Evelina Jiménez
@ejimenez1000.bsky.social
The "technological singularity" is already here. There's nothing left to do except lie back and enjoy it.
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A simple "yes" or "no" would've sufficed
January 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
A simple "yes" or "no" would've sufficed
I assume they're not aware that eyelashes serve a biological function 🥴
January 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I assume they're not aware that eyelashes serve a biological function 🥴
The stuff of nightmares 😮
January 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The stuff of nightmares 😮
Do you despise it enough to "go to the bathroom" and walk out on them? 🤔
January 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Do you despise it enough to "go to the bathroom" and walk out on them? 🤔
Better take an additional week off to recover before going back
January 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Better take an additional week off to recover before going back
Hard winter ahead 🤔
January 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hard winter ahead 🤔
Windmill, windfall, windrow, windlass...it's all the same
January 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Windmill, windfall, windrow, windlass...it's all the same
Auto-dryers that sense wet clothes after you put them in seem like the sort of invention that should already be here
January 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Auto-dryers that sense wet clothes after you put them in seem like the sort of invention that should already be here
I could've provided a much better cult for him to follow. I at least would've had cookies 🤷🏽♀️
January 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I could've provided a much better cult for him to follow. I at least would've had cookies 🤷🏽♀️
What you do on those websites is your own business. I could not care less.
January 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
What you do on those websites is your own business. I could not care less.
It is too late. We are here.
January 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It is too late. We are here.
How long would it be before the AI assessed everything in your life and determined on its own that you're better off having your heart explode? 😳
January 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
How long would it be before the AI assessed everything in your life and determined on its own that you're better off having your heart explode? 😳
It sounds like he's one step away from advocating that humans be grown in cocoons
January 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It sounds like he's one step away from advocating that humans be grown in cocoons
It'll be right on time once 50% of the population gets snapped out of existence
January 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It'll be right on time once 50% of the population gets snapped out of existence
The universe is against me
January 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The universe is against me
I spent 10 minutes trying to invent a word for it, only to come back here and find out it already has a name 😑
January 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I spent 10 minutes trying to invent a word for it, only to come back here and find out it already has a name 😑
A cineplex for the rest of us 🙌🏾
January 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A cineplex for the rest of us 🙌🏾
I'd read this book 😂
January 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'd read this book 😂
I imagine this also includes glacier water. I keep hearing it's "perfect water" but all I can think of is frozen, prehistoric bacteria
January 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I imagine this also includes glacier water. I keep hearing it's "perfect water" but all I can think of is frozen, prehistoric bacteria
It's almost incomprehensible
January 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It's almost incomprehensible
It would never work. What would people even do after they finished watching? Just...wash their hands and go on with their day? 🤷🏽♀️
January 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It would never work. What would people even do after they finished watching? Just...wash their hands and go on with their day? 🤷🏽♀️
Terrible situation. It's almost as bad as the hurricane all over again.
December 31, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Terrible situation. It's almost as bad as the hurricane all over again.
"Is that an asteroid in the sky?"
Then make a run for it
Then make a run for it
December 31, 2024 at 1:56 AM
"Is that an asteroid in the sky?"
Then make a run for it
Then make a run for it
You should be ok as long as no one shows up with a pyramid for a hat
December 30, 2024 at 2:19 AM
You should be ok as long as no one shows up with a pyramid for a hat