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Oh hi there ! | French (sorry for that) | Nintendo fan and Golden Sun adventist
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I'm SO mad, I got kidnapped by evil scientists and put in the evil science facility where they give you psychic powers and wings and stuff but I was in the control group so nothing happened
February 5, 2026 at 9:02 AM
I'm SO mad, I got kidnapped by evil scientists and put in the evil science facility where they give you psychic powers and wings and stuff but I was in the control group so nothing happened
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Damn you’re telling me the technology that was very obviously intended for unregulated speculation and criminal enterprises was used to do awful things
"We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick."
Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein
The crypto community is reeling from the discovery that Epstein was a huge backer of early Bitcoin efforts.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Damn you’re telling me the technology that was very obviously intended for unregulated speculation and criminal enterprises was used to do awful things
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Israël reconnaît avoir tué 71 000 Palestiniens et valide les chiffres du Ministère de la Santé à Gaza.
Pendant 2 ans, quiconque relayait cette source était taxé de soutien du Hamas.
⚠️ Les morts indirectes (famines, santé) et les corps sous les décombres ne sont pas comptés
Pendant 2 ans, quiconque relayait cette source était taxé de soutien du Hamas.
⚠️ Les morts indirectes (famines, santé) et les corps sous les décombres ne sont pas comptés
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Israël reconnaît avoir tué 71 000 Palestiniens et valide les chiffres du Ministère de la Santé à Gaza.
Pendant 2 ans, quiconque relayait cette source était taxé de soutien du Hamas.
⚠️ Les morts indirectes (famines, santé) et les corps sous les décombres ne sont pas comptés
Pendant 2 ans, quiconque relayait cette source était taxé de soutien du Hamas.
⚠️ Les morts indirectes (famines, santé) et les corps sous les décombres ne sont pas comptés
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
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Soirée de la saint Valentin let's go
Voici la liste des cinémas que Dracula et son armée de vampires-zombies vont envahir à partir de ce week-end ! 🦇
Vampire Zombies ...from Space, une comédie décalée rendant hommage au cinéma d'Ed Wood, bientôt sur grand et petit écran !🧛♂️
Vampire Zombies ...from Space, une comédie décalée rendant hommage au cinéma d'Ed Wood, bientôt sur grand et petit écran !🧛♂️
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Soirée de la saint Valentin let's go
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Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
January 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
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It’s no comfort, but the official DHS line being “he can be killed by masked agents of the state because he had a legal gun” is such an interesting new frontier in how Trump has made the conservative movement very publicly and embarrassingly abandon every principal it once claimed.
January 24, 2026 at 6:40 PM
It’s no comfort, but the official DHS line being “he can be killed by masked agents of the state because he had a legal gun” is such an interesting new frontier in how Trump has made the conservative movement very publicly and embarrassingly abandon every principal it once claimed.
Les 2% manquants c'est 2 scans qu'il fallait faire pendant le tutoriel dans les 5 premières minutes du jeu (le moment où t'as pas encore cerné tout ce qu'il y a à faire, donc) et impossibles à rattraper après 🙃 vraiment top top top
January 20, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Les 2% manquants c'est 2 scans qu'il fallait faire pendant le tutoriel dans les 5 premières minutes du jeu (le moment où t'as pas encore cerné tout ce qu'il y a à faire, donc) et impossibles à rattraper après 🙃 vraiment top top top
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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I don’t know how the narrative of American democracy can survive this. The country voted to give the nuclear codes to a mental toddler who’s going to start a war because he didn’t get a participation trophy.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I don’t know how the narrative of American democracy can survive this. The country voted to give the nuclear codes to a mental toddler who’s going to start a war because he didn’t get a participation trophy.
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
Je sais que je devrais pas parce que c'était couru d'avance, et c'est pas un tacle contre KPop Demon Hunters qui est super, mais je suis quand même agacé que Amélie n'aie pas reçu le GG du meilleur film d'animation alors que pour moi il est clairement au dessus du reste 😖
January 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Je sais que je devrais pas parce que c'était couru d'avance, et c'est pas un tacle contre KPop Demon Hunters qui est super, mais je suis quand même agacé que Amélie n'aie pas reçu le GG du meilleur film d'animation alors que pour moi il est clairement au dessus du reste 😖
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Pathé qui fait son wrapped et je suis dans le top 3% des gens qui ont passé le plus de temps dans leurs cinémas
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Pathé qui fait son wrapped et je suis dans le top 3% des gens qui ont passé le plus de temps dans leurs cinémas
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Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
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La fin de l'éditorial du @lemonde.fr ⤵️
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 AM
La fin de l'éditorial du @lemonde.fr ⤵️
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Le 3 janvier 2026, les États-Unis frappent le Venezuela. M. Donald Trump justifie l’opération au nom de la lutte contre le narcotrafic et de la stabilité régionale. Il n’invente rien : ces mots forment le lexique ordinaire de l’intervention américaine en Amérique latine.
Le 3 janvier 2026, les États-Unis frappent le Venezuela. M. Donald Trump justifie l’opération au nom de la lutte contre le narcotrafic et de la stabilité régionale. Il n’invente rien : ces mots forment le lexique ordinaire de l’intervention américaine en Amérique latine.
January 3, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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Le 3 janvier 2026, les États-Unis frappent le Venezuela. M. Donald Trump justifie l’opération au nom de la lutte contre le narcotrafic et de la stabilité régionale. Il n’invente rien : ces mots forment le lexique ordinaire de l’intervention américaine en Amérique latine.
Le 3 janvier 2026, les États-Unis frappent le Venezuela. M. Donald Trump justifie l’opération au nom de la lutte contre le narcotrafic et de la stabilité régionale. Il n’invente rien : ces mots forment le lexique ordinaire de l’intervention américaine en Amérique latine.