elvira👾 shauna’s attorney
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she/her |🇲🇽|🏳️🌈| 🍉| kassandra enthusiast *spoilers sometimes* | assassin’s creed, the witcher, bg3, yellowjackets, and other hyperfixations | i love video games 🎮 | np: rdr2
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My Kassandra Timeline is finally finished! This took so much longer than I thought it would, but I had so much fun piecing it together.❤️🙏🏽
The link has a more HD version you can click on that’s easier to read: www.canva.com/design/DAGlM...
The link has a more HD version you can click on that’s easier to read: www.canva.com/design/DAGlM...
🚨‼️Spoilers but she was such a nerd. I need her.😭🚨‼️
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
🚨‼️Spoilers but she was such a nerd. I need her.😭🚨‼️
🚨‼️Major Spoilers but‼️🚨
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
🚨‼️Major Spoilers but‼️🚨
My ‘Whistle’ review that no one asked for:
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
My ‘Whistle’ review that no one asked for:
Come back to me, Shauna.
February 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Come back to me, Shauna.
She’s so photogenic!🙂↕️
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
She’s so photogenic!🙂↕️
When is Gorgona releasing in the states?! I need to watch it.
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
When is Gorgona releasing in the states?! I need to watch it.
Excuse me, ma’am!🥰
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Excuse me, ma’am!🥰
Also, with Kassandra omg. Like those people who say she has no personality clearly didn’t bother even trying to understand her or even engage in her story at all, but w/e.
being in a fandom where a very loud part of it mischaracterizes the character you like
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Also, with Kassandra omg. Like those people who say she has no personality clearly didn’t bother even trying to understand her or even engage in her story at all, but w/e.
This happens to my good friend Shauna Shipman all the time.
being in a fandom where a very loud part of it mischaracterizes the character you like
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
This happens to my good friend Shauna Shipman all the time.
Get to see Sophie Nelisse kiss a girl so I can deal.😌💅🏽
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Get to see Sophie Nelisse kiss a girl so I can deal.😌💅🏽
I’m seeing Whistle today but the only screenings are so late!🥲 I’m excited but also nervous to watch a horror movie by myself. Like literally only me and one other person lmao!💀
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I’m seeing Whistle today but the only screenings are so late!🥲 I’m excited but also nervous to watch a horror movie by myself. Like literally only me and one other person lmao!💀
Now let us be able to post our own gifs without breaking them.👀
February 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Now let us be able to post our own gifs without breaking them.👀
Thank you BlueSky for letting us have drafts now!! 🙏🏽 It’s one on the things I missed from the other app.
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Thank you BlueSky for letting us have drafts now!! 🙏🏽 It’s one on the things I missed from the other app.
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And starring the underrated supporting mvp of both Yellowjackets and Heated Rivalry, Sophie Nélisse
My buddies Corin and Owen have a new movie out this week and if you're one of my horror loving homies: THIS. MOVIE. IS. FUCKING. FOR. YOU.
It is a Final Destination type whose-gonna-die-next cursed object movie that goes hard and is hella fucking fun. So many great, gory kills. See it big & loud!
It is a Final Destination type whose-gonna-die-next cursed object movie that goes hard and is hella fucking fun. So many great, gory kills. See it big & loud!
February 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
And starring the underrated supporting mvp of both Yellowjackets and Heated Rivalry, Sophie Nélisse
I miss my family so much.🥺🤲🏽
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I miss my family so much.🥺🤲🏽
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
Mi Gente Latino!! 🥳❤️🥰🙌🏽
a woman in a floral dress is standing on a stage holding a trophy .
ALT: a woman in a floral dress is standing on a stage holding a trophy .
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February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Mi Gente Latino!! 🥳❤️🥰🙌🏽
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“God bless America: Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Brazil, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana, Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Mexico, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Haiti, United States, Canada, Puerto Rico.
We’re still here.”
-Bad Bunny
We’re still here.”
-Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
“God bless America: Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Brazil, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana, Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Mexico, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Haiti, United States, Canada, Puerto Rico.
We’re still here.”
-Bad Bunny
We’re still here.”
-Bad Bunny
The commercials were so crap this year. Too many AI, Crypto, gambling, and weight loss ads. It felt so dystopian and soulless. Other than that Benito and the Seahawks saved the night for me.
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
The commercials were so crap this year. Too many AI, Crypto, gambling, and weight loss ads. It felt so dystopian and soulless. Other than that Benito and the Seahawks saved the night for me.
Lmao! They did really good! I miss Seattle so much rn. So proud of Seahawks!💙
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Lmao! They did really good! I miss Seattle so much rn. So proud of Seahawks!💙
🗣️ Go SEAHAWKS!
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
🗣️ Go SEAHAWKS!
I love Bad Bunny! I’m still thinking about his half-time show. It was so beautiful!🥹❤️
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I love Bad Bunny! I’m still thinking about his half-time show. It was so beautiful!🥹❤️
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Bad Bunny “together we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Bad Bunny “together we are America”
Same! We’ve been cooking all our food and snacks for tonight with Bad Bunny as the soundtrack.🥰❤️
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Same! We’ve been cooking all our food and snacks for tonight with Bad Bunny as the soundtrack.🥰❤️