Halo
@eatmyhalo.bsky.social
This is the last rad lude I’m ever going to pop, I mean it. 🌱#veganfortheanimals
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“Has he shit himself?”
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“Has he shit himself?”
Learning to crochet, this is my very first chain after 10 mins of instruction from a lady on YouTube. Isn’t YouTube great?
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Learning to crochet, this is my very first chain after 10 mins of instruction from a lady on YouTube. Isn’t YouTube great?
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It's quite impressive just how many technical roles this ai video lying about not being ai has put out of work. Coca Cola are the worst shits, if you drink it you're supporting the end of humanity.
Mirroring the video here if you don't want to even humor going onto Twitter, but when it gets into the "process" section, there's so many red flags of them lying about the work they put into the commercial that reveal how much of this video is them trying and lying after the fact.
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It's quite impressive just how many technical roles this ai video lying about not being ai has put out of work. Coca Cola are the worst shits, if you drink it you're supporting the end of humanity.
Used to have this line as my alarm 😁
Get up. Your public wants to see you.
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Used to have this line as my alarm 😁
Is this served with a power tie around the bowl
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Is this served with a power tie around the bowl
Police had closed the motorway as I was driving home, so I had to get back via the unlit winding death roads through the woods. I can’t say I enjoyed it.
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Police had closed the motorway as I was driving home, so I had to get back via the unlit winding death roads through the woods. I can’t say I enjoyed it.
The spotlight’s on him, but they’re all fucking useless. Imagine being a supposedly educated grown man who has to ask someone else to bake a fucking potato. Useless fucking prick.
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The spotlight’s on him, but they’re all fucking useless. Imagine being a supposedly educated grown man who has to ask someone else to bake a fucking potato. Useless fucking prick.
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Pulitzer-Prize-winning photo taken by Andrew Harnick of Getty.
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pulitzer-Prize-winning photo taken by Andrew Harnick of Getty.
The firewanks should stop soon, then we await the predictable bland cunt who’ll set off one of those indescribably loud ones at midnight.
It’s a sexually frustrated job, but someone’s got to do it.
It’s a sexually frustrated job, but someone’s got to do it.
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The firewanks should stop soon, then we await the predictable bland cunt who’ll set off one of those indescribably loud ones at midnight.
It’s a sexually frustrated job, but someone’s got to do it.
It’s a sexually frustrated job, but someone’s got to do it.
Alan Carr on a rollercoaster, doing a pretty passable Great Gig in the Sky
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Alan Carr on a rollercoaster, doing a pretty passable Great Gig in the Sky
Nice news to wake up to, knowing how much it’ll be bothering the tangerine shitbag 👌
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Nice news to wake up to, knowing how much it’ll be bothering the tangerine shitbag 👌
Bill Hader barely holding it together, I’ve watched this far too many times
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Bill Hader barely holding it together, I’ve watched this far too many times
“Have you tiiiiieeeeiiiieeeeiiieeiiiidied your room? No?
UNBELIEEEEEVABLE”
UNBELIEEEEEVABLE”
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“Have you tiiiiieeeeiiiieeeeiiieeiiiidied your room? No?
UNBELIEEEEEVABLE”
UNBELIEEEEEVABLE”
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White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
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November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
We went out to take some sunset pics last night…
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
We went out to take some sunset pics last night…
Last one of the season. I’ll miss you more than you know.
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November 1, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Last one of the season. I’ll miss you more than you know.
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Watching a play through of Planet Zoo. I think I need this game.
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Watching a play through of Planet Zoo. I think I need this game.
When did Halloween fireworks become a fucking thing? I hope they don’t accidentally explode their wangs off or anything
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When did Halloween fireworks become a fucking thing? I hope they don’t accidentally explode their wangs off or anything
As expected this is everything you want it to be. Had me laughing out loud, tearing up, and all stuff in between. #bingeread #kathyburke
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
As expected this is everything you want it to be. Had me laughing out loud, tearing up, and all stuff in between. #bingeread #kathyburke
OH YES IT’S LADIES NIGHT 🔮🧹
If Practical Magic or Hocus Pocus aren’t going on in your house at some point this evening…well there’s very little I can do from here. But you’d best believe I’ll frown, REALLY hard.
If Practical Magic or Hocus Pocus aren’t going on in your house at some point this evening…well there’s very little I can do from here. But you’d best believe I’ll frown, REALLY hard.
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
OH YES IT’S LADIES NIGHT 🔮🧹
If Practical Magic or Hocus Pocus aren’t going on in your house at some point this evening…well there’s very little I can do from here. But you’d best believe I’ll frown, REALLY hard.
If Practical Magic or Hocus Pocus aren’t going on in your house at some point this evening…well there’s very little I can do from here. But you’d best believe I’ll frown, REALLY hard.
The Iberian Lynx that’s been caught on camera, though stunning, is another one of those animals that unfortunately looks like someone cosplaying
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Iberian Lynx that’s been caught on camera, though stunning, is another one of those animals that unfortunately looks like someone cosplaying
Had her surgery and has come round well, thank goodness 😮💨
Please keep your paws crossed for my little cat having surgery on her ear today. They’re lopping part of it off to check it’s not the horrible thing that can get fucked.
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🙁
October 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Had her surgery and has come round well, thank goodness 😮💨
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Yes, Fawlty Towers, but also yes Great Canal Journeys, which was somehow some of the best television of the 21st century.
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Yes, Fawlty Towers, but also yes Great Canal Journeys, which was somehow some of the best television of the 21st century.