budgeting is just min maxxing irl

republicans: big government is destroying america

also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom

democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families

the simple truth conservatives always ignore

my favorite kind of boomer posts are ones that start with shit like “dear wokes,” with some stupid shit under it and end the post with “sincerely, americans”. they always fucking cook with that

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

I know this is a difficult time but no matter how bad things get please don't turn to self destructive behaviors like "gaming"

the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech

before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit

Here's an oil painting by Ron Francis that freaks me out whenever I see it.

check this shit out

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

it’s genuinely so funny there was an entire subgroup of people in america losing their minds at “Q drops” that just said shit like this. they really thought a world revolution was around the corner

Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him

Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich