Got in the Uber after work and they’re playing the entire “A Star is Born” soundtrack

Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough

Bought a PC, so I will now be acting confused in order to lure in the nerdy gays.

Something about my dentist being an angry, Eastern European woman makes me feel so vulnerable, but so safe at the same time

i over ate today.

Just almost killed a spider in a room full of spider sympathizers. Never felt so unsafe