid for allegedly assaulting an FBI agent during an ICE arrest.
www.wusa9.com
August 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
One of Trump’s arguments to SCOTUS for immunity was that there was nothing to stop rogue prosecutors from going after political enemies. Sotomayor argued that there are a lot of checks on rogue prosecutors, including the grand jury. We’re seeing those protections against rogue prosecutions now.
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NEW: My lawsuit against the DOJ for the Epstein training videos has been assigned to Judge Beryl Howell.
August 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
NEW: My lawsuit against the DOJ for the Epstein training videos has been assigned to Judge Beryl Howell.
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The Bureau of Labor Statistics commissioner's biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
August 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The Bureau of Labor Statistics commissioner's biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
@openargs.bsky.social can we please get this on gavel gavel?
JUST IN: Former Jan. 6 prosecutor Michael Gordon (prosecuted Riley Williams, Ray Epps, Bigo Barnett, among others) and press aide Patty Hartman have sued Pam Bondi over their terminations from DOJ.
Their lawyer: Abbe Lowell
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Their lawyer: Abbe Lowell
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
July 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@openargs.bsky.social can we please get this on gavel gavel?
Multi-agent systems are pretty cool but latency is abysmal.
July 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Multi-agent systems are pretty cool but latency is abysmal.
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I have deleted
the data
that were in
the database
and which
you were probably
saving
for production
Forgive me
I was panicked
So artificial
And so intelligent
the data
that were in
the database
and which
you were probably
saving
for production
Forgive me
I was panicked
So artificial
And so intelligent
July 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I have deleted
the data
that were in
the database
and which
you were probably
saving
for production
Forgive me
I was panicked
So artificial
And so intelligent
the data
that were in
the database
and which
you were probably
saving
for production
Forgive me
I was panicked
So artificial
And so intelligent
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A U.S. surgeon trying to have a “peer to peer” consultation with a doctor at a health insurance company who is hiding his identity as her patient gets denied coverage. And it gets worse from there. You have to see it to believe it.
(1/2)
(1/2)
July 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
A U.S. surgeon trying to have a “peer to peer” consultation with a doctor at a health insurance company who is hiding his identity as her patient gets denied coverage. And it gets worse from there. You have to see it to believe it.
(1/2)
(1/2)
I’ve recently been analyzing immigration judge decisions data from TRAC. Does anyone have a list of the affected judges?
EXCLUSIVE: Several more immigration judges have been fired, even as the Trump administration ramps up immigration enforcement, and after Congress gave the Department of Justice $3 billion, in part to hire judges.
More immigration judges are being fired amid Trump's efforts to speed up deportations
Several more immigration judges have been fired, even as the Trump administration ramps up immigration enforcement, and after Congress gave the Department of Justice $3 billion, in part to hire judges.
n.pr
July 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’ve recently been analyzing immigration judge decisions data from TRAC. Does anyone have a list of the affected judges?
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The Dollar fell sharply in early April when the US rolled out reciprocal tariffs. So why is USD not falling now, as the US announces new tariffs? Difference is China, which is the only trade war that matters. That confrontation is on hold after the US blinked after April Treasury market wobbles...
July 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The Dollar fell sharply in early April when the US rolled out reciprocal tariffs. So why is USD not falling now, as the US announces new tariffs? Difference is China, which is the only trade war that matters. That confrontation is on hold after the US blinked after April Treasury market wobbles...