@eldest.bsky.social
The swarm may flutter and flail, but some of us see the candle for what it is.
March 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The swarm may flutter and flail, but some of us see the candle for what it is.
Things I can't post on Amazon reviews:
Did I end up enjoying the oats overnight? I assume it's what whale cum is textured like. It helps me eat in when I think to myself that it's just whale cum.
Did I end up enjoying the oats overnight? I assume it's what whale cum is textured like. It helps me eat in when I think to myself that it's just whale cum.
February 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Things I can't post on Amazon reviews:
Did I end up enjoying the oats overnight? I assume it's what whale cum is textured like. It helps me eat in when I think to myself that it's just whale cum.
Did I end up enjoying the oats overnight? I assume it's what whale cum is textured like. It helps me eat in when I think to myself that it's just whale cum.
I'm amazed how difficult this tast is for an AI. A four year old human can hold up seven fingers.
February 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I'm amazed how difficult this tast is for an AI. A four year old human can hold up seven fingers.
We didn't have autism when I was a boy!
February 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We didn't have autism when I was a boy!
It's like cookie monster auditing the cookie factory.
February 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's like cookie monster auditing the cookie factory.
I want an adorable land shark with a knife trained to stab TERFs.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I want an adorable land shark with a knife trained to stab TERFs.
This is way more American.
February 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is way more American.
@theonion.com
"Elon Musk Declares DOGE Has Slain the Final Unicorn, Ushering in an Era of Eternal Darkness"
"Elon Musk Declares DOGE Has Slain the Final Unicorn, Ushering in an Era of Eternal Darkness"
February 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
@theonion.com
"Elon Musk Declares DOGE Has Slain the Final Unicorn, Ushering in an Era of Eternal Darkness"
"Elon Musk Declares DOGE Has Slain the Final Unicorn, Ushering in an Era of Eternal Darkness"
Well, that's definitely a clickbait scam.
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Well, that's definitely a clickbait scam.
Hey you kinky fuckers. I bought my airline tickets to SELF 2025 today. It's official that I'll be there teaching, you should be there too and, even though I look scary, say hello. #self2025
February 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey you kinky fuckers. I bought my airline tickets to SELF 2025 today. It's official that I'll be there teaching, you should be there too and, even though I look scary, say hello. #self2025
The Rowdy Ruff Boys are my favorite.
February 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The Rowdy Ruff Boys are my favorite.
I've got a great tip on how to tell the world that you've got $100,000 of expendable income and that you've never had a consensual sexual relationship.
February 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I've got a great tip on how to tell the world that you've got $100,000 of expendable income and that you've never had a consensual sexual relationship.
Arby's are the masters of false advertising. I wouldn't pay $4 for this $13 sandwich I got.
January 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Arby's are the masters of false advertising. I wouldn't pay $4 for this $13 sandwich I got.
Peter Pan wouldn't work in 2025. He says all you need to fly is fairy dust.. awesome!
..and a happy thought. Oh, well, that's not gonna be possible.. thanks anyway. 🫤
..and a happy thought. Oh, well, that's not gonna be possible.. thanks anyway. 🫤
January 24, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Peter Pan wouldn't work in 2025. He says all you need to fly is fairy dust.. awesome!
..and a happy thought. Oh, well, that's not gonna be possible.. thanks anyway. 🫤
..and a happy thought. Oh, well, that's not gonna be possible.. thanks anyway. 🫤
The paradox of hate.
January 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The paradox of hate.