A vampire's Pet 🐶
@eldercros.bsky.social
Daz🩸26🐾he🏳️⚧️ 🔞MDNI age in bio or blocked🪦🕊️ my physician says I'm a well caffeinated individual. Writing comms: OPEN! 🍉 AO3: eldercros
Every day I am reminded that I'm just a dog
January 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Every day I am reminded that I'm just a dog
It's only ok if you show awful posts to me privately and we talk shit about the poster in question. So that I can be evil
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
It's only ok if you show awful posts to me privately and we talk shit about the poster in question. So that I can be evil
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January 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Hello… I’m trying to rebuild my following here after leaving my toxic ex-workplace… here’s my card. 🤲
January 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Hello… I’m trying to rebuild my following here after leaving my toxic ex-workplace… here’s my card. 🤲
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January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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i do think eddie comes home from band practice to find steve and wayne on the couch wearing sheet masks and watching the game with a few beers while talking mad shit about anyone within a ten mile radius actually
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
i do think eddie comes home from band practice to find steve and wayne on the couch wearing sheet masks and watching the game with a few beers while talking mad shit about anyone within a ten mile radius actually
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This. Fuck, this so often
![Tumblr post: [guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jhbsgfgcf354i7d5d3go2xdq/bafkreidk2xmbnpoes7nrzv5thdczabaqnnqtx5mmzjalhtv3bjqp4whsiy@jpeg)
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
This. Fuck, this so often
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Dad helps his kid with their first orgasm after learning they never had one. Dad fondling and fucking kid after they get their first BF to make sure they go in with high expectations that surely won't be met and so they'll leave their BF and go back to him. I can go on.
August 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Dad helps his kid with their first orgasm after learning they never had one. Dad fondling and fucking kid after they get their first BF to make sure they go in with high expectations that surely won't be met and so they'll leave their BF and go back to him. I can go on.
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I think its fucking crazy that Grok is actively generating deepfakes and csam as we speak but if I want to commission a nsfw painting of two fictional characters and pay it through paypal I could get myself and the artist banned from the site. Like honestly, fuck all of this.
January 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I think its fucking crazy that Grok is actively generating deepfakes and csam as we speak but if I want to commission a nsfw painting of two fictional characters and pay it through paypal I could get myself and the artist banned from the site. Like honestly, fuck all of this.
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January 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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its a bit of a relief to see other artists feel the same about how US artist alley has become more ""hustle culture"" with a focus on making marketable goods with ok enough art, and less ""check out this mental illness"" with 200 doujinshi pages of the best sucking and fucking you can ever imagine
January 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
its a bit of a relief to see other artists feel the same about how US artist alley has become more ""hustle culture"" with a focus on making marketable goods with ok enough art, and less ""check out this mental illness"" with 200 doujinshi pages of the best sucking and fucking you can ever imagine
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(In this universe, alphas are more babygirl-coded and get chosen to attend omega heats. Muzzles are the first gift an alpha gets when they present and are usually mounted or placed on a trophy shelf when an omega decides their alpha doesn’t need it anymore. Maintained muzzles mean good alphas.)
January 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
(In this universe, alphas are more babygirl-coded and get chosen to attend omega heats. Muzzles are the first gift an alpha gets when they present and are usually mounted or placed on a trophy shelf when an omega decides their alpha doesn’t need it anymore. Maintained muzzles mean good alphas.)
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#steddie #omegaverse
Eddie loves his muzzle.
Loves how close he can get to Steve’s throat with the short cage without triggering the omega’s flinch reflex. Loves how the clicky metal clasps have Pavloved Steve into slicking his shorts faster than his preheat allows
But mostly, he loves that his-
Eddie loves his muzzle.
Loves how close he can get to Steve’s throat with the short cage without triggering the omega’s flinch reflex. Loves how the clicky metal clasps have Pavloved Steve into slicking his shorts faster than his preheat allows
But mostly, he loves that his-
January 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
#steddie #omegaverse
Eddie loves his muzzle.
Loves how close he can get to Steve’s throat with the short cage without triggering the omega’s flinch reflex. Loves how the clicky metal clasps have Pavloved Steve into slicking his shorts faster than his preheat allows
But mostly, he loves that his-
Eddie loves his muzzle.
Loves how close he can get to Steve’s throat with the short cage without triggering the omega’s flinch reflex. Loves how the clicky metal clasps have Pavloved Steve into slicking his shorts faster than his preheat allows
But mostly, he loves that his-
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I really don't think most straight people can even grasp the sea-change this represents. Or even gay people under 30.
The thought that a show like this, could be watched by straight people, who celebrate it instead of condemning it or going "eew! gross!" every 5 minutes is mind-blowing. Amazing.
The thought that a show like this, could be watched by straight people, who celebrate it instead of condemning it or going "eew! gross!" every 5 minutes is mind-blowing. Amazing.
January 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I really don't think most straight people can even grasp the sea-change this represents. Or even gay people under 30.
The thought that a show like this, could be watched by straight people, who celebrate it instead of condemning it or going "eew! gross!" every 5 minutes is mind-blowing. Amazing.
The thought that a show like this, could be watched by straight people, who celebrate it instead of condemning it or going "eew! gross!" every 5 minutes is mind-blowing. Amazing.
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“who do you picture yourself as in the ship?” oh neither of them, i’m in the cuck chair
January 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
“who do you picture yourself as in the ship?” oh neither of them, i’m in the cuck chair
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🔥 happy year of the horse 🔥
January 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
🔥 happy year of the horse 🔥
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the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
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Somewhere in the space void is a pair of Steve's pink frilly bikini cut panties that Eddie had pulled off with his teeth in the back of the beemer. They have a tiny satin bow on the front
#strangerthings #st5 #steddie
#strangerthings #st5 #steddie
January 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Somewhere in the space void is a pair of Steve's pink frilly bikini cut panties that Eddie had pulled off with his teeth in the back of the beemer. They have a tiny satin bow on the front
#strangerthings #st5 #steddie
#strangerthings #st5 #steddie
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I will never get over how hot Hop was in season 3 and neither did Eddie 💖 do I think Steve can grow a stache that full and beautiful? No, but I’m certain it’s enough to get Eddie’s motor going
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I will never get over how hot Hop was in season 3 and neither did Eddie 💖 do I think Steve can grow a stache that full and beautiful? No, but I’m certain it’s enough to get Eddie’s motor going
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“You’re growing a Selleck ‘stache for MUNSON?? Is that what this is?!”
While Steve neither confirms nor denies, he does look a little guilty the next time she sees him with a HUGE hickey and Eddie standing behind him with his big old moo-moo baby cow eyes full of love.
While Steve neither confirms nor denies, he does look a little guilty the next time she sees him with a HUGE hickey and Eddie standing behind him with his big old moo-moo baby cow eyes full of love.
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
“You’re growing a Selleck ‘stache for MUNSON?? Is that what this is?!”
While Steve neither confirms nor denies, he does look a little guilty the next time she sees him with a HUGE hickey and Eddie standing behind him with his big old moo-moo baby cow eyes full of love.
While Steve neither confirms nor denies, he does look a little guilty the next time she sees him with a HUGE hickey and Eddie standing behind him with his big old moo-moo baby cow eyes full of love.
