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Earwigs ☔
@earlofearwigs.bsky.social
he/him, 20 ☔

current interests, photos, life stuff;
ig @earl_of_earwigs_ for art

Shamelessly, we'll impart our melodic words of beautiful melodramas 🌅🌫️🌌
"smesh bourgeur" (background noise I accidentally tuned into) is going to be a vocal stim for a while now methinks.
January 22, 2026 at 12:49 PM
persimmon-bun.itch.io/god-please-w...

@qraden.bsky.social and I are trying to furnish our itchio page for when we publish our first game there.

In the meantime, here's a zine I made that we chose to publish first instead <3
PREY by Persimmon Bun
A zine about anxiety.
persimmon-bun.itch.io
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Me: "Hey, so my insurance sent the pre-approval form and guarantee of payment, are these documents valid for direct billing?"

Hospital: "Mmm.. I don't know."

Me "What? So who does."

Hospital: "Mmm.. the clinic."

Me: "Okay, can you forward the line to the clinic?"
January 19, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch
January 17, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Minoxodil... minoxodil for happy trail... hghhh....
January 17, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Three multimedia pieces for the FC art show ✨ the reliefs are done with sculpey!
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Snail helm is go
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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#warframe #letticiagarcia

longing for a home that never was
January 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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☕ Counterfeit Café ☕

All you want to do is forge money. Your coffee shop is just a front, it's not supposed to actually get customers- but now you've got to serve them too!

Made by @scooteatsgames.bsky.social & I for the Godot Wild Game Jam!

mokadevs.itch.io/counterfeit-...
October 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Edges of you
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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Too late, I've already depicted you as the theatrical mask of tragedy and me as comedy.
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I'm watching my mom, in real time, turn into a literal grifter.

Just yesterday, she sent me some demented reel about how "-as a parent, I don't let my kids associate with kids from poorer families because of a lack of growth mindset".

I'm horrified.
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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phidippus regius/regal jumping spider (2024) #pepperbloomart
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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:D
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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January 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Fukiko #oniisamae
July 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
5th day in a row that my stomach has felt as though I have a literal glow stick in it
January 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Hey GERD people is it normal for your stomach and esophagus to feel as though they are glowing cold?
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Some comic pages from my fairytale-horror comic
January 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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portrait with church grim (2025)
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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99% of time loopers quit right before they make the right timeline where they fix everything
January 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM