Ms. Murphy if you're nasty, and you most assuredly are
@ellieafterthought.bsky.social
I'm a Swiss Army Unicorn and a born-again misanthrope. I do all my own stunts.
Made another batch of brown butter cookie bars for a bake-off at work. Was just told there are only crumbs left, which is a good sign.
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Made another batch of brown butter cookie bars for a bake-off at work. Was just told there are only crumbs left, which is a good sign.
I KNOW that at some point, I have said about the Orange Menace, "He'd blow you for a dollar."
I was half-joking. It sounded preposterous! However, if the tale is true, I guess I was right.
I was half-joking. It sounded preposterous! However, if the tale is true, I guess I was right.
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I KNOW that at some point, I have said about the Orange Menace, "He'd blow you for a dollar."
I was half-joking. It sounded preposterous! However, if the tale is true, I guess I was right.
I was half-joking. It sounded preposterous! However, if the tale is true, I guess I was right.
Zoomer coworker: Can I ask you a question?
Me (thinking it's work-related): Sure, what's up?
That question started with the statement, "My grandmother said..."
Me:
Me (thinking it's work-related): Sure, what's up?
That question started with the statement, "My grandmother said..."
Me:
a man in a blue tank top is saying `` well i never '' while holding his chest .
Alt: Richard Simmons, in a blue spangled tank top, is saying,`` well i never '' while "clutching his pearls"
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Zoomer coworker: Can I ask you a question?
Me (thinking it's work-related): Sure, what's up?
That question started with the statement, "My grandmother said..."
Me:
Me (thinking it's work-related): Sure, what's up?
That question started with the statement, "My grandmother said..."
Me:
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There was frost on my windshield this morning. I am not ready for this.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
There was frost on my windshield this morning. I am not ready for this.
@bandlegame.bsky.social in one!
Mild panic when I saw the song was from this year because, yeah...no...
And damn lucky when it was the only song from this year that I could think of!
Mild panic when I saw the song was from this year because, yeah...no...
And damn lucky when it was the only song from this year that I could think of!
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
@bandlegame.bsky.social in one!
Mild panic when I saw the song was from this year because, yeah...no...
And damn lucky when it was the only song from this year that I could think of!
Mild panic when I saw the song was from this year because, yeah...no...
And damn lucky when it was the only song from this year that I could think of!
Tonight, it's Aunty Donna!
you need to stop being such a...
YouTube video by David Björk
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Tonight, it's Aunty Donna!
...Does this mean I'm getting a day off?
Aw, am I going to have to call people?
Aw, am I going to have to call people?
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
...Does this mean I'm getting a day off?
Aw, am I going to have to call people?
Aw, am I going to have to call people?
Good morning.
This one comes with a brief reprieve from leaving the house in darkness.
This one comes with a brief reprieve from leaving the house in darkness.
Roxy Music - Love Is The Drug
YouTube video by RoxyMusicVEVO
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Good morning.
This one comes with a brief reprieve from leaving the house in darkness.
This one comes with a brief reprieve from leaving the house in darkness.
Reposted by Ms. Murphy if you're nasty, and you most assuredly are
It would seem that Trump voters elected a house flipper without a contractor's license instead of President of the United States.
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It would seem that Trump voters elected a house flipper without a contractor's license instead of President of the United States.
Today, I came in as a lumberjack.
It's in the 60s in the city, so here I am, regretting my life choices.
Also, since weaponry in the office is verboten, I carry a can of Axe body spray (which...) and tell folks that "I can't be trusted with sharp objects."
It's in the 60s in the city, so here I am, regretting my life choices.
Also, since weaponry in the office is verboten, I carry a can of Axe body spray (which...) and tell folks that "I can't be trusted with sharp objects."
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Today, I came in as a lumberjack.
It's in the 60s in the city, so here I am, regretting my life choices.
Also, since weaponry in the office is verboten, I carry a can of Axe body spray (which...) and tell folks that "I can't be trusted with sharp objects."
It's in the 60s in the city, so here I am, regretting my life choices.
Also, since weaponry in the office is verboten, I carry a can of Axe body spray (which...) and tell folks that "I can't be trusted with sharp objects."
Your ear...mollusk... for today.
It's mine, anyway.
It's mine, anyway.
Vulfmon & Zachary Barker - Disco Snails (Official Video)
YouTube video by Vulf
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Your ear...mollusk... for today.
It's mine, anyway.
It's mine, anyway.
Brown butter M&M cookie bars. Besides regular and mini M&Ms, I added semi-sweet chips, white chips, and sprinkles. My BFF said that it's because I'm "extra". 🤣
So what if I am!
So what if I am!
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Brown butter M&M cookie bars. Besides regular and mini M&Ms, I added semi-sweet chips, white chips, and sprinkles. My BFF said that it's because I'm "extra". 🤣
So what if I am!
So what if I am!
I'm browning butter for M&M bars I plan on bringing when I crash my cousin's Halloween party later.
I was invited, I just forgot to RSVP.
Now, which costume am I recycling for this?
I was invited, I just forgot to RSVP.
Now, which costume am I recycling for this?
a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down and looking down .
Alt: Tina Belcher from Bob 's Burgers is twerking .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm browning butter for M&M bars I plan on bringing when I crash my cousin's Halloween party later.
I was invited, I just forgot to RSVP.
Now, which costume am I recycling for this?
I was invited, I just forgot to RSVP.
Now, which costume am I recycling for this?
Bailed on work early tonight to catch Miss M's game. Maybe it's the last of the season?
Last year, she had the team record for most yellow cards in a season.
I think we're both weirdly proud of that.
My niece, the enforcer!
Last year, she had the team record for most yellow cards in a season.
I think we're both weirdly proud of that.
My niece, the enforcer!
October 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Bailed on work early tonight to catch Miss M's game. Maybe it's the last of the season?
Last year, she had the team record for most yellow cards in a season.
I think we're both weirdly proud of that.
My niece, the enforcer!
Last year, she had the team record for most yellow cards in a season.
I think we're both weirdly proud of that.
My niece, the enforcer!
I was almost taken out by a low-flying pigeon as I approached the employee entrance at work this morning.
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I was almost taken out by a low-flying pigeon as I approached the employee entrance at work this morning.
"... But it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove"
parade.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"... But it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove"
I finally got to use my degree at work today, and I got rave reviews!
October 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I finally got to use my degree at work today, and I got rave reviews!
Apparently, there were 800 people protesting in my purple-ish hometown yesterday. That doesn't sound like much, but it's encouraging.
I, however, gave in to the cold I had been fighting all week.
I, however, gave in to the cold I had been fighting all week.
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Apparently, there were 800 people protesting in my purple-ish hometown yesterday. That doesn't sound like much, but it's encouraging.
I, however, gave in to the cold I had been fighting all week.
I, however, gave in to the cold I had been fighting all week.
But is it really a family vacation if someone HASN'T said, "Ya know what? Y'all are a bunch of assholes!"
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
But is it really a family vacation if someone HASN'T said, "Ya know what? Y'all are a bunch of assholes!"
You can't call in sick on vacation.
Power nap and power through.
Power nap and power through.
October 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You can't call in sick on vacation.
Power nap and power through.
Power nap and power through.
I was out last Thursday and Friday, and I'm taking off next week,so you can forgive me for being a wee bit checked out this week and wondering what the point of it all is.
October 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I was out last Thursday and Friday, and I'm taking off next week,so you can forgive me for being a wee bit checked out this week and wondering what the point of it all is.
So, I have been crafting playlists as part of the anniversary celebration in my office (six playlists, to be precise).
Last night, I suddenly had the idea to make a list of favorite songs of all of us working there.
Management loved the idea, and we're running with it.
Last night, I suddenly had the idea to make a list of favorite songs of all of us working there.
Management loved the idea, and we're running with it.
October 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
So, I have been crafting playlists as part of the anniversary celebration in my office (six playlists, to be precise).
Last night, I suddenly had the idea to make a list of favorite songs of all of us working there.
Management loved the idea, and we're running with it.
Last night, I suddenly had the idea to make a list of favorite songs of all of us working there.
Management loved the idea, and we're running with it.
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
thehill.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?