Rob K
dynastysnarker.bsky.social
Rob K
@dynastysnarker.bsky.social
Lover. Fighter. Barbecuer. Dynasty FF nerd. #SFBX #SFB13 semifinalist #SFB14
Drafting #SFB live for the first time! #sfb15 #sfblive #denver
July 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A daylight savings time haiku:

Already noon, fuck
Give me back my fucking hour
You son of a bitch
March 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
That’s the dumbest fucking trade I’ve ever seen, regardless of sport, fantasy or IRL. Did Adam Silver go in and whip that up himself, knowing the NBA gets better ratings when the Lakers are contenders???
February 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My Super Bowl prediction:

By the start of the third quarter, Drake is gonna wish his mama had gotten him taken care of.
January 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Well shit, was hoping there would be drunken brawls on Bourbon Street between Philly fans and Bills Mafia all next week
January 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Since the Rams have no actual fans, I wonder what Eagles fans will do with no one in the stands to harass/assault
January 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
@shannisknight.bsky.social saw Kliff Kingsbury on the sideline and went ‘what is Alan Tudyk doing coaching in this game???’🤣🤣🤣
January 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Mike Evans holds the NFL record for most consecutive 1000-yard receiving seasons to begin a career, as well as most reply guys incessantly chiming in to complain he’s just a stat compiler and not actually good anytime he’s mentioned in a social media post
January 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The child? Okay. The movie? Uh oh.
January 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Fun fact: if you spill Traeger pellets and it rains/snows before you clean them up, it looks like rabbits shit all over your patio
January 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I'm still writing 2024 on all my war crimes tribunal forms.
January 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The Etroit Lions.
December 31, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Holy shit some lady was picking her nose in the stands on MNF
December 31, 2024 at 3:18 AM
December 24, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Please tell me at some point Jude Law’s character breaks out Mr. Napkinhead for the kids on this show. #skeletoncrew
December 12, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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Attention sex bot account owners!!!

Learn my type. The ones you're sending do not interest me...
December 11, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Take the damn ‘Student Driver’ magnet off your car. We all know you’re not a student and you just suck at driving.
December 1, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Where did the Chiefs get these two jamokes playing tackle, FSU?
November 29, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Smoked & roasted pumpkin seeds w/chili-lime seasoning and mesquite sea salt
November 27, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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When my nephew takes the biggest piece of pumpkin pie despite me being a large adult man and needing the pie sustenance more than himself
November 26, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Desperately want to go play a pub quiz tonight just so I can make up a Tom Cruise fish themed team name
November 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
November 26, 2024 at 1:02 AM
The Rams and Chargers only exist so that everyone who lives in LA can go see their favorite team play at least once every couple years.
November 25, 2024 at 1:57 AM