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Eikiji
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Just a big ol' queer nerd.
I think about this one all the time. Never fails to crack me up.
September 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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To which I add this wonderful Bruce Sterling passage, which for many years I kept beside my keyboard.
August 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Happy birthday to my now 20 year old cat and certainly not to this country.
July 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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OK, so here’s my JJ Abrams story…

Before I started working in digital restoration one of my primary jobs in post-production support was running the in-house theater and screening rooms at work. Every now and again it would get booked for casting sessions, because it was perfectly suited for that…
Happy birthday to the composer of the theme music to the nonexistent 70s private detective TV series “Chuck Taggart, Private Eye!”

That’s one hell of a story. I suppose it’s about time I told it…
June 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
And I have AC again! THANK FUCK. Now I get to play the game of "do I not like the new thermostat or do I just not like that it's different?"
June 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I have learned an obscene amount about HVAC systems in the past 48 hours. I feel like I'm cramming for an exam, but instead of a test, I get to give someone several thousand dollars to make me stop sweating.
June 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Finally got the new mower set up and running! So the AC died.
June 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Bought a new lawn mower! AND THUS IT HAS RAINED ALL DAY EVERY DAY SINCE.
May 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Last night, sat down on the couch with ice cream to watch this week's Last of Us episode. Realized it was birthday flashback time. Was suddenly very glad I had ice cream because I knew I'd be waking up with a headache from crying for a solid hour. The museum and "Future Days" get me every time.
May 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I got a bunch of queer alt creative nerds who can also kick your ass. This could not have possibly gone any better!

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May 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
If I had a nickel for every time I've had to deescalate a dude, eeeeeespecially male larpers, I have no idea how much money I'd have because I have dyscalculia and can't math that high. Bet it could probably buy me dinner.
May 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Tonight I sewed a rock onto a flashlight. Being a crafty person is sometimes weird.
May 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My boys.
May 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
WELP. Guess that's that then. Bye, streak. Fuck off with your AI garbage, Duolingo.
May 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Goblin on the right, the party is just going to kill and move on. Goblin on the left, the party is going to ask their name and try to adopt them. I can 1000% guarantee this.

I personally would also be waaay more inclined to purchase a supplement that had scribbles with personality over soulless AI.
Here’s an actual example - if I described a goblin guard, all alone outside the tower, and then provided a handout to illustrate them. Which of these images do you imagine is going to elicit a more engaged response?
April 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Last night I dreamt a political debate game show where the contestants pretended to be running for an office and appearing at a live debate. Only they couldn't have any policy positions of their own.
April 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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After over 25 hours, he concluded with these words
April 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Time to wreck my emotions rewatching TLoU s1 in preparation of s2 coming up to absolutely destroy me.
April 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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None pizza with left beef still makes me laugh
March 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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artist request simulator
October 22, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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YouTube's play button reveals wannabe Nazis.
March 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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If Donald Trump can override our elected officials’ control of the purse strings, we are effectively entering a period of taxation without representation.
March 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
There's a reason we call these two "The Bookends".
March 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people:
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
18f.org
March 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM