elvira👾 shauna’s attorney
@eaglebearer.bsky.social
she/her |🇲🇽|🏳️🌈| 🍉| kassandra enthusiast *spoilers sometimes* | assassin’s creed, the witcher, bg3, yellowjackets, and other hyperfixations | i love video games 🎮 | np: rdr2
Pinned
My Kassandra Timeline is finally finished! This took so much longer than I thought it would, but I had so much fun piecing it together.❤️🙏🏽
The link has a more HD version you can click on that’s easier to read: www.canva.com/design/DAGlM...
The link has a more HD version you can click on that’s easier to read: www.canva.com/design/DAGlM...
My ‘Whistle’ review that no one asked for:
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
My ‘Whistle’ review that no one asked for:
Come back to me, Shauna.
February 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Come back to me, Shauna.
Excuse me, ma’am!🥰
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Excuse me, ma’am!🥰
Also, with Kassandra omg. Like those people who say she has no personality clearly didn’t bother even trying to understand her or even engage in her story at all, but w/e.
being in a fandom where a very loud part of it mischaracterizes the character you like
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Also, with Kassandra omg. Like those people who say she has no personality clearly didn’t bother even trying to understand her or even engage in her story at all, but w/e.
This happens to my good friend Shauna Shipman all the time.
being in a fandom where a very loud part of it mischaracterizes the character you like
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
This happens to my good friend Shauna Shipman all the time.
I’m seeing Whistle today but the only screenings are so late!🥲 I’m excited but also nervous to watch a horror movie by myself. Like literally only me and one other person lmao!💀
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I’m seeing Whistle today but the only screenings are so late!🥲 I’m excited but also nervous to watch a horror movie by myself. Like literally only me and one other person lmao!💀
Thank you BlueSky for letting us have drafts now!! 🙏🏽 It’s one on the things I missed from the other app.
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Thank you BlueSky for letting us have drafts now!! 🙏🏽 It’s one on the things I missed from the other app.
Reposted by elvira👾 shauna’s attorney
And starring the underrated supporting mvp of both Yellowjackets and Heated Rivalry, Sophie Nélisse
My buddies Corin and Owen have a new movie out this week and if you're one of my horror loving homies: THIS. MOVIE. IS. FUCKING. FOR. YOU.
It is a Final Destination type whose-gonna-die-next cursed object movie that goes hard and is hella fucking fun. So many great, gory kills. See it big & loud!
It is a Final Destination type whose-gonna-die-next cursed object movie that goes hard and is hella fucking fun. So many great, gory kills. See it big & loud!
February 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
And starring the underrated supporting mvp of both Yellowjackets and Heated Rivalry, Sophie Nélisse
I miss my family so much.🥺🤲🏽
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I miss my family so much.🥺🤲🏽
Reposted by elvira👾 shauna’s attorney
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
Reposted by elvira👾 shauna’s attorney
“God bless America: Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Brazil, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana, Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Mexico, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Haiti, United States, Canada, Puerto Rico.
We’re still here.”
-Bad Bunny
We’re still here.”
-Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
“God bless America: Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Brazil, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana, Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Mexico, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Haiti, United States, Canada, Puerto Rico.
We’re still here.”
-Bad Bunny
We’re still here.”
-Bad Bunny
The commercials were so crap this year. Too many AI, Crypto, gambling, and weight loss ads. It felt so dystopian and soulless. Other than that Benito and the Seahawks saved the night for me.
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
The commercials were so crap this year. Too many AI, Crypto, gambling, and weight loss ads. It felt so dystopian and soulless. Other than that Benito and the Seahawks saved the night for me.
🗣️ Go SEAHAWKS!
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
🗣️ Go SEAHAWKS!
I love Bad Bunny! I’m still thinking about his half-time show. It was so beautiful!🥹❤️
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I love Bad Bunny! I’m still thinking about his half-time show. It was so beautiful!🥹❤️
Reposted by elvira👾 shauna’s attorney
Bad Bunny “together we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Bad Bunny “together we are America”
Reposted by elvira👾 shauna’s attorney
His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!
February 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!
We’ve been pre-gaming listening to Bad Bunny all day getting ready to see Benito perform for the Super Bowl. Like my mom does not care about football at all, but she is so excited to see Bad Bunny tonight! 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
We’ve been pre-gaming listening to Bad Bunny all day getting ready to see Benito perform for the Super Bowl. Like my mom does not care about football at all, but she is so excited to see Bad Bunny tonight! 🥰
Reposted by elvira👾 shauna’s attorney
My almost 105 year old abuelita-in-law is VERY excited for Bad Bunny. She came from the island, and for her entire life, she’s been an American citizen! Voted for FDR! 🇵🇷🇺🇸
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
My almost 105 year old abuelita-in-law is VERY excited for Bad Bunny. She came from the island, and for her entire life, she’s been an American citizen! Voted for FDR! 🇵🇷🇺🇸
She’s so real.
February 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
She’s so real.
Reposted by elvira👾 shauna’s attorney
Kid Rock makes music for people that smoke cigarettes through a hole in their neck
February 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Kid Rock makes music for people that smoke cigarettes through a hole in their neck
I will be seated for Benito’s half-time show tonight and tbh the Seahawks because I miss living in Washington too much.💙
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I will be seated for Benito’s half-time show tonight and tbh the Seahawks because I miss living in Washington too much.💙
So I convinced my sister to go see “Whistle” with me on Monday or Tuesday. I’m not much of a horror person but I need to see Sophie Nelisse on the big screen for scientific reasons. 😎
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
So I convinced my sister to go see “Whistle” with me on Monday or Tuesday. I’m not much of a horror person but I need to see Sophie Nelisse on the big screen for scientific reasons. 😎
Reposted by elvira👾 shauna’s attorney
Jackie/Shauna 😩
August 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Jackie/Shauna 😩
Reposted by elvira👾 shauna’s attorney
Is he gonna make some dumb comment about how the characters wont be rolling checks in the series because its not realistic.
'Baldur's Gate' TV series is in the works
• Craig Mazin ('The Last of Us') is the showrunner
• Story takes place immediately after the events of 'Baldur's Gate 3'
• Will feature characters from the game
(via Deadline)
• Craig Mazin ('The Last of Us') is the showrunner
• Story takes place immediately after the events of 'Baldur's Gate 3'
• Will feature characters from the game
(via Deadline)
February 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Is he gonna make some dumb comment about how the characters wont be rolling checks in the series because its not realistic.