Eedjge
@eedgje.bsky.social
Nerd.
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It's valentine's day so here's a picture of my muff.
February 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
It's valentine's day so here's a picture of my muff.
Wonderful artwork by the barista in the hospital cafeteria this morning 😂😂😂😂😂
February 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Wonderful artwork by the barista in the hospital cafeteria this morning 😂😂😂😂😂
It's so cold today my goosebumps have goosebumps
January 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It's so cold today my goosebumps have goosebumps
(2/2)
I've had enough of you
My colleagues, clients too,
Just let me have my lunch and eat my sandwich in peace
No mindless nattering
Gossipy chattering
I'd rather sit here and look at these frosty trees!
I've had enough of you
My colleagues, clients too,
Just let me have my lunch and eat my sandwich in peace
No mindless nattering
Gossipy chattering
I'd rather sit here and look at these frosty trees!
Challenge…
Write lyrics to the theme from Wallace and Gromit.
* Must rhyme
* Must scan perfectly with the melody
* Must NOT be about Wallace and Gromit
GO!
Write lyrics to the theme from Wallace and Gromit.
* Must rhyme
* Must scan perfectly with the melody
* Must NOT be about Wallace and Gromit
GO!
January 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
(2/2)
I've had enough of you
My colleagues, clients too,
Just let me have my lunch and eat my sandwich in peace
No mindless nattering
Gossipy chattering
I'd rather sit here and look at these frosty trees!
I've had enough of you
My colleagues, clients too,
Just let me have my lunch and eat my sandwich in peace
No mindless nattering
Gossipy chattering
I'd rather sit here and look at these frosty trees!
(1/2)
Sat out here freezing my tits off
Watching my breath swirl in the air
Skin on my knuckles is cracking
Better out here than in there (oh yeah)
Sat out here freezing my tits off
Watching my breath swirl in the air
Skin on my knuckles is cracking
Better out here than in there (oh yeah)
Challenge…
Write lyrics to the theme from Wallace and Gromit.
* Must rhyme
* Must scan perfectly with the melody
* Must NOT be about Wallace and Gromit
GO!
Write lyrics to the theme from Wallace and Gromit.
* Must rhyme
* Must scan perfectly with the melody
* Must NOT be about Wallace and Gromit
GO!
January 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
(1/2)
Sat out here freezing my tits off
Watching my breath swirl in the air
Skin on my knuckles is cracking
Better out here than in there (oh yeah)
Sat out here freezing my tits off
Watching my breath swirl in the air
Skin on my knuckles is cracking
Better out here than in there (oh yeah)
Reblogging because I've just found a sodding fiver in my sodding phone case and I could have had a posh sodding coffee this morning after all. #grump.
January 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Reblogging because I've just found a sodding fiver in my sodding phone case and I could have had a posh sodding coffee this morning after all. #grump.
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🎵It's midnight at the zoo; we face off two by two🎵
🎵A nightmare showdown between man and beast in the dark🎵
🎵Gorillas in the mince, who will emerge as prince,🎵
🎵shit's gonna go down tonight here in Regent's park! 🎵
(2/2)
🎵A nightmare showdown between man and beast in the dark🎵
🎵Gorillas in the mince, who will emerge as prince,🎵
🎵shit's gonna go down tonight here in Regent's park! 🎵
(2/2)
January 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
🎵It's midnight at the zoo; we face off two by two🎵
🎵A nightmare showdown between man and beast in the dark🎵
🎵Gorillas in the mince, who will emerge as prince,🎵
🎵shit's gonna go down tonight here in Regent's park! 🎵
(2/2)
🎵A nightmare showdown between man and beast in the dark🎵
🎵Gorillas in the mince, who will emerge as prince,🎵
🎵shit's gonna go down tonight here in Regent's park! 🎵
(2/2)
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🎵Fighting a pig with a trident🎵
🎵Battling a walrus with a spade🎵
🎵Duelling a chimp with a luger🎵
🎵Watch out he's got a grenade! (oh, shit!)🎵
(1/2)
🎵Battling a walrus with a spade🎵
🎵Duelling a chimp with a luger🎵
🎵Watch out he's got a grenade! (oh, shit!)🎵
(1/2)
Challenge…
Write lyrics to the theme from Wallace and Gromit.
* Must rhyme
* Must scan perfectly with the melody
* Must NOT be about Wallace and Gromit
GO!
Write lyrics to the theme from Wallace and Gromit.
* Must rhyme
* Must scan perfectly with the melody
* Must NOT be about Wallace and Gromit
GO!
January 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
🎵Fighting a pig with a trident🎵
🎵Battling a walrus with a spade🎵
🎵Duelling a chimp with a luger🎵
🎵Watch out he's got a grenade! (oh, shit!)🎵
(1/2)
🎵Battling a walrus with a spade🎵
🎵Duelling a chimp with a luger🎵
🎵Watch out he's got a grenade! (oh, shit!)🎵
(1/2)
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There is a bird in my study
Flying around my books of lore
I've said 'please go away, buddy'
But it just said 'Nevermore'
I need this bird to leave
I'm recently bereaved
And the last thing I need is a corvid stuck in my room
Flying around my books of lore
I've said 'please go away, buddy'
But it just said 'Nevermore'
I need this bird to leave
I'm recently bereaved
And the last thing I need is a corvid stuck in my room
Challenge…
Write lyrics to the theme from Wallace and Gromit.
* Must rhyme
* Must scan perfectly with the melody
* Must NOT be about Wallace and Gromit
GO!
Write lyrics to the theme from Wallace and Gromit.
* Must rhyme
* Must scan perfectly with the melody
* Must NOT be about Wallace and Gromit
GO!
January 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
There is a bird in my study
Flying around my books of lore
I've said 'please go away, buddy'
But it just said 'Nevermore'
I need this bird to leave
I'm recently bereaved
And the last thing I need is a corvid stuck in my room
Flying around my books of lore
I've said 'please go away, buddy'
But it just said 'Nevermore'
I need this bird to leave
I'm recently bereaved
And the last thing I need is a corvid stuck in my room
Forgot my debit card. My breakfast is sad. :(
January 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Forgot my debit card. My breakfast is sad. :(
Don't you just love cheap workplace toilet paper that makes you feel like you've had inappropriate relations with a cactus 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
December 31, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Don't you just love cheap workplace toilet paper that makes you feel like you've had inappropriate relations with a cactus 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Absolutely bitter wind today 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
December 31, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Absolutely bitter wind today 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Best post-Christmas treat ever: Turkey Dripping on toast!!!
December 28, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Best post-Christmas treat ever: Turkey Dripping on toast!!!
Guess who showed up to work on a day of annual leave. I thought I didn't manage to get this day off... oh well I'm here now, 2 bank staff and 1 regular staff cancelled so I've got the leave hours back to use another day 😂😂😂😂
December 27, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Guess who showed up to work on a day of annual leave. I thought I didn't manage to get this day off... oh well I'm here now, 2 bank staff and 1 regular staff cancelled so I've got the leave hours back to use another day 😂😂😂😂
You know in Supernatural where Heaven was just a collection of favourite memories and environments?
My past 4 Christmases with @diamondflamer.bsky.social and @mellyins.bsky.social are gonna feature heavily in mine.
I love you all.
My past 4 Christmases with @diamondflamer.bsky.social and @mellyins.bsky.social are gonna feature heavily in mine.
I love you all.
December 26, 2024 at 7:00 PM
You know in Supernatural where Heaven was just a collection of favourite memories and environments?
My past 4 Christmases with @diamondflamer.bsky.social and @mellyins.bsky.social are gonna feature heavily in mine.
I love you all.
My past 4 Christmases with @diamondflamer.bsky.social and @mellyins.bsky.social are gonna feature heavily in mine.
I love you all.
Who wants to have a #hospital appointment on #ChristmasEve? Nobody, that's who. Hopefully this Elfcare Assistant can spread some cheer.
#christmas #chronicillness #nhs #spoonies #hca #healthcare #elf
#christmas #chronicillness #nhs #spoonies #hca #healthcare #elf
December 24, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Who wants to have a #hospital appointment on #ChristmasEve? Nobody, that's who. Hopefully this Elfcare Assistant can spread some cheer.
#christmas #chronicillness #nhs #spoonies #hca #healthcare #elf
#christmas #chronicillness #nhs #spoonies #hca #healthcare #elf
Good: I had the energy to pack a sandwich this morning instead of buying one
Bad: I got a phone call from my partner telling me not to eat the sandwich cos she had been meaning to throw out the ham I used.
Awesome: A patient bought in a massive back of homemade sausage rolls for the staff!!!
Bad: I got a phone call from my partner telling me not to eat the sandwich cos she had been meaning to throw out the ham I used.
Awesome: A patient bought in a massive back of homemade sausage rolls for the staff!!!
December 23, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Good: I had the energy to pack a sandwich this morning instead of buying one
Bad: I got a phone call from my partner telling me not to eat the sandwich cos she had been meaning to throw out the ham I used.
Awesome: A patient bought in a massive back of homemade sausage rolls for the staff!!!
Bad: I got a phone call from my partner telling me not to eat the sandwich cos she had been meaning to throw out the ham I used.
Awesome: A patient bought in a massive back of homemade sausage rolls for the staff!!!
It's 2 days before Christmas and I still have so much to do. I am trying to remain positive...
December 23, 2024 at 7:35 AM
It's 2 days before Christmas and I still have so much to do. I am trying to remain positive...
My brain is frantic but my body is floppy.
I also need to do some maths in order to appropriately place some photos symmetrically on a board.
My brain may be frantic but it is also soup.
Help.
I also need to do some maths in order to appropriately place some photos symmetrically on a board.
My brain may be frantic but it is also soup.
Help.
December 21, 2024 at 1:40 PM
My brain is frantic but my body is floppy.
I also need to do some maths in order to appropriately place some photos symmetrically on a board.
My brain may be frantic but it is also soup.
Help.
I also need to do some maths in order to appropriately place some photos symmetrically on a board.
My brain may be frantic but it is also soup.
Help.
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I’m like this—
December 20, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I’m like this—
Good morning to everyone except the absolute knobhead on the bus who thinks everyone wants to hear his music playing full blast from his phone
December 20, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Good morning to everyone except the absolute knobhead on the bus who thinks everyone wants to hear his music playing full blast from his phone
Absolutely sickening this still happens.
Right now, foxes are being chased to exhaustion and torn apart by hounds—all in the name of ‘tradition.’
Boxing Day remains the biggest day of the year for the fox hunting community.
Please RT to raise awareness and follow us to help end this cruelty for good.
Boxing Day remains the biggest day of the year for the fox hunting community.
Please RT to raise awareness and follow us to help end this cruelty for good.
December 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Absolutely sickening this still happens.
FUCK OFF COLD!!! Why am I always sick at Christmas???
December 19, 2024 at 7:02 AM
FUCK OFF COLD!!! Why am I always sick at Christmas???
Tried to be a #Cool Fairy #Godparent and buy #fortnite money for my favourite little #crotchgoblin.
Wtf is this exhange rate?I don't know what an #EpicGames account is. I assume (hope?) the #sproglet does?
#backinthe90s we played #snake on a #nokiabrick #uphillbothwaysinthesnow #asGodintended
Wtf is this exhange rate?I don't know what an #EpicGames account is. I assume (hope?) the #sproglet does?
#backinthe90s we played #snake on a #nokiabrick #uphillbothwaysinthesnow #asGodintended
December 16, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Tried to be a #Cool Fairy #Godparent and buy #fortnite money for my favourite little #crotchgoblin.
Wtf is this exhange rate?I don't know what an #EpicGames account is. I assume (hope?) the #sproglet does?
#backinthe90s we played #snake on a #nokiabrick #uphillbothwaysinthesnow #asGodintended
Wtf is this exhange rate?I don't know what an #EpicGames account is. I assume (hope?) the #sproglet does?
#backinthe90s we played #snake on a #nokiabrick #uphillbothwaysinthesnow #asGodintended