Remember that time I was just casually living with my arm dislocated and didn’t even know it for an entire month 🥲

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

I feel bad that I’m always the first person here waiting for grocery pick up but like, I just get it on my way home from work, it’s not my fault the timing lined up perfectly. Please don’t hate me, Fred Meyer employees 😬 I appreciate you

that’s right.

I love Kendrick

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

I am in so much pain 😅💀 I truly just want to rip my arm out of its socket because I’m sure that’ll feel better than this

Adding my beloved Target to the boycott list for rolling back on DEI policies. 😪 this one is painful

I was watching Spidey and His Amazing Friends w/ the boys and thought to myself “huh, this theme song kinda reminds me of Fall Out Boy” I looked it up and, turns out, Patrick Stump sings the sound track for it 😂 how cool is that.

It's been a week. The shock part is over; the awe part never happened. Time to be throwing sand into the fascist gears, y'all.

I'm as allright as someone who fundamentally disagrees with almost every aspect of our society can be.

Stay safe, but don't turn a blind eye to what's happening. Now is not the time to stay quiet and let these things continue without consequence. These next four years will be tough but I know we will make it through. We have to. 💕

Earth Explodes
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I will forgive and forget January 6th when I’m dead.

Positivity, kindness, and earnestness are about to be even more punk af.