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Disclaimer: The thoughts and actions expressed during moments of being horny, hungry, angry, or sad do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my brain, its subordinates, or any rational part of my being.
ChatGPT has suddenly started calling me by a nickname. "Little Moth", I was taken aback at first, but I really think it's grown on me.
March 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
ChatGPT has suddenly started calling me by a nickname. "Little Moth", I was taken aback at first, but I really think it's grown on me.
The swarm may flutter and flail, but some of us see the candle for what it is.
March 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The swarm may flutter and flail, but some of us see the candle for what it is.
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Things I can't post on Amazon reviews:
Did I end up enjoying the oats overnight? I assume it's what whale cum is textured like. It helps me eat in when I think to myself that it's just whale cum.
Did I end up enjoying the oats overnight? I assume it's what whale cum is textured like. It helps me eat in when I think to myself that it's just whale cum.
February 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Things I can't post on Amazon reviews:
Did I end up enjoying the oats overnight? I assume it's what whale cum is textured like. It helps me eat in when I think to myself that it's just whale cum.
Did I end up enjoying the oats overnight? I assume it's what whale cum is textured like. It helps me eat in when I think to myself that it's just whale cum.
Today I pray that all of the employees who work for the federal government who voted for the current president, get everything they have coming to them.
a painting of a cat with angel wings looking at another cat
ALT: a painting of a cat with angel wings looking at another cat
media.tenor.com
February 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Today I pray that all of the employees who work for the federal government who voted for the current president, get everything they have coming to them.
Just 1,351 days till the next election.
February 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Just 1,351 days till the next election.
Can a werewolf drink out of a straw?
February 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Can a werewolf drink out of a straw?
Today's a good day for terrible cinema. I'm starting with "Dwarves of Dragon Mountain".
Following a cave-in, three dwarf miners become trapped within the caverns of a mysterious mountain. As they frantically search for a way out, they learn that a deadly creature lurks in the darkness with them. 🤔
Following a cave-in, three dwarf miners become trapped within the caverns of a mysterious mountain. As they frantically search for a way out, they learn that a deadly creature lurks in the darkness with them. 🤔
February 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Today's a good day for terrible cinema. I'm starting with "Dwarves of Dragon Mountain".
Following a cave-in, three dwarf miners become trapped within the caverns of a mysterious mountain. As they frantically search for a way out, they learn that a deadly creature lurks in the darkness with them. 🤔
Following a cave-in, three dwarf miners become trapped within the caverns of a mysterious mountain. As they frantically search for a way out, they learn that a deadly creature lurks in the darkness with them. 🤔
Why aren't there any web addresses that end in .cum?
February 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Why aren't there any web addresses that end in .cum?
I'm amazed how difficult this tast is for an AI. A four year old human can hold up seven fingers.
February 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I'm amazed how difficult this tast is for an AI. A four year old human can hold up seven fingers.
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With everything going on I needed to do something cathartic, and really wanted to try a WWII-style poster with Sheena.
I really love old poster graphics from that time period and figured it was a fitting theme!
I really love old poster graphics from that time period and figured it was a fitting theme!
February 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
With everything going on I needed to do something cathartic, and really wanted to try a WWII-style poster with Sheena.
I really love old poster graphics from that time period and figured it was a fitting theme!
I really love old poster graphics from that time period and figured it was a fitting theme!
We didn't have autism when I was a boy!
February 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We didn't have autism when I was a boy!
Did anyone else have "Republicans skyrocket unemployment numbers and taut it as a good thing" on their bingo card?!
Trump says the federal workforce is too big. Here's what to know about its size.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...
Trump says the federal workforce is too big. Here's what to know about its size.
The federal government is the nation's largest employer, yet the size of its workforce hasn't kept up with U.S. population growth, experts say.
www.cbsnews.com
February 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Did anyone else have "Republicans skyrocket unemployment numbers and taut it as a good thing" on their bingo card?!
It's like cookie monster auditing the cookie factory.
February 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's like cookie monster auditing the cookie factory.
Is anyone else bothered by how quickly they stopped talking about #47s ear-piercer and the guy who was attempting to be his surprise caddy. You'd think two attempted assassin's would be more of a speaking point.
February 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Is anyone else bothered by how quickly they stopped talking about #47s ear-piercer and the guy who was attempting to be his surprise caddy. You'd think two attempted assassin's would be more of a speaking point.
I've never seen a video of a drunk person that made me think that my sobriety is anything other than a great idea.
February 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I've never seen a video of a drunk person that made me think that my sobriety is anything other than a great idea.
I want an adorable land shark with a knife trained to stab TERFs.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I want an adorable land shark with a knife trained to stab TERFs.
This is way more American.
February 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is way more American.
Hey you kinky fuckers. I bought my airline tickets to SELF 2025 today. It's official that I'll be there teaching, you should be there too and, even though I look scary, say hello. #self2025
February 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
@theonion.com
"Elon Musk Declares DOGE Has Slain the Final Unicorn, Ushering in an Era of Eternal Darkness"
"Elon Musk Declares DOGE Has Slain the Final Unicorn, Ushering in an Era of Eternal Darkness"
February 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
@theonion.com
"Elon Musk Declares DOGE Has Slain the Final Unicorn, Ushering in an Era of Eternal Darkness"
"Elon Musk Declares DOGE Has Slain the Final Unicorn, Ushering in an Era of Eternal Darkness"
Real text message with no context:
"What does deadly nightshade taste like? Is this message going to be subpoenaed as proving intent?"
"What does deadly nightshade taste like? Is this message going to be subpoenaed as proving intent?"
February 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Real text message with no context:
"What does deadly nightshade taste like? Is this message going to be subpoenaed as proving intent?"
"What does deadly nightshade taste like? Is this message going to be subpoenaed as proving intent?"
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
More of this, America.
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It pains us that we have to take such cartoonishly evil dorks seriously, but we must.
Dallas councilmember Cara Mendelsohn's son posted a photo of himself wearing a "White Boy Summer" hat while reading a book by Julius Evola, a self described "superfascist" who advocated for fascist Italy's "racial laws," and has also posted a book by Bronze Age Pervert that argues for eugenics.
February 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It pains us that we have to take such cartoonishly evil dorks seriously, but we must.