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Wise and attractive. I own a mansion and a yacht.
Time for Falcons Saints!
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It is a little disconcerting how many times I have watched the Minnesota Vikings play what they call “football”
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Though we’re not free yet
We won’t forget
Until our dying day
How the Black and Tans
Like lightning ran
From the rifles of the IRA
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
LSU survives Western Kentucky, which is a real sentence
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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The Mighty Mighty DuckTones (1997)
December 8, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Though we’re not free yet
We won’t forget
Until our dying day
How the Black and Tans
Like lightning ran
From the rifles of the IRA
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Pretty fucked up that there’s no Thursday Night Football tonight.
September 6, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Penix horts
Falcons QB Michael Penix Jr. does, in fact, need surgery to repair his ACL, with at least 9 months of recovery expected.

He’s sought the opinion of experts, including Dr. Neal ElAttrache. Penix has an ACL sprain, but full reconstruction is needed.
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Using this bad boy to play Balatro
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Top five TNF franchises? Off the top of my head:
1. NY Jets
2. Vikings
3. Falcons
4. Raiders
5. Jaguars
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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August 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The best part of Bugonia is when she turns to camera and says “I’m going to become the Bugonia”
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Softball season ended yesterday with my daughter’s team winning 12u county championship. What a season!
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Arch Manning retire bitch
October 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Hey Siri, shut down all trash compactors on the detention level.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Losing to the flames is almost as embarrassing as losing to the sharks
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Feel like shit just want them back
March 31, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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Dr. Nut (circa 1936-circa 1978): An almond/amaretto-flavored soda from the New Orleans-based World Bottling Co. and Wright Root Beer, it developed a devoted and intense cult following.
July 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Obama being implicated in the Epstein stuff might actually melt Lakshya’s brain
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM