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incorrectffqts.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
eelanos.bsky.social
Yo: Me está doliendo mucho la garganta. Creo que me está agarrando un resfriado. ¿Puedes acercarte a la farmacia?
Pedro: ¿Qué le digo?
Yo: Dile que me puse la estufa por la noche y empezó a dolerme la garganta.
--- En la farmacia ---
👨‍⚕️: ¿Tiene dolor de garganta?
Pedro, con absoluta certeza: No.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
eelanos.bsky.social
Por favor, diosito, no dejes que me despierte mañana. Solo *chof* y fuera.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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furryfortnite.bsky.social
The bear skin is also reportedly coming next season with a "shirtless" style! #FurryFortnite
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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furryfortnite.bsky.social
The Lion skin from the April Survey has been spotted in the Chapter 7 preview among other upcoming skins and is likely coming next season! #FurryFortnite
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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lucas11.bsky.social
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
post from Renan Porto's twitter, the post says "É Brasiiiiil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 Nem nos meus sonhos mais malucos eu imaginei que um dia faria uma pintura do Bowser gostosão para um material oficial, anunciado pelo Miyamoto em pessoa. 😭 Eu ri tanto de descrença enquanto pintava, vcs nao tem idea kkkk" attached to the post is a screencap from the Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer of Bowser holding a painting of Buff Bowser with Princess Peach
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
eelanos.bsky.social
Se van a casar todos esta temporada.
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
eelanos.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLNj...
I LOST MY MIND - SILVA HOUND FT. LIZZIE FREEMAN & MICHAEL KOVACH (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by MORØ
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November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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zequio.com
El Lore de Silent Hill f
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
eelanos.bsky.social
Echo de menos el internet divertido de hace como 20 años.
Lo peor que nos ha podido pasar es que tengas un incentivo económico por ser controversial. El odio mueve dinero y así no hay manera de tener interacciones de persona normal.
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
eelanos.bsky.social
Qué tranquilo está el hijo de puta...
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
eelanos.bsky.social
¡¿Van a sacar Miku v6?! OSTRAS...
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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doginacafe.bsky.social
Puppy Love Pages 20-23
Page 20 : A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1 : Kip gets closer to Mason, looking panicked. Mason flinches. Kip : "I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, I just thought- I didn't mean it like- Mason, I thought you were trying to say something!" Panel 2 : A close-up of Mason looking anxious and sweating. Mason (thinking) : "What do i do?" Panel 3 : Kip and Mason are lit brightly. Kip : "I-I'm so sorry, I'm such and idiot!! I knew you weren't flirting with me, I'm so stupid!" Mason (thinking) : "I didn't prepare for this. Why did you have to say this now?" Kip : "I'm sorry, please, don't hate me!" Panel 4 : Kip becomes withdrawn and starts to spiral. Kip : "I don't know why I grabbed your hand! I'm sorry, I-" Mason (thinking) : "Stop apologizing." Kip : "I- I can't-" Mason (thinking) : "I'm not ready. I- I'm not...!" Panel 5 : Mason suddenly grabs Kip's arms. Mason : No, no. You were right. It was flirting. Panel 6 : Kip looks up to Mason, dumbfounded. Kip : "I... wha?" Page 21 : A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1 : Mason is still grabbing Kip's arms, looking panicked. Mason : "It-It wasn't supposed to be like that. I did it for you." Panel 2 : A close-up of Mason. Mason : "I overheard you say something- that you wanted to kiss me" Mason (thinking) : "What am I saying?" Mason : "And i wanted to make you happy so i started to entertain your feelings, and one thing led to another" Panel 3 : Mason still holding Kip's arms in front of the bus stop. Mason : "I didn't mean for it to go this far, it was just making you so excited and..." Mason (thinking) : "This isn't how I planned." Mason : "You didn't want me to stop, so-" Mason (thinking) : "Stop. Stop talking!" Panel 4 : The frame turns mostly black. Kip pulls away from Mason. Panel 5 : Mason panicking more and more. Mason : "I was going to tell you... I..." Panel 6 : Kip looks shocked and incredulous. Kip : "... Mason, what?" Panel 7 : Kip : "You've known how I felt this whole time and you waited until now to say anything? You- you can't just play with my feelings like that ! How is any of this okay?" Page 22 : A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1 : Kip : "You were just toying with my feeling for weeks!? You didn't even like me back ! Why would you lead me on like this?" Panel 2 : "That's- That's not- I was doing this for you. You wanted me to flirt with you, didn't you?" Panel 3 : A detailed shot of Kip. They extend past the border of the frame. Kip : "Not like this! I really thought that for once, someone actually liked me! I didn't want this, I was happy with what we had! Just being in your life was enough, I- I... i just don't get it! Is... is it my fault?" Panel 4 : The frame turns dark purple. Kip : "I-It's my fault, isn't it...!?" Mason : "I... I..." Panel 5 : Mason (thinking) : "It wasn't supposed to turn out this way." Kip : "W-Was I being too clingy? I knew i was asking too much!" Mason (thinking) : "This isn't how I planned it" Page 23 : A digital comic page featuring colorful, anthropomorphic animals. Panel 1 : Kip leans back and looks away. Mason (thinking) : "I can't breathe...! Why can't I breathe?" Kip : "Mason, I-" Panel 2 : A close-up of Kip. Kip : "I can't- I have to go!" Panel 3 : A close-up, low angle shot of Mason. Mason (thinking) : "Nothing is coming out- Say something, please!" Panel 4 : Kip starts to run away. Mason (thinking): "They're leaving, say something !" Panel 5 : Kip looks back while running away. Mason (thinking): "That look- That same look...!" Panel 6 : A close-up of Mason. Mason (thinking): "I've seen them make that face before I never wanted to see them like this! Not again...!" Panel 7 : Flashback, two years ago. A wide shot of the city skyline at night. Thunder crashes. Mason : "Kip!!"
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
eelanos.bsky.social
Dios, pero qué asco, de verdad. A veces la gente es muy desagradable.
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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agentstrange.bsky.social
Happy birthday, New Vegas. I love you 😘
Man looking at New Vegas: Wow what incredible riding in gameplay mechanics Text flying over his head: bisexuals do +10 damage to everyone
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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mitchyd.bsky.social
If only everyone could have predicted this

www.thegamer.com/ea-generativ...
EA's AI Game Development Tools Are Apparently So Bad That It's Costing More Money To Fix Their Mistakes
A new report suggests that EA's pivot to AI is just causing costly mistakes, and the developers hate it.
www.thegamer.com
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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incorrectffqts.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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nyarbon.bsky.social
디테일 파기 귀찮어
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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onthistangent.bsky.social
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr: Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call. #IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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bpbigg.bsky.social
MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
socksthewolf.com Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · Oct 4
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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getlucky12341.bsky.social
>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
raisondetriment.bsky.social RaisonDetriment @raisondetriment.bsky.social · Oct 14
Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
October 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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csmfht.bsky.social
All time classic
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM