eldest.bsky.social
@eldest.bsky.social
April 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The swarm may flutter and flail, but some of us see the candle for what it is.
March 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Things I can't post on Amazon reviews:
Did I end up enjoying the oats overnight? I assume it's what whale cum is textured like. It helps me eat in when I think to myself that it's just whale cum.
February 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'm amazed how difficult this tast is for an AI. A four year old human can hold up seven fingers.
February 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
We didn't have autism when I was a boy!
February 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
February 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It's like cookie monster auditing the cookie factory.
February 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I want an adorable land shark with a knife trained to stab TERFs.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This is way more American.
February 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@theonion.com
"Elon Musk Declares DOGE Has Slain the Final Unicorn, Ushering in an Era of Eternal Darkness"
February 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Well, that's definitely a clickbait scam.
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hey you kinky fuckers. I bought my airline tickets to SELF 2025 today. It's official that I'll be there teaching, you should be there too and, even though I look scary, say hello. #self2025
February 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The Rowdy Ruff Boys are my favorite.
February 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I've got a great tip on how to tell the world that you've got $100,000 of expendable income and that you've never had a consensual sexual relationship.
February 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Arby's are the masters of false advertising. I wouldn't pay $4 for this $13 sandwich I got.
January 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Peter Pan wouldn't work in 2025. He says all you need to fly is fairy dust.. awesome!

..and a happy thought. Oh, well, that's not gonna be possible.. thanks anyway. 🫤
January 24, 2025 at 10:05 AM
All the liberal people who bought a #Tesla because it's good for the environment. You fucked up. I saw that he was a pig from the moment I first laid eyes on him. He truly is my least favorite African American.
Fuck #ElonMusk.
January 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The paradox of hate.
January 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM