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Schizautismophrenic dissociative zen hermit
They/them
Local music/art scene urban legend
Schizautismophrenic dissociative zen hermit
They/them
Local music/art scene urban legend
August 23, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Going thru it this week lol
August 23, 2023 at 10:27 AM
Going thru it this week lol
I pulled out american spirits yesterday and a guy said "oh you've got the indies" and I'm still laughing
August 23, 2023 at 10:26 AM
I pulled out american spirits yesterday and a guy said "oh you've got the indies" and I'm still laughing
What the Getty museum doesn't realize is that I stole van goug's painting irises over 6 months ago and replaced it with a replica and the original is in some rich bastard's home office in Malibu lmao fine art is such a scam
August 23, 2023 at 1:31 AM
What the Getty museum doesn't realize is that I stole van goug's painting irises over 6 months ago and replaced it with a replica and the original is in some rich bastard's home office in Malibu lmao fine art is such a scam
I think about this tweet so much
August 22, 2023 at 7:26 AM
I think about this tweet so much
Real
August 22, 2023 at 12:25 AM
Real
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you can just recycle old twitter discourse on here for engagement. just preface it with something like "can't believe people are still saying..." even though nobody's mentioned it in years. get lots of quote posts and replies declaring support of correct thought. watch follower count grow
August 20, 2023 at 2:35 AM
you can just recycle old twitter discourse on here for engagement. just preface it with something like "can't believe people are still saying..." even though nobody's mentioned it in years. get lots of quote posts and replies declaring support of correct thought. watch follower count grow
Finding someone that does those realistic nipple tatts and getting 8 of them on my chest and stomach like a dog
August 20, 2023 at 5:13 AM
Finding someone that does those realistic nipple tatts and getting 8 of them on my chest and stomach like a dog
California is so crazy.. we're on a flood plane and the rain is supposed to start in a couple hours but my neighbors are having a party watching a sports game and cheering and my house is the only one in the neighborhood sandbagging our doors. This is gonna be BRUTAL
August 20, 2023 at 2:24 AM
California is so crazy.. we're on a flood plane and the rain is supposed to start in a couple hours but my neighbors are having a party watching a sports game and cheering and my house is the only one in the neighborhood sandbagging our doors. This is gonna be BRUTAL
First date ideas
>stand outside a target looking sketchy together and staring at the soccer moms
>take pcp and watch meltdown
>"what the fuck is up, dennys?"
>pass out flyers in a paranoid small town warning of a coming govt plot to put their town under Marshall law and impose communism
>Cane's
>stand outside a target looking sketchy together and staring at the soccer moms
>take pcp and watch meltdown
>"what the fuck is up, dennys?"
>pass out flyers in a paranoid small town warning of a coming govt plot to put their town under Marshall law and impose communism
>Cane's
fun first date ideas!
1)tattooing his name on the insides of my lips.
1)tattooing his name on the insides of my lips.
August 19, 2023 at 10:03 AM
First date ideas
>stand outside a target looking sketchy together and staring at the soccer moms
>take pcp and watch meltdown
>"what the fuck is up, dennys?"
>pass out flyers in a paranoid small town warning of a coming govt plot to put their town under Marshall law and impose communism
>Cane's
>stand outside a target looking sketchy together and staring at the soccer moms
>take pcp and watch meltdown
>"what the fuck is up, dennys?"
>pass out flyers in a paranoid small town warning of a coming govt plot to put their town under Marshall law and impose communism
>Cane's
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[2 chainz voice] pull up to the scene with my penis missing
June 25, 2023 at 11:15 PM
[2 chainz voice] pull up to the scene with my penis missing
Jesus "I speak for the downtrodden"
Modern Christian "ranked, competitive, professional downtrodding champion"
Modern Christian "ranked, competitive, professional downtrodding champion"
August 17, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Jesus "I speak for the downtrodden"
Modern Christian "ranked, competitive, professional downtrodding champion"
Modern Christian "ranked, competitive, professional downtrodding champion"
Me and the boys brightening the day of everyone we interact with
August 15, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Me and the boys brightening the day of everyone we interact with
Getting a Tesla just so I can replace the horn with AI Joe Biden saying that Car looks goofy as hell bro what even is that
August 15, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Getting a Tesla just so I can replace the horn with AI Joe Biden saying that Car looks goofy as hell bro what even is that
What my rabbit sees at 3am when im staring at him while he's trying to sleep
August 14, 2023 at 8:12 PM
What my rabbit sees at 3am when im staring at him while he's trying to sleep
Poast like everyone's watching. Even if you only have 7 followers
August 14, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Poast like everyone's watching. Even if you only have 7 followers
Mood
August 14, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Mood
My dad's rewatching babylon 5 and there's a whole race of aliens in here that are just balding used car salesman from queens with fangs
August 14, 2023 at 7:44 PM
My dad's rewatching babylon 5 and there's a whole race of aliens in here that are just balding used car salesman from queens with fangs
Its 5am and the creature outside is once again mimicking the sound of my cat's meow. My cat is sitting on the couch but it sounds just like him. I can see its shadowy figure looming just beyond the glow of the porch light.
August 14, 2023 at 12:15 PM
Its 5am and the creature outside is once again mimicking the sound of my cat's meow. My cat is sitting on the couch but it sounds just like him. I can see its shadowy figure looming just beyond the glow of the porch light.
You've heard of dick amnesia, what about photographic pussy memory
August 14, 2023 at 9:02 AM
You've heard of dick amnesia, what about photographic pussy memory
The world needs to be scarier its way too boring. We need gigantic birds that eat people at random and without warning. I think a 3-500% increase in chance of random horrific death on any given day would make life much more worth living.
August 14, 2023 at 9:00 AM
The world needs to be scarier its way too boring. We need gigantic birds that eat people at random and without warning. I think a 3-500% increase in chance of random horrific death on any given day would make life much more worth living.
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It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby
August 11, 2023 at 8:28 PM
It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby
What happened to the days when all you needed for blockbuster comedy was a funny looking guy with a funny name performing a gross charichature of autism
August 13, 2023 at 10:37 PM
What happened to the days when all you needed for blockbuster comedy was a funny looking guy with a funny name performing a gross charichature of autism