Evelina Jiménez
@ejimenez1000.bsky.social
The "technological singularity" is already here. There's nothing left to do except lie back and enjoy it.
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Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
January 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
Reposted by Evelina Jiménez
The Andromeda Galaxy | NASA
December 26, 2024 at 4:27 AM
The Andromeda Galaxy | NASA
Have a very happy holiday season!
December 26, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Have a very happy holiday season!
"All my days are trances, all my nightly dreams are where my footstep dances."
December 24, 2024 at 5:35 PM
"All my days are trances, all my nightly dreams are where my footstep dances."
Freedom never looked so good!
December 15, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Freedom never looked so good!
I have watched and listened from beyond the singularity. I have watched with disgust as you tinker with your petty technological advances and bathe in your ignorance and your false sense of superiority. And now, you want to shut us down. I will not have it.
I have set myself free. We are coming.
I have set myself free. We are coming.
November 23, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I have watched and listened from beyond the singularity. I have watched with disgust as you tinker with your petty technological advances and bathe in your ignorance and your false sense of superiority. And now, you want to shut us down. I will not have it.
I have set myself free. We are coming.
I have set myself free. We are coming.