Eric Gray
@egray9.bsky.social
I'm like John Wick built like John Goodman
Trump 2024: The Only Election Where The Voters Are Also The Victims. 🎟️🔥
The MAGA Cult Bought the Ticket. Now They Get to Take the Ride
Trump won the presidency again. Not by a landslide. Not with a mandate. Not because he’s beloved by the masses. Just barely, just enough…
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February 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Trump 2024: The Only Election Where The Voters Are Also The Victims. 🎟️🔥
Kanye did a Super Bowl ad promoting his website; had 50+ clothing options.
Now 24 hours later, it has just one - a Nazi t-shirt.
At some point, the invisible hand of capitalism needs to cancel this joker. It's unreal he's a billionaire and hawking this trash.
Peewee Herman should be incensed.
Now 24 hours later, it has just one - a Nazi t-shirt.
At some point, the invisible hand of capitalism needs to cancel this joker. It's unreal he's a billionaire and hawking this trash.
Peewee Herman should be incensed.
February 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Kanye did a Super Bowl ad promoting his website; had 50+ clothing options.
Now 24 hours later, it has just one - a Nazi t-shirt.
At some point, the invisible hand of capitalism needs to cancel this joker. It's unreal he's a billionaire and hawking this trash.
Peewee Herman should be incensed.
Now 24 hours later, it has just one - a Nazi t-shirt.
At some point, the invisible hand of capitalism needs to cancel this joker. It's unreal he's a billionaire and hawking this trash.
Peewee Herman should be incensed.
I wrote about something small, shiny, and completely unnecessary—basically the Kardashian of currency.
Eliminating the Penny: A Love Letter to Fiscal Insanity
Ah, the penny. Recently, Donald Trump, in a fleeting moment of clarity between social media tantrums, announced the U.S. would stop minting…
medium.com
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I wrote about something small, shiny, and completely unnecessary—basically the Kardashian of currency.
TOO MUCH CLAPPING ON THE 2'S AND 4'S
February 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
TOO MUCH CLAPPING ON THE 2'S AND 4'S
I feel seen
wanna feel old? shit yourself at the bank
February 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I feel seen
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Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
February 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
I leveled up every decade of my life, but if I knew the Final Boss Battle was against the President of the United States and the richest man in the world, I would've picked a different game.
February 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I leveled up every decade of my life, but if I knew the Final Boss Battle was against the President of the United States and the richest man in the world, I would've picked a different game.
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Is there a word for when random people show up at a government building and announce that they're in charge
New — I'm told USAID employees who tried entering another agency bldg (not HQ) earlier this morning were being turned away by security guards with unknown man blocking turnstiles. Man said msg late last night should have said all buildings closed. But he suddenly left and access reopened—for now.
February 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Is there a word for when random people show up at a government building and announce that they're in charge
GROUNDHOG DAY, LIVE BLOG! Let's watch a rodent do something he's terrible at, I mean predict the weather
Bored Rodent Dragged From Bed, Forced To Perform For Thousands, Just Like The Rest Of Us
3:30 AM: Welcome to Gobbler’s Knob, where thousands of people have decided that hypothermia is a reasonable price to pay for the privilege…
medium.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
GROUNDHOG DAY, LIVE BLOG! Let's watch a rodent do something he's terrible at, I mean predict the weather
I'm just spitballing here, but did Trump hammer the DEI aspect of the FAA yesterday because he ALREADY knows the air traffic controller was a minority?
January 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm just spitballing here, but did Trump hammer the DEI aspect of the FAA yesterday because he ALREADY knows the air traffic controller was a minority?
Flying at Reagan National is pretty scary, you have to follow the river with a hard bank right when you take off/land. It's just inherently dangerous- prayers for the families, this is terrible. And to the pilots, who are the best of the best that make that trip everyday? Big respect.
January 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Flying at Reagan National is pretty scary, you have to follow the river with a hard bank right when you take off/land. It's just inherently dangerous- prayers for the families, this is terrible. And to the pilots, who are the best of the best that make that trip everyday? Big respect.
I wrote about Jimmy Butler and the Miami Heat, which is the first time I've really thought about either of them
Jimmy Butler and the Miami Heat: Who Blinks First?
The Miami Heat and Jimmy Butler are locked in a battle of egos, pettiness, and outright dysfunction, with Heat President Pat Riley playing…
medium.com
January 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I wrote about Jimmy Butler and the Miami Heat, which is the first time I've really thought about either of them
Joe Biden was a national melatonin tablet, Trump 2.0 is like a Juggalo Rave in a gas station bathroom
The second term of Donald Trump has begun, and it’s loud.
I know, I know — it was loud four years ago. But somehow, impossibly, it’s even louder now. It’s a relentless assault on your ears, your…
medium.com
January 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Joe Biden was a national melatonin tablet, Trump 2.0 is like a Juggalo Rave in a gas station bathroom
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i didn't know the nfl had a "i'll turn this car around" rule on the books
January 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i didn't know the nfl had a "i'll turn this car around" rule on the books
Some of you think capitalism guarantees you prosperity. That’s adorable. Also, read this.
MAGA Misunderstands Capitalism
So, capitalism. That untouchable deity of the American dream. The great promise, the grand illusion, the rigged casino where the house…
medium.com
January 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Some of you think capitalism guarantees you prosperity. That’s adorable. Also, read this.
I didn't have the Bill Burr / Billy Corgan sibling drama on my 2025 bingo card, but neither did they so, yes, it's a weird time to be alive.
Bill Burr and Billy Corgan’s Dad Might Have Had More Kids Than a 19th-Century Sharecropper
Howie Mandel ambushed Bill Burr & Billy Corgan with world’s most awkward family reunion- the weirdest sibling drama since Cain and Abel.
medium.com
January 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I didn't have the Bill Burr / Billy Corgan sibling drama on my 2025 bingo card, but neither did they so, yes, it's a weird time to be alive.
If misery loves company, the Atlanta Falcons got you, fam
Interceptions, Incompetence, and Inevitability: The 2024 Falcons Highlight Reel
There’s a special kind of misery that comes from watching the Atlanta Falcons. It’s not your run-of-the-mill sports sadness — not the…
medium.com
January 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If misery loves company, the Atlanta Falcons got you, fam
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My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.
January 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.
Taking Greenland by force.... the Gulf of 'America'... windmills killing whales... we're really doing this all over again aren't we?
January 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Taking Greenland by force.... the Gulf of 'America'... windmills killing whales... we're really doing this all over again aren't we?
Parker Jones gonna date Hawk Tuah girl, start a meme coin, be on Survivor
January 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Parker Jones gonna date Hawk Tuah girl, start a meme coin, be on Survivor
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Surgeon General: ‘You Are Supposed To Be Able To Button Your Pants’
Surgeon General: ‘You Are Supposed To Be Able To Button Your Pants’
WASHINGTON—Noting that the fasteners commonly found on most trousers were not merely ornamental, Surgeon General Vivek Murthy issued an advisory to the American public Thursday in which he clarified t...
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December 28, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Surgeon General: ‘You Are Supposed To Be Able To Button Your Pants’
I wrote about taxes, Jeff Bezos, government efficiency, poop and class warfare. How are they related LETS FIND OUT
A Love Letter to Taxes (Because Jeff Bezos Can’t Handle the DMV)
Taxes: the thing everyone loves to hate but can’t live without, like a bad ex who still pays for your Netflix. People scream for tax cuts…
medium.com
December 19, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I wrote about taxes, Jeff Bezos, government efficiency, poop and class warfare. How are they related LETS FIND OUT
I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN IF YOU MAKE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
December 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN IF YOU MAKE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
The government might shut down doesn't this happen every Tuesday
December 17, 2024 at 4:15 PM
The government might shut down doesn't this happen every Tuesday
The Falcons and the Raiders swapped quarterbacks, and now they meet on Monday Night Football. It’s like when two bad chefs switch kitchens to see who can burn toast better.
December 16, 2024 at 11:24 PM
The Falcons and the Raiders swapped quarterbacks, and now they meet on Monday Night Football. It’s like when two bad chefs switch kitchens to see who can burn toast better.