my therapist said this to me and it hit me like a brick "you can't go around hitting people with bricks"
August 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
my therapist said this to me and it hit me like a brick "you can't go around hitting people with bricks"
Nothing like losing $250 in cash 🙃🙃🙃🙃
May 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Nothing like losing $250 in cash 🙃🙃🙃🙃
If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and convince Trump's mother to get an abortion. Let her know he is not worth pushing through the birth canal
March 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and convince Trump's mother to get an abortion. Let her know he is not worth pushing through the birth canal
White people want to say the N word more than they want to say the word "racism" lol
March 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
White people want to say the N word more than they want to say the word "racism" lol
There's something so lovely about Japanese curry and rice
March 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
There's something so lovely about Japanese curry and rice
Having a Republican partner in this day and age is a form of self-hatred, I'm convinced
March 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Having a Republican partner in this day and age is a form of self-hatred, I'm convinced
We don't call people "wack lugnuts" often enough
March 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
We don't call people "wack lugnuts" often enough
The worm in RFK Jr's head:
March 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The worm in RFK Jr's head:
I am marrying the first individual who brings me a giant waffle in the morning, unprompted
March 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I am marrying the first individual who brings me a giant waffle in the morning, unprompted
Finding out Trump's sassiness/ pettiness comes from the fact that he was directly influenced by a constantly scheming, basically evil, twink lawyer with a thirst for power make things make sooooooooo much more sense now.
March 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Finding out Trump's sassiness/ pettiness comes from the fact that he was directly influenced by a constantly scheming, basically evil, twink lawyer with a thirst for power make things make sooooooooo much more sense now.
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Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
theonion.com/wealthy...
theonion.com/wealthy...
March 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
theonion.com/wealthy...
theonion.com/wealthy...
As a woman, be a menace first. Ask questions later or never.
March 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
As a woman, be a menace first. Ask questions later or never.
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You can lead a man to knowledge, but you cannot make him think 💀
March 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You can lead a man to knowledge, but you cannot make him think 💀
made myself a sandwich and it was MID, I'm so fucking devastated right now, man
February 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
made myself a sandwich and it was MID, I'm so fucking devastated right now, man
I lost so much weight, I went from a C cup, to a B cup. How do I gain my boobs back
February 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I lost so much weight, I went from a C cup, to a B cup. How do I gain my boobs back
Trans people have always, and will always, be people I admire, respect, and am happy to befriend and associate with.
Trans people are not your enemies.
Trans people are not your enemies.
February 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Trans people have always, and will always, be people I admire, respect, and am happy to befriend and associate with.
Trans people are not your enemies.
Trans people are not your enemies.
Hello, I just took on a new unavoidable expense, so if any of y'all have rich uncles that like to pay pretty women to talk to them, hmu
February 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hello, I just took on a new unavoidable expense, so if any of y'all have rich uncles that like to pay pretty women to talk to them, hmu
Y'ALL I NEED GOOD VIBES FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS, OKAY?? OKAY.
February 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Y'ALL I NEED GOOD VIBES FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS, OKAY?? OKAY.
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The thing about running the federal government like a software startup is that most software startups fail www.wired.com/story/the-us...
The US Government Is Not a Startup
Elon Musk is moving fast and breaking things that can’t afford to be broken.
www.wired.com
February 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The thing about running the federal government like a software startup is that most software startups fail www.wired.com/story/the-us...
Hey, can things make sense for just a second? Just wondering, no worries if not!!!!
February 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hey, can things make sense for just a second? Just wondering, no worries if not!!!!
If you're in D.C and would like to laugh instead of being in tears like we've all been these past two weeks, get your tickets to the Yes Queen show!
February 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If you're in D.C and would like to laugh instead of being in tears like we've all been these past two weeks, get your tickets to the Yes Queen show!
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The CIA and FBI are evil organizations responsible for incomprehensible misery domestically and abroad and if they can’t deploy some of that evil to save their own skins one wonders what the point of it all was
February 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The CIA and FBI are evil organizations responsible for incomprehensible misery domestically and abroad and if they can’t deploy some of that evil to save their own skins one wonders what the point of it all was
"I'm just lazy" well stop it.
February 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"I'm just lazy" well stop it.
Having the flu really fucking humbles you, because it feels like you're not in charge of your body. You just have to take a bunch of meds and bedrot 😭
February 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Having the flu really fucking humbles you, because it feels like you're not in charge of your body. You just have to take a bunch of meds and bedrot 😭