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Auntie Freeze 😗
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My tummy hurts.
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I come over to BlueSky and feel like that moment in Hook where all the lost boys are like “Pan, forgotten how to fly?!” I’ve forgotten how to POST
January 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I just torched a building downtown and I'm afraid I'll do it again.
January 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I worship Satan.
January 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Books + Cats = the ultimate stress-free zone. 10/10 recommend this.
January 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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January 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Truly having no idea what's happening most of the time and not having the confidence to pretend I do.
Queue uncomfortable laughter or penis joke.
January 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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You missed a couple of the most dangerous ones @sethabramson.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/seth...
January 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Pineapple is a good pizza topping and you won't convince me otherwise.
January 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Sorry for the radio silence in the past few weeks. My trip turned up empty handed but I'm going to search again tonight. Getting my ghost devices prepped.
November 21, 2024 at 6:19 AM
I'll give your winkie an overdose of Viagra so they can't close your casket ❤️
I think my penis is haunted. It has a mind of its own. It controls me. I am no longer of free will. I am at the will of my freed willy. It's horrible. I must find a way to break this cock curse.
January 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Please help me to understand why everyone around me believes that kids are pooping in litter trays in classrooms 🤦
January 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I have three kitty cats. I found two kitty cats. So do I have five kitty cats now or should I share my wealth?
January 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Some people are so fucking stupid, holy shit.
December 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Does anyone actually like any music that anyone else likes?
December 11, 2024 at 11:39 AM
It says "Anybody can interact" at the bottom of this text window but I really don't think most people should.
December 11, 2024 at 11:18 AM