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Gorgie Rules. 🇱🇻 Salt and Sauce. Nazi punks fuck off.
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quickly swapping my “FBI: Federal Booty Inspector” hat for my “FBI: Federal Booby Inspector” hat before meeting with my conservative in-laws
April 14, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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Godzilla victory dance from Invasion of Astro-Monster…
August 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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thinking about this gym advert that really could’ve used a single Scottish person reading it first
July 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Your enemies do not arrive in small boats, but in private jets
June 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Meerkat hugs a water sausage. Everybody has a great time.
June 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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The Trump administration’s worldview in a nutshell: If you’re white, you’re all right. If you’re brown, get out of town.
April 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Had a conversation with my sister and discovered a new unit of measurement
April 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 if you've got your tickets for Frankly The Smiths on Saturday? Don't 𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒄 you can still grab tickets via Ticketsource.

Tickets: www.ticketsource.co.uk/macarts/fran...
April 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Has anybody actually stepped foot in a high street WH Smiths in the last five years? They're ghost towns. No staff. Last year's calendars littering the aisles. Flickering fluorescents. Peeling carpet. The vibe is you go in there and press x to loot scrap to craft molotov cocktails in Last Of Us 2
March 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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😂🤣😂
March 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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There’s a great interview with Nick Park about Wallace And Gromit in last month’s Empire, and this bit in particular stood out. It sums up what artists have been trying to say about AI. The mistakes and the learning aren’t things to be bypassed, but a vital part of the process 🤟
March 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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i have a few rockets
March 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Death Stranding 2: On the Beach launches June 26

Watch the new trailer from Hideo Kojima, get your first look at the Collector's Edition, pre-order details and more play.st/4idobXB
March 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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a schoolteacher emailed me saying their students had written a song about BLTs and asked if i could rotate one for them. i guess you all get the secondary benefit of seeing it too
March 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Donald Trump's state visit to Scotland must be met with protest.

The UK faces an urgent choice. Either we stand reunited with democratic Europe, or we assist Trump in ushering in a new era where international law is replaced by the whim of tyrants and their billionaire backers.
February 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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The check engine light came on in my car last night and it led me to a realization. If you are poor the wolf is always at the door. If you are middle class the wolf is always across the street. If you are rich odds are you are the wolf.
February 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Saw this video, thought it was a nice way to start the day
February 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Five years ago. Fuck.
RIP Andrew Weatherall: A sonic revolutionary and free spirit
Andrew Weatherall is a dance music legend who was uncompromising until the end
mixmag.net
February 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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A message from Scotland to JD Vance and his couch
February 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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‘Hip-hop was like dog years. You’d be over by your third album’: De La Soul on grief, Gorillaz and never giving up
‘Hip-hop was like dog years. You’d be over by your third album’: De La Soul on grief, Gorillaz and never giving up
Two years after the death of Trugoy, the remaining duo are still feeling raw. They relive the daisy age they built together – and explain how their late bandmate inspires them
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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In truth, Rosé wine wouldn't be my first choice at the best of times...
February 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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I shared this in my work social chat once and someone was like 'woah! no way' and I didn't know what to do next
February 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM