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Eli LaChance @ nocturne-media.com
@elilachance.bsky.social
Owner of nocturne-media.com, horror writer, unripe corpse
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I really really like this book.

And Mötorhead.
Anything but Regular Default - A Review of SHITSHOW by Chris Panatier
A review of Chris Panatier's new novel Shitshow from Sobelo books
www.nocturne-books.com
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So moved and enraged by the replies to this and was thinking... maybe we should collect them and send them to Chuck Schumer and the rest of the Senate cowards.

Form here, won't collect emails unless you provide them.

forms.gle/YnhsgtKTWD9A...
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I went to college for something I didn't really care for hoping I'd be middle class and afford healthcare because when I was 22 I fell off a bicycle and woke up 90,000 in debt pre ACA.

I am livid that I'm now in my 30s and we're on the precipice of throwing the ACA out.

Fuck the senate.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Nothing more heartbreaking than someone you love passing AI slop off as original work despite your pleading with them not to. Worse, they'll lie about it.

This is a dark time, man.
October 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I keep getting ads for different dinosaur board games on Kickstarter. I can't help but feel that demand is from adults looking for reasons to play with dinosaur toys.

You don't need a reason to play with dinosaur toys. Buy that stegosaurus. It's fine. We're all ending up just like them anyway.
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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This Supreme Court is not a court, it’s a rubber stamp for Trump. An autopen even.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court greenlights Trump's "pocket rescission" of $4 billion in foreign aid appropriated by Congress.

Kagan, joined by Sotomayor and Jackson, has a sharp dissent. She says this "result conflicts with the separation of powers." www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
September 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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shit ain’t over til it’s over
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
In no uncertain terms, Jack Kirby would have been disgusted by this.
Leaked panels from Marvel and DC's upcoming Captain America / Wonder Woman crossover

Spoiler alert, I guess

I am truly aghast

(I'm told the scene ends with Hitler killing himself while Cap and Diana bicker about their [NONEXISTENT!!!] "No-Kill Rules," but I haven't seen those panels)
September 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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condemnations of political violence are well taken but it does feel as if some
prominent political commentators are of the view that violence isn’t a part of the history of American politics and that is very much not true.
September 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I just saw a studio paid ad of a fake influencer saying this new movie had "cult classic potential."

I have no idea how to interpret or interact with this fake ass world.
September 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Every time you use ChatGPT or something like it, you’re helping to train an algorithm that is actually being developed to do things like this
What a cursed sentence (gift link)

“The A.I. companies selected to oversee the program would have a strong financial incentive to deny claims. Medicare plans to pay them a share of the savings generated from rejections.”
Medicare Will Require Prior Approval for Certain Procedures
www.nytimes.com
August 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
drive to work music
August 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Holy Shit
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August 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Something called AI film just followed me. Anyway, my block list just got a little larger. Fuck AI bullshit.
August 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Thanks Gabino! A great bunch of San Diego writers has an anthology dropping today, with benefits going to LA wildfire victims: www.mystgalaxy.com/book/9781955...
August 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Grateful to you, Gabino!
Still working to get the word out about AMERICA'S MOST GOTHIC: HAUNTED HISTORY STRANGER THAN FICTION!
I'm really proud of what Andrea & I have put together here, examining ghosts + Gothic lit.
Pre-orders are such a huge help! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/781356...
America’s Most Gothic by Leanna Renee Hieber, Andrea Janes: 9780806543741 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
From the Bram Stoker nominated author team who penned A Haunted History of Invisible Women, the first book of its kind to investigate gothic tropes that define American lore. Here is the hidden, dark ...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
August 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Thank you, Gabino!

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August 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Books never hurt like this.
August 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
August 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
1000 followers. Account in good standing. Post up for 3 hours. 0 views.

What the fuck is the point of Instagram or Meta platforms? Jesus fucking christ.
August 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
almost 1000 followers and zero viewers on a post after a halfhour on Instagram. Is that normal? Am I shadowbanned?
August 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I really really like this book.

And Mötorhead.
Anything but Regular Default - A Review of SHITSHOW by Chris Panatier
A review of Chris Panatier's new novel Shitshow from Sobelo books
www.nocturne-books.com
August 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Morning music. DESIRE - Games People Play
August 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Bluesky is customizable enough that Porn can exist and you'll have minimal interactions with it. I haven't seen any explicit material since subscribing to lists and muting porn tags. Not once.

If you let them ban porn, then you'll let them label YOU as porn.
HEY
Do you want to save PORN from being kicked off this platform??
Go tell them your grievances then!

Bluesky is built off the backs of queers, furries, POC, and sex workers alike
WE were the first to join the site back when it was invite only, and WE should have a say in whether we belong!
the usual vagueness is present here that is usually a bad sign to come for adult content.

bluesky is taking feedback on the guidelines at this link below. Let them know these are not satisfactory

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

points that need addressing are: [cont]
August 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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In a decision that will widely impact small newspapers, the Associated Press announced it will discontinue its longtime weekly book reviews beginning September 1.
AP to Slash Weekly Book Reviews
In a decision that will widely impact small newspapers, the Associated Press announced it will discontinue its longtime weekly book reviews beginning September 1.
buff.ly
August 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM