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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
I feel like this won't have aged well when the Trump version of the Hunger Games kicks off.
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I feel like this won't have aged well when the Trump version of the Hunger Games kicks off.
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Barry Bonds Reveals Asterisk Has Spread Throughout Body
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Barry Bonds Reveals Asterisk Has Spread Throughout Body
Once again, satire is dead. I genuinely can't tell if this is a quote or not.
Kristi Noem: ‘Antifa Is A Highly Sophisticated Islamic Proto-State That Controlled Territory In Iraq And Syria From 2013-2019’
October 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Once again, satire is dead. I genuinely can't tell if this is a quote or not.
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
trib.al
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
The farther I get from it, the more I realize how much damage that "deplorables" comment did
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The farther I get from it, the more I realize how much damage that "deplorables" comment did
Just realized my phone no longer thinks I'm in Mississippi.
August 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just realized my phone no longer thinks I'm in Mississippi.
See, if Kash Patel had been smart, he would have let the 8647 thing slide.
But now, the left just got their version of "Lets Go Brandon".
I mean, both are dumb and lack any productive gains, but a bunch of small businesses are about to make bank selling merch.
But now, the left just got their version of "Lets Go Brandon".
I mean, both are dumb and lack any productive gains, but a bunch of small businesses are about to make bank selling merch.
May 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
See, if Kash Patel had been smart, he would have let the 8647 thing slide.
But now, the left just got their version of "Lets Go Brandon".
I mean, both are dumb and lack any productive gains, but a bunch of small businesses are about to make bank selling merch.
But now, the left just got their version of "Lets Go Brandon".
I mean, both are dumb and lack any productive gains, but a bunch of small businesses are about to make bank selling merch.
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President Trump is pulling federal funding from PBS. He can’t have a smart, curious, and inspired populace and also get away with his infernal bullshit. His agenda is to destroy American democracy and, in the process, loot all of our resources that he covets. open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
May 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
President Trump is pulling federal funding from PBS. He can’t have a smart, curious, and inspired populace and also get away with his infernal bullshit. His agenda is to destroy American democracy and, in the process, loot all of our resources that he covets. open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
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Few lawyers are willing to speak publicly about President Trump’s actions against law firms. Fear is rippling through Washington. But, despite being a target, Marc Elias is still talking. Scott Pelley sits down with him tonight on 60 Minutes.
May 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Few lawyers are willing to speak publicly about President Trump’s actions against law firms. Fear is rippling through Washington. But, despite being a target, Marc Elias is still talking. Scott Pelley sits down with him tonight on 60 Minutes.
Oh mah damn.
We hadn’t won World War II by May 8th. I know because my family and I were still in an internment camp in Tule Lake, California.
May 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oh mah damn.
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Colleagues, the autism registry doesn’t exist without our participation
Repeat after me: fuck you, make me
If you care about Autistic people
“Fuck you, make me.”
Repeat after me: fuck you, make me
If you care about Autistic people
“Fuck you, make me.”
April 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Colleagues, the autism registry doesn’t exist without our participation
Repeat after me: fuck you, make me
If you care about Autistic people
“Fuck you, make me.”
Repeat after me: fuck you, make me
If you care about Autistic people
“Fuck you, make me.”
@andyhmurray.bsky.social
Please do a video on all the WM gear!
Please do a video on all the WM gear!
April 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
@andyhmurray.bsky.social
Please do a video on all the WM gear!
Please do a video on all the WM gear!
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They’ll pressure a NATO ally to release a sex trafficker and racketeer but they won’t pressure a tiny dictatorship to return a man it’s holding on our behalf, who they admit they sent there by accident
April 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
They’ll pressure a NATO ally to release a sex trafficker and racketeer but they won’t pressure a tiny dictatorship to return a man it’s holding on our behalf, who they admit they sent there by accident
How funny would it be if this fucking idiot doing illegal things is what ultimately brings Trump down in a few years?
Surprise, surprise.
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April 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
How funny would it be if this fucking idiot doing illegal things is what ultimately brings Trump down in a few years?
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And there it is. Senator Cory Booker makes history-- the longest standing filibuster in US history at 24 hours 19 minutes and counting.
Good trouble.
Good trouble.
April 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
And there it is. Senator Cory Booker makes history-- the longest standing filibuster in US history at 24 hours 19 minutes and counting.
Good trouble.
Good trouble.
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The “methods for doing so” are (1) getting two thirds of Congress and three fourths of the states to repeal the 22nd Amendment and (2) declaring himself king.
That’s it.
Stop treating this despotic bullshit as if it’s some worthwhile thought experiment we have to consider as legitimate.
That’s it.
Stop treating this despotic bullshit as if it’s some worthwhile thought experiment we have to consider as legitimate.
President Trump did not rule out the possibility of seeking a third term in the White House, which is prohibited by the Constitution under the 22nd Amendment, saying in an exclusive interview with NBC News that there were methods for doing so and clarifying that he was “not joking.”
Trump won’t rule out seeking a third term in the White House, tells NBC News ‘there are methods’ for doing so
President Donald Trump said in a Sunday-morning phone call that he was “not joking” about a third term, adding that “it is far too early to think about it.”
nbcnews.to
March 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The “methods for doing so” are (1) getting two thirds of Congress and three fourths of the states to repeal the 22nd Amendment and (2) declaring himself king.
That’s it.
Stop treating this despotic bullshit as if it’s some worthwhile thought experiment we have to consider as legitimate.
That’s it.
Stop treating this despotic bullshit as if it’s some worthwhile thought experiment we have to consider as legitimate.
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You think it’s an accident Tesla sales are down almost 80% in Germany? They know what his salute meant.
March 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You think it’s an accident Tesla sales are down almost 80% in Germany? They know what his salute meant.
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No offense to all the grandmas gone wild out there
March 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
No offense to all the grandmas gone wild out there