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Elise
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i need out of here
yes, the real veterans, they are the fujoshi and the himejoshi. the few. the brave. the damp.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
real veterans shoplifted gunsmith cats from barnes and noble in 2008 while purchasing a glenn beck book for some assholes birthday
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
real veterans have read yoai with panel layouts so bad that you cant tell if its right to left or left to right
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
real veterans know what its like to read all the chapters of Nana and still hold out hope itll get gay.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
had a dream that beef from achewood became a superhero and put mount fuji back together and then everyone yelled at him
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
wife voice: can you not listen to danny brown
me voice: yeah. im stupid.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i want to not be stupid
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
soaked the starch out of my insanely fancy raw jeans and im now wearing them and it is So Unpleasent
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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modular synths. it's the Doepfer Test
What would the Bechdel Test bar be for two trans individuals?

What is the one thing they shouldn't talk about to pass the test and what would the trans version of this be named?
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
NORTH CARLOLINA -[hears speaker] NEW YORK, RAISE UP, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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zohran mamdani
June 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Finally someone tells it like it is
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
had my yearly checkup and my neuroticism has stayed winning. my pussy is perfect, and my next checkup is in a year. thank you science, thank you my insane brain, and thank you everyone who supported me.
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
tomorrow i get to walk into a bank with my bank bag of vital documents and demand to know why the new debit card they sent me has a name on it that hasnt been legal for 8 years.
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Head explodey round from the beginning of GHOST IN THE SHELL my beloved
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
absolutely got to the gym and they were like "ah, yes, a tranny and a male stripper, the bars that way" didnt even make us sign forms. we had that lawsuit in our hands - and yet instead, we worked our asses off. forgot how good exercising feels
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
you know what im gonna say it - the fact that shaving is harder post SRS? its worth it.
October 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
shaving is harder tho.
October 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i adore not wearing compression underwear at all times. the first time i lazily threw on just yoga pants and a t shirt was lifechanging. the every day "having a vagina" is so subtle and so fucking incredible.
October 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
youd think the biggest thing would be my sex life and you would be right, but the second biggest thing is how often i dont gaff/tuck, and thats fully 365 less days than it was last year, and it Absolutely Rocks
October 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
ive had my vagina for a year now, give or take 5 hours, actually, as of this post, per my surgical notes, 365 days, 4 hours, and 12 minutes.

having a vagina is very nice. it was tough for a while and now is kindof very normal.
October 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
oof wow some outfits should not be posted to a network where people will send you messages huh
October 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
im the fuckin cupcake fairy and im on my fuckin smoke break so fuck off
October 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
there is an entire bin of atrociously slutty outfits that the gay bears pick thru when its my turn. i did remove the maid outfit from the bin tho, and hopefully no one notices, because if they do theyll come up with something worse
October 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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my beautiful daughter Phaedra Epipen
October 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM